why aren't you getting gains in the one area that actually

>>37290676
>need a chart to make your dick work
Anon are you Asian?

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>>37290676
delete this

How do I make dick gains. Asking for a friend

>>37290676
This is autistic and inaccurate

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>>37290676

> the bathmate rack is always in use

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rlly mek u thnk

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>that bell curve

seems legit, especially when compared to actual scientific study in picrel

Holy fuck, it's pretty funny and sad someone went to the effort to make this. Those numbers are bullshit and just some quick Googling pokes holes through this garbage.

> 75% of women can't orgasm during intercourse
> Dat must mean men's dicks are to small

Or it means that most women get off clitoral stimulation. That's why when you see most women fapping, they're flicking their bean like crazy and not jamming a horse dildo in their box.

Mfw haven't had a proper boner since childhood


And I'm hung like a horse, Feels badminton

>been jelqing before fapping for a couple months
>bone pressed went from 6in to 6.5

what the fuck i didnt; think this wizardry would work

>>37290676
>8x6
feels good
>will never get to use it
feels bad

>>37290676
>gf still doesn't has a dick

How long does it usually take for wimmens to grow them?

>>37290676
That chart is absolute nonsense. My solid 6" cock has given every woman I've ever slept with an orgasm. And no, they didn't fake it, not when their whole body shuddered for 30 seconds and their eyes rolled back in their sockets. Women's vaginas are generally around 6" long, I've poked quite a few cervixes, and seen the wince of pain on their face. I've heard many women dislike abnormally large dicks for that exact reason.

The key is to slam ass, really give it to them, with nice long strokes. I can't imagine even a 5" dick wouldn't satisfy if you really gave it to them hard.

>>37290683
Are you retarded?

>>37290684
Know that the 75% number comes from america where the average penis is circumcised and birth control use has basically neutered all women sexually correct?

>>37290686
get a bathmate! i went from 6x4.5 to 7.5x5.25'' in about a year. long term goal is 9''x6''

This is obviously bait, but if my teeny 7incher could hit my ex's huge vagina cervix then I think most people should be fine.

>>37290689
This. During genital friction action you get best results when you try to break their hips.

>>37290683

this image has 5.1 inch as 50th percentile. I wish that were true but it isnt. Neither is 6.5 in the OP image.

Its going to be between 5.5 and 6.

>>37290690
>>37290695
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2975812/So-average-penis-length-Study-reveals-normal-manhood-5-2-inches-erect.html

>>37290684

I've made a few women orgasm from intercourse who have never ever ever managed it before. And I know enough about women's lies and shit to be able to tell when they are telling the truth or not.

I am 6.1 length 5.3 girth.

My secret is I grab the base of my dick with my index finger and thumb (like an 'OK' hand symbol). Then I slowly pump in and out of her while vibrating my dick in various ways with the finger and thumb. It helps a lot to have a solid erection so use supplements to improve blood flow and circulation.

>>37290692

im just about ready to fall for this meme.

is there anyway i can do it without spending too much time on it? like doing it while doing other stuff?

>>37290691
>>37290691

> Only one-quarter of women reliably experience orgasm during intercourse-no matter how long it lasts, no matter what size the man's penis, and no matter how the woman feels about the man or the relationship

That's some pretty damn important context.

>>37290698
it's literally 25 minutes 3x a week max. 3 sets of 5 minutes, plus some time before hand to get the water, get a chub, and a minute or so between sets to bring chub back/get blood flowing.
check the bathmate website for the sizing chart, and i'd highly recommend getting one of the X models with the XL sleeve insert

I think the real problem has less to do with penis size and more to do with the fact that a lot of people are so fat that they actually can't penetrate deep. Like belly and thigh fat between the male and female prevents deeper penetration during sex. Same applies when going doggy with male belly/thigh fat and female ass/thigh fat, and more. If you have five inches to work with but your fat is making it so you're at best knocking at the front door, of course the female isn't going to get off from penetration. You literally can't penetrate her.

>>37290700
I thought for jelquing you didn't need a pump.

