Well well well, if it isn't the pathetic wagecuck waking

>>37281158

>Bank Holiday Monday

I would talk to you, but you obviously haven't finished your coffee yet, so I won't.

>>37281158
>Meanwhile I, an astonishing NEET, have an infinite amount of time to expand my knowledge in a variety of fields, engage in a variety of hobbies, and fuck as many tight young college qts as much as I please.
Too bad you spend all your days inside your room posting frog images on a Turkish calligraphy image board

>>37281158
I never work on fridays you cunt

shouldn't you be getting your daily haircut?

If you truly were an ACCOMPLISHED Neet instead of an astonished one, maybe then I could see how you would perhaps be superior to the working man, surviving society's hardships to build character and care for his family. Oh, I'm sorry NEETcuck, you don't have a family and never will, since you never go outside. Besides, who wants to date someone who doesn't know the different between accomplished and astonished? I thought you had all the time in the world to learn and educated yourself. Shame.

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>>37281221
Doesn't change the fact that you have to go in again. Sad!
>>37281173
Please wagie, you said that last time. How does it feel to know you are a slave to the Jews?
>>37281200
Ahem, for your information wagie, I spend my precious time taking care of myself and engaging in hobbies you've never even heard of or simply cannot afford. It must be very unfortunate to have an empty bank account. No wonder why you're envious.

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>>37281238
My appointment isn't until 8 am, wagie. Better hurry before you're late for work again!

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>>37281158
This filename is hilarious to some anon.

>>37281313
Who are you, smug wojak, and what is your purpose?

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>>37281158
Wagies once again prove themselves wrong on their foolish way of living, if you can call that slavery a "life" of course.

>good life
>posts on r9k
>goes on 4chan at all

kek

We're all shit, wagies, neets, roasties, normies and so on. You roleplay and masturbate to traps 19 hours a day but somehow that makes you better than someone who has to work. Face facts, if you're here, you're shit too.

>>37281382
No reply, LOL

You can reply to this one and crack a dumb unfunny joke to save face

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H I L A R I O U S!

NEETBOIS, get a load of this WAGIE trying to waste our time by fishing for (you)'s! My, my, that is absolutely pathetic. He should know by now that we are too intellectual and cannot engage with inferior "people." What a pest!

No (you) for (you), wagecuck. Get out there and make me some money instead.

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>>37281158
>It's another degrade the people that work and allow you to live life you do thread

You faggots never do any of the 'extraordinary' things you say. You sit at home playing vidya and jacking off while only eating hotdogs and pop tarts. Seems like such a fuuuuuuuun life

>>37281633
neets on suicide watch LOL

>>37281241
Excuse me NeetCuck, I never got a witty reply. I understand you're very busy jacking off to traps and getting haircuts, but what rebuttal do you have for me?

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Wagie, wagie, wagie. You are too inferior for me to maintain further contact with. I am sorry. This is for the best.

And ha! ACTUALLY, wagie, I haven't fapped in years because I'm too busy fucking your girlfriend while you work. She begs for NEET cum. KEK!

>>37281158
48 hours? Where do you get that? You do realize the person might need sleep on the weekend to get ready for work again?

Actually, this concerns me. You should have known this with the infinite time you had to expand your knowledge. Please pick up a book and stop eating random foods while wearing a blanket. I swear every time you see a wagecuck you need to run outside and prove how much time you had to prepare something by eating it. No wonder you become a fat slob, you try to show off your time by cooking endless meals! Now, granted, tea isn't a meal. But it still is something going into your body and doesn't teach you about the mysteries of life.

Actually, why do you have a blanket? Are you walking outside in just a blanket to flash wagecucks? I would never want to bring a blanket outside, especially when I am already holding a fragile cup of tea of a fragile plate. Then again, that isn't much of a problem when you have learned telekinesis, which explains how you got the cup floating in midair with no hands.

So my question is, why are you obsessed with constantly eating foods when you have the powers of Professor X and could save humanity? Wagies may be cucks, but you are an asshole for letting the world burn with such a gift. Fuck you Professor X, Wolverine is better.

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Hmpth, the envy in this thread is preposterous. Being a NEET is tough, boys. Everyone's jealous of you because they want your life. What a sad world.

>infinite time

How?

