anyone else have a constant narration in their head like patrick

>>37291885
>city
>architecture is disgusting

Do you live in the US by any chance?

>>37291885
How do you show that you take pride in your appearance? Wearing graphic tees from kohl's?

>>37291913
I live in the UK, brighton to be specific (full of faggots).
I hate any building with concrete, it seems so ugly and disgusting. In fact I hate ALL Cities, even the beautiful ones, I would do anything to live in a rural paradise.

>>37291885
me just came back from a trip to the bank
>why normies just get in the line and don't respect the people who arrived earlier
>how would that women react if there is a bank robbery
>what would chad do if there is a shooting inside the bank
>then i get hard thinking in the dead bodies of the girls who work there
that's me

No, but I swear I become an avatar of Joe Pesci when I'm angry enough.

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>>37291941
>living in brighton

NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>>37291885
wtf, is there chance you are actually me ?

>>37291928
I prefer older clothing. I like linen shirts, wool jumpers, etc. I'm not into fedoracore, wearing suits, etcc, but older clothing looks better.
Also most of my clothing is geared towards the outdoors, i spend as much as my time that i can outdoors.

i wear knee high moccasins and woolen clothing mostly, I may look like an autist but I don't wear skintight jeans, and try to look smart.

>>37292009
it's shit. faggots, normies and commies everywhere, it disgusts me everyday. I want to move to a forest as soon as possible.

>>37292082
>forest
>in the UK

gonna be hard m8

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>>37292019
So you're basically walking around a city dressed like Davy Crockett with autism and you think that looks smart?

>>37291885
>"is this how normal people act?"
>"are they normal or just dumb"
>"do they not understand"
>"they all feel like sheep"
>"fucking idiots have no ambition"
>"how could they say stuff like that?"
>"do they lack empathy or are they so apathetic they forgot there are people besides them"
>"dumb 60 something year old berating hard working kids he looks stupid in his batman company hat"
>"I wish I could burn it to the ground"
>"dumb passive aggressive cunt"
>"I'm going to cut you up and play with your blood"

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>>37292019
>knee high moccasins

you are a girl right?

>>37292131
yes I'm a girl(male) why do you ask?

I'm constantly talking in my head to my "viewers". Like I narrate everything and tell stories in my head like I'm doing a fucking youtube vlog. I can't stop, it's been going on for years.

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>>37292096
there's some near to where i live
>>37292131
>>37292102
I made them out of tanned deerhide i tanned myself from bowhunting. it looks fine in the countryside which is where i spend most of my time anyways.

>>37291885
I only do this when I get very upset.
Last time, I got locked out of mummy's house at 7am and I thought she had changed the locks.

Got mad, ran the narrator for a bit getting more mad, then vaulted the back fence with a folding chair to smash my way in with.
Turns out she left her keys in the inside lock which meant my key wouldn't turn. How silly of us.

>>37292159
because if you look like a guy you would look like massive faggot. though you already are one

>>37292191
that guy who you're responding to isn't me, the OP. read my other responses

>>37292256
ye i have i didn't ralise until just after i posted, you are still a faggot though

>>37292191
>massive faggot an insult
sir do you know where you are?
>>37292256
Please stop posting as me I am proud of my knee high moccasins

>>37292306
why are you trying to derail my thread?
>>37292289
why? I made them by hand from a deer i hunted myself, i'm proud of them.

>>37292385
either post your moccasins or stfu and quit posing as me I am a proud women(male) moccasin owner

>>37292413
stfu autist.
oreganno

>>37292538
Post your fucking ASINS or gtfo loser nigger faggot mcgayboii

>>37291885
Yeah but I'm less psychotic or more insecure.
>at register
>"Why am I always so nervous? They literally give no shits about me, I'm just another customer. Are my hands shaking? I hope my hands don't shake this time. Am I acting weird? No, best not to think that, remember, you're just another customer, it's not a big deal."

>>37291885


Usually im just focused on looking as normal as possible

>>37291885
Yes but it's more like the flavor text you get from LOOKing at certain objects in adventure games.

>worried I'm gonna start doing this shit now
You guys better not have doomed me to yet another autistic habit.