>Be in high school >Tell a joke that everyone clearly hears

>>37278547
>Why?
Because it never happened.

>>37278547
You're probably like amy schumer and fuck up everything. Kill yourself

>>37278569
>You're probably like amy schumer

Ouch, dude. Did you really have to go that far?

>>37278547
They were mocking you. That's why it's funny. Because when you told it you actually thought it'd be funny. So when he retells you shitty joke it's now funny because they have the callback from when it fell completely flat as a shit joke.

>>37278569
An enemy has been slain

>Going to Highschool
Found your problem OP
I attended 3 weeks total of highschool , then I grew a brain.

>>37278547
for the same reason that the difference between being cool and creepy is how attractive you are to women

>>37278547
chad magic

>be in elementary school
>the cool new kid sees me drawing
>says he is a better artist
>i just keep drawing and dont say anything
>the homeroom teacher is also art teacher and has seen both our art, overhears the boasting kid
>she says well then we will have a contest
>makes me and him go to the front of the class and draw something then let the class vote and decide the better artist
>i dont want to go but she makes me, she thinks that me winning will boost my confidence or something i guess
>try my best
>cool new kids drawing is pretty bad
>class votes, all the girls vote for new kid
>new kid wins, he does grow up to be a chad, but i guess he one was all along

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>>37278547
>be OP
>be ugly
>try to make a public joke

It's as if you thought you were attractive.
So cute.

>>37278547
probably because he was high on potenuse