whats your hidden ability robots? >NEET: immune to terror

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>>37281985
Virgin : can cause vaginal dehumidification

>Overt power: can play drums, play piano
>Hidden power: ability to drive off potential friends before they get themselves in too deep
>Ultra secret power: my pee pee is slightly above average length

Chronic masturbator: can cum 7-8 times a day

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>>37281985
>6'6" vegan: enrage all normies in the vicinity by existing

Paranoid fuck: cannot be taken by surprise
Regular autist: can't go out and talk
Tantramaster: can nut up to three times when fucking

Weaponized autist: The ability to make anyone leave by spewing autistic gibberish or just really fucked up things
autismo detective: sometimes have the overwhelming compulsion to temporarily stalk someone online

>>37281985
Shadowman: Can exist without anyone noticing.
Anti bad-boy: Is always excused when intentionally breaking rules because of a docile demeanor.
Silent: Leaves others guessing what he is doing because he literally does not discuss any plans with anyone and often disappears for comfy strolls.
Mistaken wisdom: Is always mistaken to be intelligent/wise because he only speaks when he is right.

>Duality: really good at making friends and socializing but schizo so I don't leave the house
>Throat chakra: can hear other peoples thoughts and broadcast my own, sometimes I can't turn it off and people hear me without my wanting them too

ABSOLUTE unicycle beast

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Wary: Cannot be seduced or manipulated by roasties because watching anime has made me prefer 2D over 3D and reading /r9k/ has made me assume all women are conniving whores

>>37281985
>whats your hidden ability robots?

>Overt Power:
Disappointment. I can let down anyone. I'm unreliable, incompetent, untrustworthy, flaky, erratic, unstable.

>Hidden Power:
Boredom. I am capable of inducing excruciating boredom in an amazingly short time. My targets usually flee in panic within moments of my appearance.

>Ultra Secret Power:
Repellent. I generate an invisible field that repels everyone I meet before I get within 10 yards of them. Or maybe I just need a shower.

>>37281985
I have a mask, a powerful mask, an alpha chad mask. I'm the most charming and funny man you'll ever meet. But it's all 100% rehearsed in the mirror. I'm an actor. And as soon as you spend time with me you'll realise I'm a sad larper. I fake it but never make it.

>Overt Power:
Supremely Edgy, drive any potential friends one with my school shooter vibes

>Hidden Power:
Ultra Irritation, the power to drive my mother to severely mentally abuse me

>Ultra Super Duper Secret Power:
Looks, I've been told that I look like a regular Chad Thundercock. I was able to get a gf but I fucked it up severely and the roastie went around spreading lies and now everybody thinks I'm a gay sub who worshipped her body

feelsbadman

>>37282051
>6-7 times
>Chronic
Female detected. I masturbate 7 times on my off days pleb bitch poser

>>37282252
Found the true oregano robot

>>37281985
My only ability is
>I can forget without to drink
it is nice

>make every room i go in smell dead

>>37281985
BLACKPILL:
Extreme pessimism enables the user of this talent to effectively predict the future. Confers extra rolls to clairvoyance and perception.
WITHERED HEART:
Isolation has embrittled their bonds to their fellow man. Confers extra CHA vs. outsiders and abominations.

>>37282051
i literally once came 7 times in an hour, i orgasmed 8 times but nothing came out on the last one.

>>37282017
this
also
>platonic mastery
Any woman I meet enjoys my company but only in a platonic or friendly sense

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>Secret stud: big cock and a 7/10 body but with autism and a 3/10 face

35+ virgin: unquestionable magical prowess, peak of necromantic might, direct connection to the negative energy plane, one step away from lichdom

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>>37282054
tall people will die earlier, and that is a fact especially those above 6'2. Enjoy your death when your 50 years old anon.

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>>37281985
Can wank without feeling pleasure during climax

>>37281985
>NEET
>alcoholic: DOT by poisoning victims with disturbed gut flora
>autistic: can teleport short distances and run fast

>>37281985
>Gay: can spot faggots like OP from a mile away and laugh at them

>Master Race (Passive Ability)
Drive off all friends, maintain only brief friendships and not care. Always believe you are superior overall.
>I'm charging my laser (Active Skill)
Years upon years of experience on 4chan has given you a keen understanding of memetic influence, your ability to troll on all boards is unparalleled.
>tfw no gf (curse)
Years of loneliness and social isolation padded with exile and humiliation has made it difficult to know how to behave properly around other people. (Second level) You rarely care how the things you say sound do others
>Alcoholism 1 (Passive Ability)
You like to drink, sometimes you end up in jail but you still do it. (Second level) You make anti-Semitic remarks to strangers while intoxicated.

That guy: At the same time you can think that you are better than everyone, that everyone is shit, that you are a shit.

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>>37282054

no such thing a vegan, your computer has animal by products in it

you are basically a waster who won't eat the meat but will kill a cow for its bones

>>37283365
I'd love to play a rpg with you as the main char.

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>>37283425
This is unironically the correct version

>>37283425
t. carnitard

lmnmnllnm

>>37282054
Vegancuck pls go.
>>>/ck/

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>>37283029
see this guy? clint walker. 6'6 and still alive at the age of 89. he outlived my 5'9 grandpa who only made it to 83.


cope harder manlet

>>37283708
stop being a shithead

>>37282054
>>37283667
People like you are why closet vegans exist, and why I have to worry about people spitting in my food. Thanks, anon.

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>>37283720
whats wrong, did i shatter your fantasy? top kek

>>37283724
Gonna eat a DQP today just to spite the vegancucks.

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>>37283734

In May 1971, Walker narrowly escaped death in a skiing accident at Mammoth Mountain, California. In a fall from a ski lift, Walker was pierced through the heart with a ski pole. He was taken to a hospital and pronounced dead. However, a doctor detected faint signs of life and rushed Walker to surgery, where his damaged heart was repaired. Within two months, Walker was working again.


lmao, he even survived being pierced through the heart at the age of 45. so much for dying at age 50.

>>37282054>>37283720


lol like pottery

tfw healthy diet vegan with 8pack at ~9% bodyfat 20 BMI who only does 10 minutes of exercise a day on average.

It would probably be even easier if I ate fish and/or chicken breast though.

I can whistle 4 different notes at the same time.

>>37283784
you're not doing yourself any favors by being a massive faggot all the time

>>37283976
i'm not doing myself any favors by even coming to this website but it's always nice to see someone get btfo

>>37284007
but sludgey old boy, the new predatory behavior of the 21st century is friendship

>>37284027
they could start by being nice to tallfags instead of pushing the narrative that theyre going to die at 50 just to cope with the height difference

>>37284049
I know that even tallfags get scared of manlets too because of sheer stats differences, but if you talk to most women, a guy being tall can be a good quality, but being short is not a red flag.
I think it's really all about how good you fite

>>37284143
>if you talk to most women
>thread goes dead
dohohoho