>>37290702
jelqing and pumping are different methods to the same end result. jelqing is mechanical and can result in uneven expansion, because the portion at the very base won't be filled like the upper portion of the cock. personally, i find water pumps to give a more even, comfortable result than jelqing. and, you don't have to spend 30-45 minutes jerking your dick in a half erect state

>>37290700

I read you are supposed to do JP90 for 3 months first to get your dick ready and some newb gains. I might do that first then move to bathmate

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>>37290676
Literally causes my gf to ache for days, even when shes flowing beforehand

>>37290684
>>37290691
Look into foreskin restoration. Most American sexual dysfunction (men and women) comes from the wholesale mutilation of penises at birth.

>>37290702
>>37290703
A lot of foreskin restorers are into jelquing, the only reason I know about it. If you follow a FR regimen, you'll usually gain some length/girth without having to do special penis enlargement exercises

>>37290704
that's not a bad idea. i generally recommend people try jelqing first, because most people stop trying after a week so if they jump straight for a $100-200 pump they'd likely just be throwing money away
>>37290706
jelqing and pumping did help me restore some foreskin. i got a botched chop job, so the skin on my dick was constantly super tight. now i have enough skin to smoothly glide into a p00sy or when fapping. i only have a half hood tho, the skin only goes a little past the ridges of my cock head

>>37290705

Do you think thats a good thing or a bad thing? I never know whats too big.

Its good if they feel a little pain, but also I love rough public sex with pulling up skirts and tearing underwear and IDK if needing to warm the girl up for ages is really a good thing

>>37290707

Does jelqing really work? I'm almost 7.5 but I feel a bit insecure at times, I'd really like to get over 8 or so and feel okay with my body (although my wife thinks I'm huge, I watch porn thus can't agree).

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>falling for the big dick jew meme
Dick size is literally irrelevant. It's pushed by jews to give women even more sexual power over men. If you care about dick size, and you are above 4 inches, you are quite literally a pathetic cuck.

>>37290676
>fbomb and a feminist symbol
I fucking hate women.

>>37290709
yes, but it can be extremely dangerous if you're not careful. start slow, stop immediately if it hurts, and if red dots pop up it's just burst capillaries. you went a lil too hard and need a couples days rest.

>>37290705
>>37290708

I'm 6.75 x 5.5. My girl and I can do it once with little warmup, but as soon as we try to go again, particularly if it's more than an hour after, I need to warm her up considerably... It's mildly annoying

>>37290710
>are above 4 inches
wew barely made it

>>37290705
we are dick twins

>>37290680
>t. mad dicklet

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By the way, this is also completely factually incorrect. Women have historically never chosen their mates. Considering there were many more women than men due to wars, and the fact that women were simply property, this is simply a load of bollocks. God, feminists are just so pathetic. Braindead morons.

But to all men, the most important post is this one
>>37290710
>>37290710
>>37290710
Never forget

>>37290709

mate 7.5 is plenty. do it if you want but going to 8 wont even look much different

>>37290717
>36% of all adults were able to correctly identify NK on a map of Asia

was this survey done in the USA ?

>>37290719
>Political parties are Rep, Dem and Ind.

Gee I sure wonder.

Just so you know "F Bomb" is a feminist trolling group.

I feel bad for whatever weasely queer made that infographic.

Anyone have a problem with their girth? Normal sized condoms are difficult, painfully and make my dick feel like an over stuffed sausage but I've yet to see ultra thin condoms that accommodate girth.

>>37290715
This made me laugh more than it should have

>>37290681
I got a bathmate and I don't know if its broken or what, but I can't get it to hold water or get a good pump. I press the little button thing, and pump and dont really feel anything, and if I let go of the bottom the water just comes out.

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>>37290705
am I fucked?

>>37290725
i had the same problem after a while. the problem is with the o ring and sealing mechanism, and it should only cost a few dollars to replace that part.

>>37290684
its a troll pic, if you couldn't tell from the feminism logo at the bottom. I actually think it's quite funny the effort they put in. Notice how the penises of different sizes, the brown one is the largest color.. that's comedy my friend.

Im fucking scared to buy a pump.

Can't it fuck up your vascular system there? Thats a sensitive place senpai ;-; i dont want anything there damaged.

Another question: is it permanent, or would i have to continually use it if i wanted to keep my new size?

I think I'm barely 7.5 in length. Id like to get up to 8 or >8 but not at the cost of hurting myself..

>>37290727
Do you know where to get those parts? Makes sense that it's faulty, given that I bought a chinese one from Aliexpress.

