If any of you have an actual social life IRL, you'd realize

Your fucking retarded. Nobody in their right mind is going to openly admitted their a virgin except on the internet. Fuck off faggot.

It doesn't matter. You won't listen and you'll probably end up alone living with cats.

>>37287694
More like I never met anyone who was too scared to talk about their sex life.

I have an autist co-worker who has fucked over 10 women.
It's called having a social life anon, I seen every type of male get laid.

You are worse than an autist, you should probably kill yourself if you can't do one of the easiest things in life.

>>37287845
Five guys in my college class were professed virgins, myself included. It's as easy as not showing interest in girls.

>>37288015
comp sci major eh

>>37287629
>I have never met a virgin IRL, even the ugly fat guys with no job and missing teeth STILL lost their virginity.
>Even the guys who don't shower, talk really close to people and have clear mental issues. STILL got laid.
I must be something because i'm 24 khv.

>>37288035
Nope, radio broadcasting. A couple of us were fat, some were short, some awkward.

>>37287629
I'm 25, a senior software engineer and married and I'm a virgin.
Wife has vaginismus, it's not possible to fit a single finger inside her let alone my 6 inch girth
What do you think about me lmao

You're being very vague about "getting laid"
I admit that my upbringing, with a lack of any kind of father figure or male role model, led me here. But what am I supposed to do, when no one wants to specifically tell me what I'm doing wrong?

Write us a basic guide for how to get laid, and I will follow it.
If I still fail, I will admit defeat.

>>37288178
why did you marry someone you cant fuck

>>37288272
Hmm maybe because we love each other?
>he's going to marry a girl who will fawn over the cocks she can't have anymore and then realise she can, as long as you're at work

>>37287845
You're a filthy jew

>>37287629
For the past four years I've resorted to sleeping with an escort every few months, once it became very apparent that I was never going to get laid any other way.

It's not perfect but it'll do.

>>37288311

no, i'm just not going to marry. i live with my girlfriend now but we're not going to get married (she just thinks we are).

also, you have no idea if your wife has vaginismus. it's much more likely she's just gay.

>>37288239
do you really want a basic guide? i can write it out.

>>37287629
I have avoidant personality disorder and woman are very scary to me.

>>37287629
I guess I'm not human then

>>37288394
>(she just thinks we are).

Why are normies always scum?

>>37288272
this is the most normalfag thing I have read all week
I would cut my dick off to have a girl who would marry me

>>37287629
>You either never left your house,
I'm just short and ugly.

>or you're the biggest piece of shit on the planet if you can't get laid.
Being a piece of shit is actually a plus if you want to get laid. As you noted yourself, woman beaters have no trouble getting laid.

I asked my doctor if there existed a medication that could remove my sexual desire, and if it did exist, could she proscribe it to me. She laughed at me then apologised. I went to bed and masturbated over the rare human pity.

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>>37287629
I already knew that. Only a miniscule number of people never experience sex/relationships. I'm outside the cycle.

>saying shit we already knew
did you just figure this shit out OP? Thinking you were giving us a dose of reality? kek

>>37288465
i don't want to spend the rest of my life with this woman. why would i spend tens of thousands of pounds on a wedding for her? i don't love her as much as she loves me. this is not an uncommon situation. she's started hinting about wanting a proposal, but this is my decision. What does a woman have to do for a wedding? just decide things. Decide everything that I need to fork out my savings for. Of course she wants to get married. It's just a huge party she can plan with someone else's money.

That makes me scum? because i know this relationship is not right so i don't want to get married? fuck off lol

>>37288477
>I would cut my dick off to have a girl who would marry me
so dramatic. once you're in your 30s or 40s women will be falling over each other to marry you, all you need to do is be clean and not a total bummer to be around.

>>37287629
There's a reason we don't go outside. You don't think we've been out there? We've been cast out, do you know what that means? It would literally kill us. You ever experience every single person outside hating you and making your life difficult and if you died they'd all cheer

I'd like to pretend most people are virgins. It makes me feel better about myself.

I'm waiting for marriage, but im 29.

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>>37287629
I am in my training to become a grand wizard. I have discarded the flesh of women in order to pursue the arcane powers and perfecting the art of shitposting.

>>37288705
Then tell her you don't want to marry, don't lead her on. Fuck.