>>37281241
He said astonishing not astonished

>>37282598
figure of speech wagie

I was NEET for a year, tried to kill myself. How do you deal with the monotony?

imagine living life as a nigger and then being so dumb that you're proud of it

>>37282619
Honestly, that just shows you are uncreative. You can easily create your own fun. Just pretend to be a mother who found out her son is fondling himself to pictures of her, then go crazy and start beating him up. Quite fun actually.

>tfw neet
>have time to work 3 days a week
>have time to go to school 4 days a week
>still have a good part of the week to enjoy myself
>still have money to spend every week
Neet life can't be beet

>>37282637
I know, right? Wagies live as nigger slaves and are proud of it.

>>37282652
>TFW neet
>Goes to work
>Goes to school
You sir are retarded. It is right in the name, a NEET is not in education or work.

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>>37281158

ITT: the severely mentally ill trolling the moderately mentally ill

>>37282651
I'm sorry, but what the fuck did you just say to me?

>>37282665
I knew I was actually a nigger. That explains why I love KFC and get constant urges to complain about my race.

>>37282665
sitting around jacking it to loli and eating burgers all day is niggerdom my dude. Try not to kill yourself when they have to cut our your wall out to lift you from your bed.

>>37281158
another day, another haircut

surprisingly not orignal

>>37282684
I said you are uncreative. Try to urinate on the floor and make a picture of Jesus that you say you will sell for millions. Flop around like a dead fish and try to live a day without using your hands. Yell at a wall, then punch it when it doesn't retaliate. There is so much to be done in a room it isn't even funny, and all of these ideas are without the Internet in case power goes out.

>>37282652
im sorry you embarrassed yourself. how sad

>>37282677
>neets can't have part time jobs
>neets can't attend college to widen their horizons and work towards their future careers
>neets can't have functional lives
>neets can't benefit society
You are the worst type of neet. A LAzY UNEMPLOYED NEET

>>37282714
I really want to be friends with you

>>37282739
NEETS ARE FUCKING UNEMPLOYED
It fucking says it in the name. Shut the fuck up retard. You're a failed normie.

>>37282714
I think I get it now. So, you're saying that I can cover myself in molasses and sing Russian nursery rhymes to a baby doll swaddled in newspapers from 1992? Can I also visit the pound and request their latest destroyed animal for offering to my lust tulpa, or is that considered too much social interaction?

>>37282739
NEETs can't have part time jobs, are you retarded? They don't say how many hours you work, they say that you don't work at all. With a part time job, you are a wagecuck as much as anyone else, except extremely retarded as you don't even realize what you are.

NEETs can't attend college. What do you think a NEET is? You literally are 2 of the 3 things a NEET is not supposed to be and declaring yourself a NEET.

NEETs can have functional lives. Maybe not the most stable, but definitely functional. Give me a computer and I could be busy for the next 50 years, even if I never slept. Try playing every Doom level ever created. Then every Elder Scrolls mod. Then every Quake mod. By the end of all three, you will be dead if you did not waste a second of time on anything else.

NEETs can benefit society. Most chose not to, but many can learn a hobby that could be beneficial. They could 3d model, code, do whatever to create a lot more games than your average wagecuck. In fact, how does every wagecuck benefit society? Working at Mcdonalds is that beneficial? Sure, you helped a handful of people, but providing entertainment for the world with a title that shall be tied to your name for all time is a bit more important than making poor sandwiches for fat people.

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I WANT TO GO BACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

>>37282761
That is what everyone says, but they end up disliking me at some point. I think they want some entertainment from me, but then the novelty runs thin as they cannot think of ideas themselves. I remember when I was in school, nobody ever wanted to sit with me so I often learned to entertain myself with basic things at the lunch table. I was the kid yelling "OOMBA BOOMBA DOOMBA" and then shooting fake blow darts at you with a mouth gesture. I would put erasers in every chair at the lunch table (I usually chose a big one for myself, basically anywhere I sat at the people would move, so I got freedom of choice) and then yell at them about how we need to make budget cuts or the totalitarian regime would collapse. I just never really believed in not being myself, what is the point of life if not to have fun and do what comes to mind?

I have a good job does that make me a wagie please confirm thanks

>>37282802
Honestly you could do whatever you feel like. Just know they probably wouldn't give you the animal. People don't really appreciate your happiness and will seek to tear it down by preventing access to the things you want. Of course, that is when you go with a different plan. Just always be thinking and doing. As a NEET, what do you have to lose? I mean, it isn't like you are going to get fired from some place or kicked out of a place.