I guess that would be a tip to anyone thinking of buying a Bathmate: Theyre about $20 on Aliexpress, and most of what I've read, they work about as good in every way (if just mine is faulty or I'm using it wrong).

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has anyone ever used one of these things?

>>37290729
it can, but likely won't if you're careful.
your most recent gains are always temporary, but there is a general rule of thumb that you'd only go back to where you were 3-6 months ago if you stop completely.
stay safe
>>37290730
the bathmate website is where i got mine. it was like $6 for 3 of what needed to be replaced. and honestly, i'd suggest just spending the extra $80 since they come with a warranty and iirc you get a discount for buying multiple things
>>37290731
used to use one to fix my excessive penile curvature (was ~50 degrees, now ~5). i got it after a urologist recommended it, because he had been one of the researchers on an italian study about a decade ago that studied the efficacy of traction devices on improving peyronie's disease. they can definitely add length, but won't add girth and you need to dedicate at least a few hours a day multiple days a week to see gains, as compared to 20-30 minutes 2-4x a week with the bathmate.

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>>37290676
in during a horde of little bitch losers showing up to defend their tiny little sub 8 inch penis.

>>37290676
Well, now I feel like shit for having a 5.5 inch pecker.

>>37290705
>tfw 6x6 penor
Some ex-gfs have a hard time fitting it in their mouth.
Thank God I'm not a girthlet pencil dick

>>37290705

Hey, we're girth buddies!

>>37290732
cant you use a bathmate and this together and see both gains in length and girth? Everywhere I've read about bathmate, people say it doesn't really add much length at all but definitely gives girth

>>37290676
Funny. My dick is below 6 inches and yet I never had any problem get a girl to orgasm from penetration. It's literally all about the angle and not the size.

I can't fit inside my boyfriend's asshole. I've gotten the head in one time but he screamed and cried about it and took me out.

>>37290737
the bathmate primarily gives girth, but gives some length. ADS' only give length. you can use them together, sure, but you have to be slightly more careful. don't use the bathmate within a couple hours of taking off the traction device, or if you do be extra slow and careful

>>37290739
Thats because youre not suppose to put things in your ass

>>37290739
what's your girth?

>>37290699
That's nice and all of that but....according to who?
That statement might as well be made up. As a matter of fact it could be.

But there is some kernel of truth to it. Because of birth control(which basically destroys a womans long term fertility and sexual potency) and the removal of foreskins and constant use of condoms sex is fairly unfulfilling for everyone now.

I mean shit, without creampies, the feeling of the foreskin rubbing her from the inside and tickling all of those spots and keeping her lubricated and vigorous emotionally fulfilling sex women are not being fulfilled.
And without having the foreskin and intense feeling of pleasure on the tip sex probably isn't as good as it could be for them.

>>37290684
By the by, you do know that the clitoris is more then just the little fellow that pops out of the hood correct?
There's a reason that dildos exist and the rabbit toy fell out of favor rather quickly.

lmao /r9k/

>>37290764
faggot mods are annoying

>>37290742
I don't know, not huge, it's just more that my bf is being a bitch is all

why was this moved from /fit/ to here

>>37290689
>My solid 6" cock has given every woman I've ever slept with an orgasm. And no, they didn't fake it,

Protip: they faked it.


>OP's pic is quite accurate
>sorry, boys

Bait post.
Women have a depth too, why do you think Asian dicks are so small on average because theyre women have a shallow depth. Sure having a big cock would be great looking and for confidence (which is what it comes down too) but you would still have inches doing nothing.
The graph on a whole is one big Texas shooters fallacy.

>>37290696

Average doesn't count.

Were your parents happen when you brought home a "C" grade in anything? Were you?

Did you ever compete at anything and place solidly in the middle of the pack? Did you boast about it?

Do employers or universities want average students? Or do they want the best?

Let me repeat this again: Average. Doesn't. Count.

Women would, understandably, share a Chad with a reasonable 9" penis instead of having some loser with 7" all to themselves...and they definitely don't want anything less.

After all, why settle for average...or even below average...when you can have the best?

Oh, and...