>>37288705
>pounds
It all makes sense
You are a grumpy chav who has a fat 2/10 chav girlfriend and you are mad you can't do better so you make fun of people who are virgins even though you stick your dick in a diseased pus filled blue waffle

I know tons of men who are virgins. Like 40% of guys I went to to high school with were virgins by the time they gradutand I'd bet they're still virgins now.

because I have intimacy issues after being alone for so long

Even if some girl confessed her undying love for me, I would still be apethetic to it.
I'm just broken inside

>>37287629

>there is something innately bad about you that nothing you do will ever be able to fix.

t-thanks for the update senpai.

>>37288805
In the UK (and probably elsewhere in the world) only roughly 4% of men 25 or older are still virgins. So statistically most of those guys are not virgins now.

>>37287629
28 yrs old soon to be wizard here. You haven't lived a life or understood robots if you think that.

If I were to body swap with the most objectively attractive alphachad on earth I probably still couldn't get laid. I might describe myself as a lazy prideful coward; I'm unwilling to take chances, look like a fool, and go through the necessary pains in order to gain experience and become normally socialized. And I don't think there's anything special or dignified about that, so don't accuse me of being a snowflake.

>>37287629

26 here.
I've never even tried to get laid. I've never really been that interested in sex beyond puberty.

I suspect I have issues with empathizing and forming bonds, as I have no interest in pets or socializing.. that's not to say I'm a shut in, I'm a pawnbroker so I definitely have to be able to socialize and read people.. but at the end of the day I'm content by myself.

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>>37287629
i don't get laid because i'm looking for actual romantic relationship

..which doesn't exist so i just don't bother with women anymore and play dota instead

Who cares about being a virgin, I have my hand if I want to feel good. I'd have no problem admitting that I'm a 22yo kv and I don't give a shit about what people would think. Why do you guys make it such a big deal? Only normies care about sex and that's one of the reasons I hate them.

>>37288852
I'd bet the percentage is much higher, just men won't admit it. Any guy who's had a girlfriend will say no, even if they haven't had sex, and most guys who have no experience will say no also.

>>37287629
>shitty bait
you`re retarded OP
but thats nothing new

>>37289074
This, I find it fun telling people I'm a virgin.

>>37289030
Same boat here. Depressing.
Everyone talks in memes now.

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>>37287629
I'm trying and have been trying to work out the issues with my psyche that prevent me from connecting with anyone.
Problem is the longer this takes the worse it gets so I get worried often that I'm fighting a losing battle. It's so hard sometimes but these rare moments when I feel happy for no reasob help keep me going. They're getting sparse but I'm just gonna enjoy it while I can. I hope someday I can fix myself.

I don't like the idea of having sex just because you think someone is hot either so I never pursued it.

>>37287629
Gotta admit, this is a pretty great shitpost post, leaves the reader with no hope for he future. Well done OP

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>>37287629
>Quit making excuses, there is something innately bad about you that nothing you do will ever be able to fix.

>stop making excuses, the truth is actually this excuse

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Jokes on you OP, I've had numerous chances to get laid through out my life. I was not attracted to the girls and didn't see them as potential gfs. If I was a dog that would fuck anything like most guys are, I would not be a virgin. Most guys are fucking sub par women, I'd rather be alone. I was looking for wife material through out my late teens early 20's and never found her, come to realize she doesn't exist in this day in age. I can easily just "lose" my virginity, so can a lot of guys here if they dropped their standards low enough. Go look at what the average guy is fucking, its not a nice sight to look at it. Most girls are chubby/obese. Make fun of me all you want, I do not see you as superior to me for fucking such a piggy or ugly girl. I am only jealous of the guys fucking hot girls (the chads). If I can't be chad, then I don't want to play this game. I will continue to smoke my weed and beat off to youporn.

>>37287845

One of my best friends is a 25-year-old virgin, and I used to be roommates with a 23-year-old aspie who talked about being one too.

Also, I'm not a virgin myself purely thanks to 4chan. It's how I've met the girls I've dated/slept with.

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>>37287845
>if you can't do one of the easiest things
>easiest things
trying too hard, lad

m8 of couse they do not say shit.
in my uni i am known for being a chad that picks on a girls ass and starts making out.
the truh of that: i picked the ass and she came close to me to say she was a boyfriend( i could feel her fear).
you just need to put an act and you are good to go.
i am 20 khv and people think i am the chadest chad.