>hate coffee >most people go grab a coffee for their

>>37284063
drink tea
or a capuccino
or a milkshake
or just order coffee and don't drink it

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>>37284077
I thought Starbucks only offered coffee

Order a vanilla latte. Shits good

>>37284093
No you can get whatever hot drink you want there, anon!

>>37284063
>1st date
>"hey lets go see a movie! Is that okay with you!"
>"Sure Anon! What movie?"
>"Any movie is fine with me! You can pick. Im paying"

>starts crying over keyboard as I type this out

>>37284211
Thanks anon I feel enlightened!

>>37284252
>You can pick. I'm paying.

This combination = she instantly lost all respect for you. Well maybe she has a bit respect still because you said "I'm paying" in an assertive way.

Still though, I lost all respect for you.

Go to a specialty coffee place (not Starbucks). They have a huge selection of drinks other than coffee.

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>>37284252
I convinced a girl(female) from Kik to come watch a movie at my place while mom was gone.
>have strict diet because /fit/ autist so no snacks in the house
>panic
>buy 3 flavours of soda
>buy a megapack of popcorn
>she comes over
>try to be funny because she laughs at my jokes online
>not even a smile.jpeg
somehow has a hairy upper lip
>what the fuck.png
>never look her in the eyes again
>nothing happens and the movie she wanted to see is shit
>finally over
>she doesn't want to go back home yet instead makes me show her the city
>no idea because I leave the house once a month
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother

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>>37284281
Is this really r9k? Gtfo normie

>>37284063
Just go out for drinks, like at a bar.

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>>37284204
*triple vanilla latte

Ftfy