>jelqing is complete horseshit and these fuckers need to stfu before someone ends up fucking up their dick permanently

>>41579194
Stretching is litterally the only thing that works to be honest. Oh and certain steroids will give you permanent girth gains. Anything from.25-.5 inches in girth.
Mainly because the cock is constantly filled with blood and erections are constant due to the increased test and good circulation.

It's why teens and young men report their dicks growing and feeling bigger when they give up masturbation completely and start exercising and eating better.

It's also why the dick of older men and men with ED tends to shrink. Less test keeping the dick chubbed out and erections are infrequent. Also where the "men who do steroids have small packaged" thing comes from.
Once they stop the gear the dick shrinks enormously.

Jelquing is beyond dangerous and ruin your dick in ways that even the best cock doctors on earth can't fix. And bathmate/pumps give a slight longtherm(not permanent)increase in size but it's not permanent and many dudes go ham and ruin their dicks forever.

>>37290895
This.

>>37290676
>someone put an effort to make this info graphic

as someone who's 7.5in, i agree with this infographic

To be honest women do not know anything about aesthetics. A uncut white 8in penor with a rather thick shaft and pink head is the peak form of male genitalia.

>>37290683
>7 inches
>99th percentile
>doubt.rng

>>37290676
Who the fuck takes time out of their day to make this stupid shit? I made my girlfriend cum multiple times with my 6.5 inch dick, and I used to feel her cervix on the tip of my dick. Do yourself a favor and get a hobby you fucking faggot

>>37291096
>>someone put an effort to make this info graphic

They wouldn't make the effort if it wasn't true.

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Try sticking your toothbrush down your throat, and then tell me 8"+ is ideal.

>>37290683
Two points. First, whether or not you porn addicted basement dwellers believe it, this study was actually well conducted and received. Second, if you believe the average should be bigger, consider that the authors acknowledged that a limitation was that it contained mostly white males and didn't have enough black males in the sample. Think on that one for a while.

>>37290682
brb going to Asia

>>37291480

That's because the brothers are too busy having sex to participate in some dumbass study like this. They already know they big no one needs to tell them.

>all these dicklets ITT getting BTFO

>>37291690
This. The amount of salt here is unbelievable

>>37290676
Blow me, bitch

>>37290689
Holy shit this. I have a 6.5 dick and when I fuck girls they beg me not to stop, eyes roll to the back of their head. I even get jealous of how much fun their having. Then I come here and see you virgins saying 7 is the average. I even jelqed for a week because of your dumbasses, you virgins have no clue what you're on about.

>>37291772
hmm, I wonder why this guy thinks his dick size is the best...

>>37291772
>I have a 6.5 dick and when I fuck girls they beg me not to stop, eyes roll to the back of their head.

Protip: they were faking it.

>Every single time

>>37290676
It's hard to believe people out there actually believe this.

It's written like the author is a troll obssessed with penis size who's goal is trying to trigger as many men as possible. Trying to troll dudes with small dicks, dudes with averaged sized dicks, guys with big dicks - everyone.
There's no way that was written by a woman.

Half the information is flat out incorrect, the other half is conjecture and all of it is designed to make you mad. There's no sources for any of the information. I really wouldn't be surprised if it was written by a 4channer designed to troll guys in threads exactly like this one.

>>37291838

is this your first day on this board, friendo?

it used to be that posting on /b/ was like pissing into an ocean of piss. now /v/, /pol/ and /r9k/ are exclusively piss oceans frequented by piss hurricanes. some folks have been here so long they forget they are in an ocean of piss and think the yellow sea is normal.

>>37291010
>Women would, understandably, share a Chad with a reasonable 9" penis instead of having some loser with 7" all to themselves.

I know this was a troll, but this line really hit me hard because my one-itis is doing this now.

>she is sharing a guy named Randy (i know, fuck) with like 4 other girls
>overheard her in inorganic chem telling another girl about how sex with him is "sooooo good he's rilllly big and knows how to use it!"
>other girls are jealous of her
>i have 6"
>used to think it was OK but college has taught me it's not
>literally the only guys that get laid have 8-9" dicks

>>37291800
>>37291805

I wouldn't expect virgins like you guys to understand, but trust me, no girl ever fakes it with me.

>italian/french mix
>8.5" sometimes a full 9" when super turned on

God has blessed me, almost makes up for being a manlet (5'10)

>>37291984
sounds about right
guys with smaller dicks will never ever experience women talking in their little groups about how big their boyfriend's dick was. having a big dick is more than just about pleasure, it benefits in potentially having more women want to fuck you.