>>37281158
yeah, and you woke up to shitpost. so what's new, loser?

>>37282957
I want to be your friend because I feel like I can bee myself. Please leave a throw away.

HOW ARE YOU SO PROMPT WITH YOUR SHITPOSTING!

>>37282969
I'm sorry to tell you. But you are indeed a wagie.

>>37282992
I made a poop and used you to clean it, asswipe.

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>>37283009
Pft, what a question. It's obvious I have discipline and creativity unlike you boring wagecucks. Hence why you all strive to be like me someday. I'm just *that* remarkable!

>>37283004
Eh, I think I must have made myself look too good. I just have fun. You would probably find me boring, oftentimes I am content to just use a computer and only do those things when there is no power or I cannot access a computer.

You could be yourself. The problem is that I am not sure if you would like me being myself. I am brutally honest, say what is on my mind, and am a terrible rambler. There is a reason I could clear entire tables at school.

>>37283066
Aww, you sound so nice, Anon.

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I can understand wagies being pissed off for not being able to live the NEETlife, but it baffles me how many of them actually DEFEND their jobs and employers, when they are just sucking their lives dry. It's worrying, to say the least.

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>>37282683
or you have someone like me, severely mentally ill still replying to bait and making near average wage as a neet

>>37283092
He does. I want a fun friend I can honestly speak to without them getting offended.

>>37283092
Well, let's just say I was accused of jerking off to some females on a Skype call once because I was panting so hard from my music. I am not that nice. At some point you gotta admit it is yourself. You cannot get schools to hate you without there being something wrong with you. You cannot manage to get anyone you talk to to try to distance themselves, while at the same time not saying something to your face, without being the problem.

>>37283111
>but it baffles me how many of them actually DEFEND their jobs and employers, when they are just sucking their lives dry.
It's because they're brainwashed.
I only say this as a former NEET of 10 years, so the programming has worn off of me. Man I suggested taking a day off for someone who sick with a headcold and was almost lynched.
This world is fucked up.

>>37283152
I knew I had a magnetic personality, but I didn't realize it was so bad it could pass over an anonymous image board. I don't know if I should be happy someone is speaking positive to me or upset because I probably have made myself sound better than I really am somewhere.

>>37283160
Normies just don't know how to interact with people who are different from them, so they avoid them. Not a problem with you, necessarily; just a problem with how you are perceived by mundies.

I NEED NEET COCK RIGHT NOW

ILL PAY YOU AND LET YOU FUCK MY BOYPUSSY AND ILL SUCK IT

DID I MENTION ILL PAY YOU FOR THIS?

>>37283267
that's a nice (you) bait you got there, anon.

. . .

l-l-location?

Americans seems to be the only country that's properly cucked in the wagie sense.

Them cattle offices and shit benefits, and generous 10 days holiday (kek).

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>>37283267
MMMM, I knew you faggots couldn't resist my notorious NEET cock! How much are you offering? I'm a rare and don't come cheap.

>>37283239
That makes sense. I know in the conventional form, made by normies, I would be seen as someone to avoid indeed. I never was the shy quiet type I imagine most loners are, I was the loud one doing my own thing.

I could create a throwaway, though I am cynical. One thing to know about me is that I am a massive pessimist.

>>37283309
How big is your dick? Small cocked NEETs need not apply.

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How did a neet thread turn into a soc dick posting thread..?

>>37283373
Neets simply cannot refuse some homo sexual activity

>>37283373
I told you he was naked under that blanket. Nobody listened to me. Now everyone wants to suck the dick of Professor X. All you gay fags can do that, I will be fucking Rogue.

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>>37283337
....
It...it doesn't matter!! Just pay me and submit your tight boipucci!!!

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>>37283432
Get the fuck out of my thread, wagie! You were BTFO!

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This is he best derailment I've ever seen in a neatcuck thread.

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>>37283214
Okay, I'll just remember you

>>37281158
are you serious and original?
:)))) =))))

>>37281158
>..have an infinite amount of time to expand my knowledge in a variety of fields..
and you're using all that time to post on r9k
pretty pathetic neetcuck

Meanwhile I'm about to go on a trip, you wanna come alo- oh.
That's right, you can't afford it and you'd probably sperg out by seeing other people :^)
too bad

>>37281191
thank you for your kind waiting wagie. I am impressed by your patience.