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>trying to climb a wall
>put a foot on the pointy fence next to the wall
>(didn't think it through at all)
>try to use my foot that's on the fence to push myself upwards
>slight pressure make the pointy fence tear right through my shoe and impale my sole
>huge pain, foot stuck in the fence
>lose my grip, fall off and small to the ground with my foot still stuck and dangling from the fence
>yank it off and it gets free
>can feel the blood filling up the inside of my shoe
>can't walk anymore
>call 911
>they took me to the hospital, did me an antitetanos vaccine
>had to pull through a 30 minute wound cleaning without any anesthesia
>barely was able to hold back the tears
God I'm fucking pathetic.
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>>37285055
Yes, we knew this already OP.
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>>37285055
Wear boots, scrub
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>>37285055
>put foot on pointy thing
>oh god why is the pointy thing pointy
you're bloody stupid OP
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Omg, you're such a moron.
Add me on discord pls.
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>>37285055
I know. We will never be the manly heroes we dream about. We will never survive even the smallest wounds.
We are betas. Most of us are fat or skinny, as well as asocial and NEETs/college drop-outs.
Being the individuals within our species that are the least likely to ocntribute, this results in us being weaker, stupider, shun by the females of the horde and little pussy bitches.
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>>37285055
it's okay anon, you're okay.
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>>37285055
Poor anon. Next time think a bit before doing this. I actually did a stupid thing like this although it was less serious. As the moderately athletic skinny turbomanlet I was I liked to jump fences (the ones in the streets, no pointy things). One day I did it but I didn't calculate that I had a backpack loaded with very heavy books. I rekt my knee on landing and yelped like a hurt animal because of the pain. Two stacies even came to me to ask if I was ok (keep in mind I was a kawaii shota at the time).
>>37285165
>I know. We will never be the manly heroes we dream about. We will never survive even the smallest wounds.
Anon I wouldn't exist in nature. I was conceived through fertility treatments and I was born prematurely. I have several chronic conditions that require tons of meds. I simply wouldn't be there if not for big pharma.
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>>37285063
That's a cute Connie.
She needs more cream though.
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>>37285063
Will you fuck off, please?
oerge
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>>37285553
Is this supposed to be some sort of deterrent?
>>37286169
You love me posting here so I can't. Love you too.
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