>>37292028
learn to take a joke next time dicklet

>all that petty, uneducated nonsense about greek/roman sculpture

That is pure, unadulterated spite. Greek sculptors weren't sex obsessed loons like whoever made this chart; they were trying to capture beauty in the human form, using the gods as muses of excellence. It wouldn't made sense to throw on a big, floppy penis. That would be distracting. Conversely, if they had, the same person who made this would point out how the greeks/romans must be over-compensating. It's just ridiculous, all around. The penis isn't the focus, but to this feminist it is, because really she's just a slut that needs patriarchal violence to feel like a woman.

>>37292081
>guys with smaller dicks will never ever experience women talking in their little groups about how big their boyfriend's dick was.

It's really funny when they even tell their beta orbiters. Like, just cut their balls off and put them in your purse already.

Every woman wants to try a big dick. Every single one. That's a fact.

any dick is going to feel small if u keep fucking fat dindu pussy
If you have a small penis, fuck a girl w a small vagina -simple

>>37292125

you sound...tiny.

poor baby.

>>37292125
of course it isn't the focus, why would male artists care about big penises? if female artists did exist back then, you'd definitely see more variability in penis size in the sculptures

>>37292189
>calling vaginas fat or loose
biggest sign that the poster is small and insecure

>>37292167
Women think they want big dick because it looks nicer.. but if your penis can do the job it'll be ok
My ex's 7 inch peen would hurt me so if i encountered a 9 inch penis i would be dead it would not be ideal

>>37292125
1.People kept breaking off the dicks
2.They started making the dicks look like they normally do when we're working out heavily.
Dicks turtle like a motherfucker when we workout heavily.

>>37292189
>a girl w a small vagina

Doesn't really work like that. Vaginas are capable of passing an baby. They can all take a large penis.

Every woman is a size queen after she's had a big dick.

Sorry, guys.

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>>37292241
>if i encountered a 9 inch penis i would be dead it would not be ideal

you go to hell...

>>37292219
>thinks that vaginas, regardless of ethnic region, all start at the same size and are same size
>has only fucked 2 girls and they were both white

no fucking black people have bigger dicks because things expand over time when there is more humidity and head in the climate that the race developed.. ?? reeeeee i'm a girl im a penis expert go back to the cave neet

>>37292241
poor girl doesn't know how to stretch and get properly ready for sex

>>37292269
Maybe she's going to compare all later sexual experiences to the BIG DICK but it's not going to morph her vagina

Idk i used to defend the small dicks because it never made sense to me. Thought it was just insecurity and putting each other down. Sex is mostly psychological to women though so theres more to it than dick size...
But then ive never experienced a big dick myself. Average and slightly above. I prefer the average for who its attached to but ive never came from penetration. And i always assumed it was just me.
Fuck knows

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Why would I even care about penis size if I'm not going to have sex anyways?

>>37292307
sorry senpai my younger virgin form didn't have the wisdom I do today. bc i have a vagina and no one else here does we are simply using it as a frame of reference in terms of experience

>>37292351

i used to do the same until i met my current bf. he's HUGE and it took a while to get used to it but WOW. nothing NOTHING compares to feeling completely filled up. first time i ever came during sex & first time i ever had multiple os.

we have an open relationship tho. hard to share him but it comes with teh territory i guess

>>37292190

Not really, but you're either a fag or a ho, lol

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>>37292407
BHAHAHAHAHA listen to this virgin

>>37291436
how do I get a real erection like that
it takes an incredible amount of work to get my glans to shine like that and it doesn't feel like kegels and cardio is enough

>>37291942
Nah, I've been coming here since 2014 but I took a break away from /r9k/ for a few months because this board was starting to negatively my mental health and perception of the world and other people.

Started browsing again this week so I guess I'm rusty.
>/r9k/ are exclusively piss oceans frequented by piss hurricanes
You're correct to some extent but I also think you're experiencing the eternal september affect.

