Who /dicklet/ here? >penis unerect is 3/4s of an inch >3

>>37286731
>people look at your junk in the bathroom
What type of bathrooms do you go to? Is it in a gay bar?

My penis sometimes goes inside me when it's not erect.
Like a turtle hiding its head.

>>37286745
I live in rural Kentucky so most of the urinals don't have walls separating them

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>>37286731
My peepee is pretty good, but I'll never use it so what does it matter.

>>37286771

Just pee in the cornfield dude

>>37286731
>See 10yo nephew changing
>His is bigger than mine
>Have to hate him until he dies now

>>37287893
>mom got a new dog
>his penis is bigger than mine

>>37287965
At least the dog is a different species. My nephew has seen mine too and he might be retarded enough to tell everyone.

>>37286820
I'm the same boat brother. 7x5.5 inches of useless.

>>37288475
I understand
>be cam whore
>women/men are actually shocked by your manhood
>be khv

>>37288123
>My nephew has seen mine too
Wtf man.

>>37289598
>whyt peeipo

>Dick shrinks down to an inch or so when cold/exercising
>Grows to up to around 6.5x5.5 inches under optimal conditions
>Too big to fit into a toilet paper roll
>Can cum double/triple the amount of the average

Still, because of how small it is while soft I feel pretty fucking insecure about getting naked with anyone around. Doesn't matter the context.

How do I get pens gains (natty)? I want to go from 6.5 X 5 to 8x6

>>37289643
You can't. You'll just damage the fuck out of your dick.

>>37289643
Nofap is the only way.

>>37289661
I've already damaged it (although multiple urologists insist that it's purely psychological ED)
I want it to be floppy but large.

>"Wow, anon! I liked that. For a guy with a smaller dick, you must have been doing SOMETHING right."

What the fuck?! 6 inches isn't small. It's as average as average can get. What the hell kind of horsecocks are you used to?

>>37289677
Why would not yanking it have any effect on its size?

>>37286731
I'm 6'2 inches tall and my dick is only 6 inches long :(

>>37289719
Statistical average =/= the average women are accustomed to seeing
Chad gets more pussy

>>37289635
Me too. Fucking why??

>>37289575
I know a similar feel
>decide to try out omegle fapping
>dude says your gf is a lucky girl
>tfw no gf

>>37289758
It's probably a genetics thing, depending on your ancestry. Having your dick shrivel up at the drop of a hat is really good in dangerous/cold environments.

>>37289755
I guess that sorta makes sense. It's not like they're fucking the whole spectrum from micropenises to horsecocks and basing what's "average" in their head off of that.

Still, though. It's weird. This 6-incher, if you believe the statistics, is pretty much on-the-dot average, and yet I've gotten both "Your dick is SOOOO BIG! :D" and the above comment. Which are, like, the opposite of each other.

It'd be interesting to do a study on perceived average dick size versus actual averages. Sample size and perception clearly skew this shit a lot.

>>37289726
I don't know but I know that it works.

>6"7
>7 inch dick
>looks small on my frame anyway

anyone want to trade? I'll give you 4 inches of height for 1 inch of your dick.

>>37289635
I'm a dicklet when flaccid too. My biggest fear back in school was getting spotted and everyone thinking i had a small one

>>37289879
An inch of dick is worth way more than just 4 inches of height from a statistical standpoint, bub. More accurately you'd have to give up nearly a foot of height from your current position to justify someone giving you an inch of dick.

>>37289904
a LOT of manlets with big dicks would take me up on my offer, I am sure.

I am super tall and I feel REALLY bad because women tell me what they really think about manlets and it is NOT pretty.

>>37289942
Still, it's a fucking bum offer. Let's say the average height is 6 foot, and the average dick is six inches. This means an inch of dick is equivalent to at least a foot of height. If you were offering 6-8 inches of height for an inch of dick, that would be kind of a fair trade. As is now, you're just trying to maintain an extreme height advantage while also gaining an extreme dick advantage.

>>37289985
A 5"6 manlet with a 7 inch dick would take me up on my offer in a heartbeat and you know it.

>>37289985
No way. There are way more 9 inch dicks than 9 feet tall men. There's literally zero 9 feet tall men.

>>37290035
>Trade inch of dick for 4 inches of height
>Now have average dick of 6 inches while also being a 5'10" manlet
>Went from exceptional in one area and lacking in another to lacking in one area and being average in the other

That's a fucking retarded trade, dude. I'm a manlet and I sure as fuck wouldn't trade an inch for 4 inches of height.

>>37290050
Even taking that into account, an inch for 4 inches of height for a guy with a 7 inch dick is ridiculously bad as a trade.

i'm about the same i think i'm 3.5 not sure. i use my thumb and first 2 fingers to wank that's how small it is. if you want to cum buckets edge for an hour and watch how much you nut.

also if your dick is average+ get off this board unless you are crippled and can't use it no matter how hard you try.

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Here, I hope this makes you feel better about yourself.
I stopped trying to have sex, it just makes me too insecure, which leads to rejection and frustration for everyone involved.
I guess it is Gods will.

>>37290078
being a 5"10 manlet is going to net you 30-40% more pussy then being a 5"6 manlet.

What good is that extra inch on your dick if you can never use it because you're shorter than most women?

4 inches of height for 1 inch of dick is a perfectly reasonable trade.

You are overstating the importance of that 1 inch of dick.

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>>37286820

Why did you have to show me this? I could have lived my life happily without this information.

>>37286731
>5.7 inches hard, 4 inches soft
I want off this ride. At least I still have decent girth.

>>37290108
You're overvaluing height compared to dick size to maintain a superior gain out of the trade. If you make it 1 inch for 6 inches of height, you might be onto something. To women, there's literally no difference between 5'10" and 5'6" because your height still starts with a 5.

>>37290174
>To women, there's literally no difference between 5'10" and 5'6"

HAHAHHAHAHA

>>37289867
How much did you gain

>>37290108
>get 0 poon
>0x1.3 = 0
>0x1.4 = 0

I still get ZERO (0) poon. Definitely not worth.

>>37290276
It's true. Manlet = manlet.

>>37290276
It's true, man. Chicks instantly zone out when they hear "5" at the start of a height. There's also not much difference between 6'1" and 6'5", because they are both heights that read/sound like "over six feet".

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>>37286820
>tfw biggest in the room at any given time
>5'8" manlet

>>37290278
If I got a weak without I'm as big as 8 inches just from erectile quality but when I binge on jerking off I'm more like 7 inches.

>>37289791
But we've mostly evolved beyond that need.
Anecdotal, but I was in cross country (autistic frat boy sport) and my shrivel dick gave me no significant advantage.

>average length
>4.3" girth
Kill me

>>37286731
>TFW not dicklet but /bent/
I strayed from the path of the righteous.