You suddenly inherit all the powers of a Sith Lord in real life.

Force fear everywhere I go. People would crap their pants before they even saw me.

Use the Force to jack off.

Break ATMs and steal the money

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>>37301766
start manipulating everything until I'm the leader of the new world order.

I would probably use my powers to unify the world under one totalitarian rule of myself, after unification war i would rule the world benevolently and replace manual labor with robot and create a socialist utopia where people can focus on art, philosophy and scientific advancements
World would resent me at first but in time they would realize how great things are compared to before and they would erect a statue in my honor, i would be Anon the unifier that brought an end to the dark ages of capitalism

>>37301844
You sound like the main villain in some movie that had a bad ending, but it turns out to be a bittersweet ending cause the villain had (sorta) alright intentions

like in watchmen when he blew up the whole fucking world but everyone started working together to rebuild it, ending all the world wars/animosity and shit

>>37301882
Nah. He just sounds like every other communist before him.

>>37301766
lurk 4chan.

>>37301882
True villains are just misunderstood / misguided heroes
When you realize there is no good or bad, only people trying to make world / their world better their own way, you start to empathize with your opposition and realize their motives
Leo Tolstoy was good at making people see the world in others shoes

>>37301943
what about "villains" that have no clear motive and fuck shit up just for the sake of it?
or is that just bad writing?

>>37301982
>what about "villains" that have no clear motive and fuck shit up just for the sake of it?
There are good well-written examples of those types of villains such as the Joker from Batman or Majora's mask from LoZ.

But generally the whole "doing it for the evulz" thing is pretty weak writing.

>>37301982
>some men just want to see the world burn
They are the villains that deserve the most pity, they don't have moral compass that would limit their world view, they live simply to satisfy their curiosity and their wants
Imagine a dog that sees a piece of food fall from the table and rushes to eat it, they live on their instincts without greater motive, some become like that through past experiences and some are born like that, do not hate them for it for they do not think like we do

>>37302032
Both those villains had clear motives, anon.

Mind trick my way up the chain of command for a major corporation and become the wealthiest person in the world

>>37301766
It would be very detrimental to my health since I no longer would have to get up to fetch food.

>>37302064
>the Joker
He has elaborate plots, but his goals and his motives are simply to cause chaos and anarchy. Literally every single iteration of him is this. He has no ambition to rule the world or money. He just wants to fuck shit up. Even the harmless prankster versions of him have no clear motives other than to cause trouble for fun, which makes him Batman's most difficult enemy mentally since he's so unpredictable.
>majora's mask
Endgoal was to literally crash a moon into the earth and ruin people's lives and marriages. It didn't even care about losing since it gave Link the mask that enabled him to fight it. Everything it did in the story was for fun. It even has a very childish personality in dialogue.

>>37302144
joker wanted to kill batman. majora wanted to destroy the world. i'd say those are endgoals. a villain with no actual motive and pure instinct is pretty bad writing

Tell normalfags that this is not the board they are looking for.

>>37301784
this
I would force choke my chicken

>the goal of every villain is to improve their own world
The ones whose motives don't fit that claim are the lunatics etc, they are the hardest to empathize with because we cannot grasp their lack of motive
The misguided hero who is a fanatic patriot to his own country, who justifies his actions for the sake of greater good is the villain most root for or love to hate
Now imagine a villain, whose only motive is to kill for the sake of killing, it is hard to see any common ground with him, what lunacy drove the villain to that point is unknown to us, we only see that shell of a man that has been driven to that point, coming at us with a grin of pure joy on his face, he doesn't want our money, he doesn't want our body, he only wants to snuff out another life to make himself feel alive again, that is the stuff horror movies are made of, the enemy you cannot reason or empathize with
Zombies and beasts are kind of under this category but if a self sentient creature is driven by such basic instincts it is quite terrifying concept

>>37301766
End up wiping out every last human on Earth. We all deserve it

>>37301766
Kill everyone on the planet and then amoke weed until my demise as the last human on earth.

>>37302303
Put down the TV remote and look outside, see the people walking around living their daily lives in peace and then read your statement again

>>37302303
>>37302348
You'll will fail as soon as you pop on the radar of the military.

>fantasize briefly about taking over the world and forcing it to be a better place
>realize even if i succeeded, it'd be fake and that'd always bother me
>mindtrick a billionaire to pay me money to "advise" him (i.e. do nothing) and live comfortably

Kill nigers

>>37301766
Unite Africa invade Israel and America.

>>37302459
Lame dream
Originality is required for posting

>>37302297

At least "fucking shit up" can be used as the villain's goal in order to make him unpredictable and unrelatable, therefore becoming frightening. Villains that just "want more power and rule the world!!!" aren't even that. They're just macguffin-type characters that only serve as an enemy for the hero to fight against.

>>37301766
Finally get the remote from the table from my couch like I always tried to do when I was little.

I'd run around with the powers of Emperor Palpatine and a long black robe shuffling like an old man. I'd slap kids and run away. Whenever someone caught me, I'd have them grab me by the shoulder and turn me around. When they would, I yell "Meh" in their face leaving them baffled.

Crush the planet into a black hole eliminating myself and everyone on it.

Force-choke myself a little during masturbation.

>>37301766
Force strangle all the faggots that post on /r9k/

>>37302758
Don't you need to see people to force-choke them? Even Vader needed to Skype and he's one of the most powerful Force users ever.

>>37302763
I'd force sense their faggotry.

>>37302772
How many people post on /r9k/? You'd have your work cut out for you I imagine.

>>37302775
At this moment, only the elite ones.

I would steal money from people who didn't deserve it in ways that wouldn't reveal my powers or show that it was me who did it.