This board is not really that much worse than it was, say, a year ago. It's pretty much the same. When you go on it everyday your perception gets skewed a bit - something you alluded to in your post. I find this affect gets magnified when you're on a board all day, too. You see all the trash as soon as it's posted, and you tune out the few good threads. This board is best browsed for about an hour. Any longer length of time will only give you diminishing returns at a rapidly accelerating rate.

I really don't know why you'd subject yourself to browsing /v/, /r9k/, AND /pol/, tho. Those are objectively agreed upon as being the trashiest boards on 4chan. I really hope you browse some of the actually good boards on this site. For your own sake. I don't mean this as an insult, really, but perhaps you're new?

My first couple years on 4chan I stayed on /v/ and /pol/ (then /news/) too, because they were the most accessible and "normie" boards that had very little in common with the rest of 4chan.

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>>37292468
YOU r also a virgin stop larping

>>37290683
>tfw 18 cm
>95% percentile
LOLWUT

>>37292535
>Nah, I've been coming here since 2014 but I took a break away from /r9k/ for a few months because this board was starting to negatively my mental health and perception of the world and other people.
Then you probably missed the robot was deactivated and then reactivated.

>>37292570
You have to go back summerfriend ;^)

>>37292196
>>37292252

>missing the point

It's decorum in artfully rendering examples of human beauty. An erect penis would distract from that.

>>37292600
of course anon, I'm not disagreeing with you
I'm just saying that those statues still didn't represent women's preference in penis size during that time. But a lot of guys still use them to feel good about having a small penis, some even saying that that must've been the ideal penis size for sex, but really, it's the ideal penis size for art.

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>>37290676
>manlets
>dicklets
choose two lmao

>>37290676
lol kys op

KYS MEEAANNNSS SKKKILLLYYY SSILFFFF

>>37292679
(((perceived))) dick size

>>37292782
fuck off dicklet

>>37292456
>my current bf. he's HUGE and it took a while to get used to it but WOW. nothing NOTHING compares to feeling completely filled up. first time i ever came during sex & first time i ever had multiple os.

I am seriously suicidal after reading this. I'm a bit over 5" and I'm so self-conscious about it I don't even look at women much less talk to them.

>>37292818
According to (((a))) study in 2006

>>37292818
>self-reported
>perceived
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
tall dicklets fucking wish they were big

>>37292478
Well I do a lot of running.

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>tfw 7 inches hard
>but 2 inches soft

>>37292596
>Then you probably missed the robot was deactivated and then reactivated.
Wait.....maybe I got my dates wrong. Because I was here for that. I started browsing /r9k/ when the robot had already been deactivated, and afaik iti had been turned off for a bit. I remember the day it got reactivated, I was here for that. And I browsed here for a long time after the robot was turned back on.

When was the robot turned off for the first time? And when was it turned back on? It seriously doesn't feel like it's been that long since it was reactivated. I want to say it's only been a year and a half at most?

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>>37292850
>>37292861
>manlet dicklets exaggerate their dick size
>it's still much smaller than average

>>37292824
>I'm so self-conscious about it I don't even look at women much less talk to them.

Sounds like me. My mom even knows I'm small and told a friend of hers in front of me when her friend tried to set me up with her 1/10 daughter.

>"Oh, I can't do that to Amy, HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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>>37290676
>the size of the penis' grith correlates with the lenght...

>>37292669

>I'm just saying that those statues still didn't represent women's preference in penis size during that time.

In what way could you possibly know, though?

>But a lot of guys still use them to feel good about having a small penis, some even saying that that must've been the ideal penis size for sex, but really, it's the ideal penis size for art.

Just like the body positivity movement, gotcha.

>>37292973
the only people who say this isn't true are chodefags

>>37292987
the whole concept of pencil dick exist for this sole reason

There are some penises that are hella long and skinny as all fuck

>>37292869
k I'll run for a few months then kill myself if that's not good enough

big dicks are too much trouble

>>37290676
>the bit about the roman and greek statues

women are fucking dumb plebs who only think about sex, the penises on those statues are small so that it doesn't stand out too much and take away from the rest of it, fuck I'm triggered.

>>37292824
>I am seriously suicidal after reading this. I'm a bit over 5" and I'm so self-conscious about it I don't even look at women much less talk to them.

>>37292967
>Sounds like me. My mom even knows I'm small and told a friend of hers in front of me when her friend tried to set me up with her 1/10 daughter.

