>suicide hotline
>(caller) my life sucks
>(me) why is that
>(caller) ...
>(me) wow that really sucks, guess I would kill myself too if I was you
>hangs up
I wonder how many people I helped die before I got fired
You are a true God among men, OP
>>37280928
haha, le legend xd
>>37280928
Suicide Hotlines calls are monitored by trained psychologists so your bait is fucking weak anonI worked 6 months on one
>>37280983
>Dry water
>Warm ice
>Small ocean
>Trained psychologist
>>37280928
I'm not the type to call the hotline, but if I ever did I'd hope to have you take my call so you would make me aware of mymistake to get help and help me go through with it. Keep taking calls man, keep granting people their wish.
Oh..wait. shit. You got fired...fuck man you were a diamond in the rough why's they have to do that?
>>37280928
too bad you're not working there anymore, I would have call that suicide hotline.
Ted Bundy used to volunteer at a suicide hotline.
>>37281001
Dry water actually exists though.
>>37281001
Psychologists may have different postgraduate degrees, one of them is working with people who have severe depression and are suicidal
You don't know that because you are either a brainlet or underage
Maybe even both
>>37280928
HERO OF THE IMPERIVM