I would have a 1-person "investing, currency trading and day-trading business" as a cover to launder enough of the money so that I can travel and live freely and pay taxes proportionate to the income I must have to use what I'll use.

I will travel freely to assassinate people I know are wholly evil and who have great political and/or financial (and thus political) power at the expense of the wellbeing of their people, maybe carving some messages and markings into them when possible to let people understand what this is about.

I'd try to use suggestion on people to gain influence.
I'd never do anything big, just a little bit here and a little bit there. If i go too far, it'll just be revealed

Also, reminder: In the original trilogy it was heavily implied that only Jedi used light sabers, while siths get choke, electricity and other stuff


>>37301882
He only blew up half of New York, not the whole world

>>37302032
>>37301982
Well, i'd say examples like Vaaz are also realistic.
He basically just wanted to be the most powerful guy around, and there certainly are people like that too
Just that it's easier to spot them when they're little

>>37301766
Learn to use light side powers as well so I can mind trick the government and shit

>>37301766
There's be an unexplained epidemic of suffocations within 30 mins of my first realization.

Then my merciless hunting of anyone else with the same gifts.

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force choke my self while i jerk off

>>37303041
50% of the Sith in the OT used a lightsaber, and Palpatine was never referred to as a Sith anywhere until the prequels. So as far as we knew, Vader was the only Sith Lord, but didn't know what that even meant.

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>>37301766
Force choke everyone I meet. Like, literally everyone, from my best friend to the normies at the cafe.

>>37301766
I wouldn't be good at using it cause I'm not super emotional.

>>37301766
Use the force to make Drumpf resign and give the presidency to Queen Hillary.

I'd visit people who wronged me in the past, and tell them that every time they start having difficulties breathing, to think of me.

>>37303243
palpatine used force lightning though.

>>37303261
But she already choked on her aspirations, and another force user is telepathically harassing you. That would be me.

>>37303243
I'm saying that only Lucas knew what a Sith was then. We only knew Vader was a Sith, not what a Sith was.

>>37302193
A villain acting only in instinct isn't a bad villain as long as they aren't the main villain. Their unpredictability is good for establishing fear within the main villain's organisation. They can also be used as a sort of comic relief via dark humor eg Buck from far cry 3

>>37303321
This reply:
>>37303339
was meant for (you)

originally

>>37303375
I get you.

>>37301766
Two words: Elliot Rodger

Money is a retarded villain motive.

But goddamn it, Dark Side manipution to amass wealth without anyone realizing that you're cheating a rigged system would be great.

>>37301766
I'd be lying if I said there wouldnt be an ungodly amount of raping. It's pretty much all id do.

Cleanse germany, occupie a huge amount of land for myself and do whatever the fuck comes to my mind. Maybe also start a cult for the feels

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>>37303455
Y E S
This pleases the Ungern

Crush windpipes of my enemies via Skype. Awesome alibi, because phone records would show you weren't anywhere near the deceased.

>>37303243
Fair point, but since Vader refered to him as "master" and Palp tried to seduce Luke into the dark side, and had powers we could easily assume that he was somehow linked to the dark side of the force and more than just a random old fuck with the title of Emperor.

Besides, Kenobi called lightsabres "a jedi's weapon", and mentioned that Vader used to be a jedi.

Practice deflecting or outright stopping bullets until I was confident I could go anywhere without being defeated by any number of foes.

>>37303570
How'd you practice it? Have a friend shoot yourself a few times hoping you'll be able to deflect them?

relocate to some rogue nation in Africa and become a voodoo god and just raise an army and an empire and subjugate them all to my culture and make Africa a world super power.

>>37303578
>how does I rubber bullets?

>>37302066
Just view some winning lotto numbers. Why use your Dark Side power to have a job that requires any amount of work?

>>37303570
you gonna deflect with the force, or with a lightsaber? cause bullets seem to be faster than blaster bolts, and blaster bolts wouldn't melt on contact with a light saber and pass through and hit you anyways.

>>37303578
But not aiming at myself, jeez.

>>37301766
I could pet my lazy fucking rats of cats that don't visit me because I'm 5 inches away from touching them

>>37303620
Rubber bullets hurt like fuck

Train an apprentice so he can kill me

>>37303650
If you can move inanimate objects with your mind, move a bullet out of its trajectory.

OP only said powers of a Sith. I'm assuming I wouldn't be getting a lightsaber on 2017 Earth.

Tellekinetically force my enemies' blood out of their pores.

Go door to door telling people about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise.

>>37301766
>those dubs

D..did you suddenly inherit all the powers of a Sith Lord?

>>37301766
>mind control stacies to suck my cock
>mind control rich chad to give me his house and let stacies live with me
>live life and shock anyone that tries to disrupt my happiness

>>37303703
Low grain loads and a solid outfit of armor. Boom, rubber bullets are now just very irritating. You also don't have to have someone shoot directly at you. Just a foot off to the side would do the trick.

meditate until I master the all-powerful high ground technique

>>37302193
>joker wanted to kill batman
There are hundreds of stories where he could easily had done this but didn't or tried to and intentionally delayed it to get the outcome he'd find funniest.

>>37301766
Realistically probably just fuck around with manipulating objects from afar, maybe try to hone a sick force jump and see how high I can get in one bound. Pretty sure you can project your voice with the force too so maybe some sick pranks.

>>37303650
Blaster bolts actually move atleast above sub-relativistic speedsThat's faster than 1% of the speed of light.
It's just that Jedi's and Sith's can also move at sonic speeds and have precognition that they are able to deflect them.

>waves hand

I am the boyfriend you're looking for.