>senior year of college
>get invited to a party
>first time
>spend most of it drinking and trying to act casual
>drunk girl comes onto me
>hot and heavy
>pulls me into a room
>happening.jpg
>undoes my zipper and says she's going to 'blow me'
>pulls out my dick
>i'm diamonds
>then she laughs
>says 'OMG!!! IT'S A MIDGET DICK' and calls other people into room
>try to yank my pants up and get the fuck out
>she's fighting me and laughing
>other people look disgusted and leave after a moment
>finally get her off of me and leave
>some girl pulls me aside on the porch
>says 'hey, it's OK, you know...'
>coolly say, 'huh...what?'
>'you. your cock. it's fine.'
>'oh. uh...thanks.'
>'no problemo.'
>leave embarrassed as fuck
>get called 'midge' by the first girl whenever she sees me afterwards

>6.5" inches
>never tried to have sex again

>>37293835
>are small so that it doesn't stand out too much and take away from the rest of it
exactly, those statues would cause women to fucking lose it if the dicks were bbig

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>>37293756
If you want shiny dick you need that rabbit heart boi.

But this time of year it's worth it just for the underdressed girls. Even the most fuckable ones are slow as shit, and their Chad boyfriends are all at home curling, so you can stare as long as you like.

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Why are women suddenly so obsessed with penis' girth size?

https://spankbang.com/ioiw/video/ask%20a%20porn%20star%20what%20is%20your%20ideal%20penis%20they%20love%20girth

>>37294717
>perception of girth is based on diameter, not circumference
>can exaggerate 3x as badly as length
Feels good.

>>37290676
>A 7.5 inch penis will give women orgasms at least 75% of the time if only penetrative sex is involved

HOW ARE YOU GUYS DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THIS SHIT

IT'S A BUNCH OF SILLY HALF ASSED TROLL BULLSHIT BASED ON ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

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>>37291838
i believe it cause i am a lonely unloved man. there is no real scientific data on what women want from men so i can't take a rational approach and no woman has or ever will be close or intimate enough to me to ever tell me and even if she did she would have to say it is big otherwise she would think i would be mad (when really i would just be sad). i mean there is a lot of information on this chart and i am not woman so i don't know what is good. honestly this sort of the reason why i have dropped out of sex because i am physically no good for women. imagine getting to have sex with a woman but never orgasm (or only do it like 10%) that would be frustrating perhaps even enough to turn me off of it. i am only 6.5 and i really hate the way things like this >>37293871
sound so i think i just won't have sex. women are stupid anyways i mean they complain about objectification constantly and in the same breath will say that 99% of men are irredeemably unlovable due to a part of themselves they can't change.

>>37294543
>If you want shiny dick you need that rabbit heart boi.

I really need to fix my diet too. Not nearly enough omega 3 and shit.

>>37295588
seriously what reason do i have not to believe this

>>37290676
>6.5''
>"the average sized penis"
>global average is 5.2''
>usa average is 5''
sure m8

>>37296807
the point they are making is pleasurable average. they are saying anything below 9" and the woman will eventually wish for more

why are there so many small penis anons on this site?

>>37292596
u got me senpai. i'm 12 year old girl from Michigan. trying to find my way . summer vacation is almost gon.e i must study Algrebra

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>>37290735

>tfw 6.25 inch girth

Is there any hope?

My weiner is 6.75x5.5 but when i get it really going i think it shoots up to 7 inches long maxed out. Im too small?

>>37298079
But only the middle is really thick its thin on the top and my head of it is the same as a 4inch weiner head

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5 inches here bros. I'm just going to stay a virgin forever and lie about it so no girl can ever make fun of me, behind my back or not.

>>37295588
seriously nobody is going to reply to my post

>>37291480
And where is the scientific study that suggests that blacks are bigger?

>>37290676
I was kind of taking this to heart until I saw that feminist logo at the bottom. What is it with some women just devoting themselves to making random dudes feel bad?

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>>37290850
>>37290739

Disgusting degenerate shitdick faggot freak, get AIDS and die.

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>>37290691
>mutilating children to harvest tissue for commercial use

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Holy shit guys do you make me size-anxious

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"FBOMB" Feminism jesus christ no get outa here faggot.

>>37300306
>haha guys im so anxious xddddd
>has 9x6" cock

every time