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Eh? You've never seen a pair of square patties before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just pieces of Fresh Never Frozen Beef on my grill, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they cook side to side! Sizzle sizzle! I-I bet you want to flip them too, don't you, Mr. Impatient Hungryboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Flip these savory' patties as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, taste 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my patties are super hot right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my Frosty too! You sweet tooth! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not t-taking orders anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' salivation on your lip answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic customer, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you saw our commercial! L-L-Look how THICC it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking THICC! I-I've never seen it this THICC before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking glutton! Y-You sure know how to make a shake all creamy and THICC! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this THICC, it's much easier to cram a spoon up in there! And I'm drooling like a freaking sieve here! You'd b-b-better eat it up RIGHT NOW!
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Wendy's is shit. The true practician's choice for fast food burgers is Carl Jr/Hardees
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>>37306056
It's Subway you faggot.
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I demand more L E W D stories from you, OP !
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>>37306073
Subway is vomit in a bathroom tier. Off yourself.
The only good fast food is chick fil a and in n out
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>>37306036
Definitely can fap to this.
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>>37306073
why is water burger not on any of these lists
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>>37306164
Because regionals don't count.
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>>37306056
Umm no sweetie try again
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>>37306036
Somebody please post the hillbilly version vocaroo
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>>37306332
How many variants does this meme have?
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>>37306056
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Dave Thomas' Culinary University, and I've been involved in numerous catering services for the White House, and I have over 300 million confirmed satisfied customers. I am trained in deep fry cooking and I'm the top patty-flipper in the entire US fast food service. You are nothing to me but just another empty stomach. I will wipe your hunger the fuck out with chocolate frosties the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get awa with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fan artists across the USA and your blutooth refrigerator is being traced right now so you better prepare for the feast, maggot. The feast that wipes out the instant ramen collection you call a kitchen. You're fucking dead, kid. I can serve food anywhere, anytime, and I can feed you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in nutrition, but I have access to the entire industrialized food market and I will use it to its full extent to pump your miserable stomach full of orgasmic culinary perfection, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cram french fries down your gullet and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>37306036
hey man are you guys hiring? this kind of marketing might be right up my alley. tech background, but I want to get out of pure engineering.
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>>37306377
you are all taking part in a thinly veiled pr campaign
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>>37306036
Instead of BOING it should have been SIZZLE
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>>37306036
bring back kogasaposting
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>>37306485
Doesn't matter now anon Wendy's will dominate the fast food industry because she resembled a smug anime girl. This is our world.
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