Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-p-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
How can you keep making this same thread and not get caught by the robot?
>>37300730
The mods allow it
>>37300730
probably just adds an extra "A" or "HA" to a laugh. use your brain
Eh? You've never seen a pair of square patties before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just pieces of Never Frozen Beef on my buns, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they cook side to side! Sizzle sizzle! I-I bet you want to flip them too, don't you, Mr. Impatient Hungryboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Flip these savory' patties as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, taste 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my patties are super hot right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my Frosty too! You sweet tooth! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not t-taking orders anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' salivation on your lip answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic customer, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you saw our commercial! L-L-Look how THICC it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking THICC! I-I've never seen it this THICC before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking glutton! Y-You sure know how to make a dessert all creamy and THICC! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this THICC, it's much easier to cram a spoon up in there! And I'm drooling like a freaking sieve here! You'd b-b-better eat it up RIGHT NOW!
>tfw I've never seen a pair of breasts before
>>37300958
Well this is new. But I wanted tendies you stupid smug bitch
someone post the voocaro
>>37300604
Why is she talking like she just got done smoking a whole gram of meth?
Fuck someone post the Australian one
>>37300604
>tfw a Japanese drawing and the drunken writing of an overweight meet give you an erection
>>37301689
>there's an Australian version
POST IT NOW!!!!
>>37300959
Just type in "naked boob" on Google.
>>37300604
>Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before?
Not in real life, no
>And you're HOW old?!
38. This is depressing enough, I'm going to stop reading and find another thread
>>37300604
I can only imagine how soft and warm would be fondling a girls breasts. :-(
I am 24.
>>37301634
nevermind faggots, found it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fsmBAVqkI2
>>37300604
lmao this is such autistic writing ahahahahaah ahahahah its so bad
>>37301782
Fucking hell that's weird. The text made me horny, that made me laugh
>>37301829
Honestly it sounds like a nervous 14 year old would actually say.
>>37301914
>not wanting to bang nervous 14 year olds
I LIKE BEING ON LISTS
>>37300959
>after watching a lot of fat porn I know know some fat chicks have their nipple under the boobs, so at first glance it looks like they don't even have any
I'll give you the old lickaroo.
Eh? You've never seen a pair of balls before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaaaand..
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of my genetic fuck-engine between my legs, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Bonk these ballin' ballers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my dick is super hard right now! C-Can't imageine whyyy...~!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're suck a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-p-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your dad's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen my tip this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a guy all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram it up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better w-w-wrap it up RIGHT NOW!
>>37301969
Literally me right now anon
>>37300604
haven't seen that thread in a while
bumping with content
also does anyone know where these images comes from? i'd love me some sauce
>>37300730
>he doesn't know how to bypass the robot
>>37300959
ywn see a pair of breasts anon
we all will never see them...
>>37301727
Oi? You've never seen a pair o tits before? And you're HOW old?! Fuckin ay! Ahahahah! W-Well cunt, we'd better fix that right up then! Just turn off yer blinkers for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You look like a roo caught in 'eadlights! CRIKEY, mate! Th-Th-They're just a pair o' knockers, ya know! Do they really turn ya on THAT much?! G-Get yer binoculars on this, then! See how they jump about like a kangaroo! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to cop a feel of them too, don't you, Mr. Fuckin Dirty Mate?! G-Go right ahead! Bash these bush babies as much as you want! Take your bloody time! Bloody heck, wrap your chompers 'round em too! I know you wanna, cunt~! Just fukin watch yourself; my tits are stickin out right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~! I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my cunt too! You dirty fucker! W-W-Well, the trains already left the station! Might as well! I'm not wearing knickers anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that bloody boner in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a sad cunt, mate! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of yer mum! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! FUCKING STREUTH, it's so fuckin drenched! Fuckin flood season already! Look what you fuckin did, you shitcunt! Y-You sure know how to make a sheila all hot and bothered! Oh, my! CRIKEY! You'd better cop the fuckin blame for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to slide a fuckin snake up on in there! And Im leaking like an outdoor dunny! You'd best shove in your sausage RIGHT NOW M8!!
>>37302214
>bash these bush babies
gay anime dick sword: uvKDMpm
>>37302168
oh fuck
replied to the wrong thread