Alright anons, you've just woken up only to be stranded

Use CDs as fleshlight, the bottle as boat and the fleshlight as paddle

>>37313958
Cut my dick off with the cd

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>>37313999
The mighty trips have spoken. But, your flimsy boat falls over in the water, and you're now drowning in the ocean,

>>37314227
Luckily there was still air left in my fleshlight and managed to get up again

>>37314227
I decide to make the best of it and swim towards the mainland.

Use autism to control universe giving me real boat

>>37314227

Open my eyes in the water and look for a cave or maybe some pirate treasure.

>>37313958
Take cellophane plastic of game off, make solar still with bottle and plastic, make fiber from tree for net.

Shit on top of the tree to attract bugs which attract birds. I roll on luck so a chicken comes and I make tendies.

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>>37314008
You're beginning to have some doubts about your plan, but your penis is successfully cut off.

>>37316192
Stretch out the dick into a string of sorts, tie it to the fleshlight, and make a makeshift grappling hook. Throw it around the tree and start pulling. Then, while still pulling, I'd start trying to cut it down with the CD.

>>37316192
Use dick to attract predators

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>>37316264
You attempt to stretch the severed penis into a string. While it lengthens somewhat it soon springs back to original form and is far too short to be of much use here.

>>37316673
In a last ditch effort to find someone/thing that wants to use your penis you try to lure a predator. You wiggle it around for about 5 minutes before feeling light too lightheaded to continue.

You are now back on the shore.

Search tree for anything useful. If there's nothing useful; then take some branches.

>>37313958
i can use the cd to reflect light and make fire after i tryout the fleshlight

>>37317036
make a sand castle with the fleshlight

>>37317187
We can't use the fleshlight anymore, unless you mean with anything other than our dicks.

//original

>>37313958
I'm going to strip some bark off the base of the tree, where I will slowly cut it with the game. I will then remove the leaves, and make a hat out of it for protection. The fleshlight will be used for an oar, or in case I get bored. The bottle of water stays on me at all times.

By the way, is there a planned solution you have in mind?

>>37317036
drink the water from the bottle of water

>>37317036
Piss in the bottle.