>be Chad-normie who lurks /r9k/ >get sent this in the morning

>>37300707

>Making a fake WhatsApp account
>Messaging yourself
>Screenshotting the conversation
>Posting it on a Croatian carpenter forum to piss off virgins

SAD!

Anonymous 2017-05-27 05:34:00 Post No.37300799
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>>37300748
>>37300758
>>37300762
>>37300776
>>37300779
Everyone deserves a (You)

Coconut (ID: !hEpdoZ.tHU) 2017-05-27 05:34:08 Post No.37300801
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Coconut (ID: !hEpdoZ.tHU) 2017-05-27 05:34:08 Post No.37300801 [Report]

You probably feel pretty good about yourself now don't you. Here I got what you came for:

Wow so successful so lucky I wish I could be like that OMG a really woman? Your dick must be huge impressive!

Anonymous 2017-05-27 05:39:06 Post No.37300884
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File: 1495140109383.png (219KB, 623x424px) Image search: [Google]

219KB, 623x424px

>>37300707
>goes on 4chan to brag

if you thought were the losers i got bad news for you

Anonymous 2017-05-27 05:41:29 Post No.37300920
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Anonymous 2017-05-27 05:41:29 Post No.37300920 [Report]

wow an orgasm amazing. I can tell OP is no Chad and this must be his first gf.
I've been married long enough to give advice none of you kids can use yet, and let me tell you there is nothing special about making a woman cum. it's relatively easy even without clit play.

I don't know if this is some giant elaborate joke that I'm not in on, but most women can't even take a dick past 15cm, they can in fact cum with almost no effort on our part, they all will call you daddy eventually, they can't tell the difference between six foot or five six, pussy doesn't get loose it's like a fucking hand and they tighten at will.

maybe one dumbass virgin out there will read my post and get some one day. if so I did my good deed for the day.

Anonymous 2017-05-27 05:42:50 Post No.37300942
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>>37300920
Thanks for the tips, married anon.

Anonymous 2017-05-27 05:46:15 Post No.37300992
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>>37300920
Thanks based marriednon

Anonymous 2017-05-27 05:49:02 Post No.37301036
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Anonymous 2017-05-27 05:49:02 Post No.37301036 [Report]

Here are some tips for when you're pretending to be a girl:
>they don't use proper grammar or punctuation
>they don't type essays
>they don't quintuple post

Anonymous 2017-05-27 05:50:43 Post No.37301061
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>>37300920
>they all will call you daddy eventually
I'm waiting

also, aren't there some women who can't even cum through masturbation?

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/