>just happened
>wake up at 9pm
>require (((((GROCERIES)))))
>walk downstairs.
>go ((((outside))))
>there's a cash machine, normies (gay faggots) going to the gay faggot club (very close to me) are taking out cash.
>haha fucking normies enjoy wasting all your currency on alcohol.
>successfully obtain groceries.
>make my way back to the meme chamber
>surrounded by normies as I go back.
>harlot whore roastie slut approaches me.
>"Excuse me do you have dir-"
>I G N O R E her
>She tries again
>"EXCUSE ME?"
>I G N O R E D again
>her friend laughs. U N A F F E C T E D
>roasted the roastie by denying roastie priveledge.
This sounds like an underage newfag wrote it but I still enjoyed it.
>visits /pol/ once
>this happens
get a sage and a *sigh*
22 and live by myself.
not a newfag.
>>37291064
I've been here since 2007, also this actually happened.
>>37291015
10/10 thread op gud job
>>37291088
I've been here since 07 too and I consider myself a newfag
O man. I bet you got so excited when you realized that you have to go outside. You can finally show the old teenagers how cool you are.
I make up stories in your head where you rekt them.
It brings me back to my childhood, when I was 11-12 years old.
HAHAH WOW OMG GOOD ONE HAHAHA NICE HSHAHA WOW U IGNORED A GIRL HAHAHAHHAHA HOLY SHIT OP WOW YOU ARE A STUD OMG
>>37291462
yep
>>37291370
sounds like you still are 12 by the way you type.
>>37291015
ginuinly good thing Op. dont give a fuck about the haters. they are stacies defence force.
>>37291015
Good job anon. Show those fucking roastied who's boss
Should of given them the wrong directions OP.
this was autistic as fuck but thoroughly enjoyable. Good work op
>>37291015
Maybe she was trying to tell you you dropped your wallet, newfag.