>be ameriburger >eat burger for din din so what stereotype

>be white
>went to college

>be white
>had a caesar salad for lunch

>be white
>did yoga

Just to name a few.

>>37275363
>>did yoga

youre a grill arent you

>be black
>ate a banana

>>37275363
>willingly choose to eat the shittiest meme salad
Gross. Eat a Chef's salad instead

>>37275373
No. Okay, maybe. ._.

I had a five guys burger and went to the gun range with my dad.
feels good living in the greatest country on earth.

>>37275418
post yoga pants pls

>>37275406
Only ceasar salads give decent cucumbers and shit though

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>Be Ukrainian
> Eat borscht and salo for lunch

>>37275322
>be 21
>smoke joint with bro bro
>listen to pink floyd

good times aye

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>>37275445
A weird request, but okay. Straight from the Google.

>>37275453
Cucumbers can be put in any salad.

>>37275481
can i stick my cucumber in your vagina?

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>White
>Listened to classic rock/metal on drive today
>Drank a Diet Pepsi
>Went to college
>Felt insecure about my penis size
>Ate a power bar for breakfast and cheeseburger for lunch

>be black
>fuck white girl with 9 inch BBC

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>>37275322
>be mexican
>ate tacos for lunch

>be Americunt

>flying back to the United States
>land in Fort Lauderdale
>immediately getting a hamburger

>flight is delayed
>get another hamburger

>land in the morning
>take the bus home
>friend picks me up
>stop to get McDonald's on the way back to my place

>take a nap
>go to visit friend
>we're going to the mall together
>stop at Burger King on the way there

Jesus.

Writing all that makes me feel fucking filthy. I had such healthy food for the three weeks I was gone, and now I've reverted back to degeneracy.

>>37275477
Clever. Different anon. Post your own butt in yoga pants

>>37275849
Where'd you find a white girl with a 9 inch black cock?

>>37275983
yes i agree with this, post your butt in yoga pants

>be stem grad
>Be on /r9k/

>>37276007
I know those feelers bro

>be megavirgin hypernerd
>cant get conics and orbital mechanics out of my head while i jack off
>dreamt in equations every night for the past 2 weeks

>>37276045
Neat. What are those dreams like? I unironically dream of browsing here since it's all I fucking do.

>be Chicagoan
>be disgusted when people but ketchup on their hotdogs

>>37276066
Its literally just a grid and in my dreams im toying with different variables and switching between grid types and euclidean and non euclidean geometry to change the shape for fun. Like bending a paper clip around cause bored. Altho when i was jacking i started writing the ellipses to fit the imagined vaj. Ive never gotten laid.

>be Jew
>control the goyim

>>37275322
>be white
>haven't committed a single crime in my life
Man it's hard to be a walking stereotype

>be immigrant
>Sit around and do nothing, get free money

>>37275322
>be mexi/white
> ate a beef cheese crisp(quesadilla) for breakfast

>wash dishes for 1 hours because 5+ people living in a small house

>About to eat cheese crispis again for din din

>have German ancestry
>drink lots of beer

>>37275399
Subtle. I like it desu

>>37275322

Be from poor man's version of Ireland - a place called Newfoundland - be alcoholic again today.

>>37276371
Why am i seeing ak manl jnenemrjgjfr

>>37276371
Why am i seeing so many newfies dont u have something to do like hangout at avalon mall or go to awful metal shows downtown??

>>37276371
At least you get to live around other whites.

White - Just served jury duty and successfully voted guilty on a nog. He's getting a minimum of 20 years for carrying 7 guns (2 on him, 5 in a duffel bag in his car) and 252 bullets.

>>37276873
Did it feel good putting him where he belongs?

>>37275322
>be fat light-skinned girl
>love black guys

They're so fucking sexy, I can't help it. I have a rich white guy who wants to date me, but I'm not interested in him at all. All I want is a tall black guy with a good job.

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>be trans
>want to fucking kill myself

>>37276906
Very. There were two nogs on the jury with me and they both were so fucking irritating. Saying things like "Oh I'm sure he's a good boy just caught up in trouble..." When literally the only thing we know about him is he ran from cops, carried 7 guns (probably selling guns) and was caught with 2 grams of heroin. Their original votes were not guilty. 7 whites, 2 asians and one latino all voted yes. Both nogs voted no and argued for at least an hour about the most stupid shit. Like "what if the 8 cops that arrested him all wanted to frame a man they've never met before?" or "How do we know the guns in the car weren't his friends and he didn't know they were there?" when he was driving alone in his own car.

Be straight, have sex. Such a stereotype

>>37276930
that's less of a stereotype and more of a fact of life.

>>37275322
>be shut-in neet khv
>sit at home playing video games all day while mom yells at me to get a life

I took the written test for my pilot's license today. I'm now half way to being white trash

>>37276330
>be german
>drinking beer right now

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>>37275322
>be robot
>waste life

>>37275322
>be indian
>just had mum's curry for breakfast
>while at uni doing medicine

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>be american
>publicly post hateful shit about the disgusting piece of shit muslims that need to be wiped from the earth
>totally legal because I'm not a eurocuck

>be Canadian
>pretty sure I apologized a couple times for no good reason today

>be Finn
>be autistic

>>37275322
>be dutch
>be completely irrelevant

>>37275399
HOLY SHIT

you went there

>be asian
>rejected some asian dicklet who tried to hit on me

>Be Norwegian
>wake up tall and rich also today
>look outside window
>it snowed tonight

>>37275322
>be human being
>breathed in air and excreted various fluids from the many orifices that dot my body

>>37275322
>be german
>eats Bretzels
>drinks beer

>be German
>Start work at 7:30
>Will work today till at least 23:30
Work work work

>>37275322
be white wagie
Pay child support
Have kids on weekend

> britbong
> drinking tea dipping digestives in it as i type this

>Polish
>not today, but one time eaten potato pancakes (slav tendies) with vodka

>be white American
>make sandwiches with white bread
>put mayonnaise on them

>be italian
>ate pasta in a mafia restaurant

>>37275322
>be Scottish
>went out last night and drunk an insane amount and made out with a random girl I'll never see again
>going to do it again tonight and tomorrow night
>typing this with a beer in my hand
>currently listening to "Drink" by alestorm (Scottish band)

At this point all Scots being alcoholics isn't even a stereotype, it's just a fact of life. You need to be constantly drunk to deal with this shithole

>>37275477
As I'm sure you know, he wanted to see your ass

as do I

>be finn
>didnt say a word in work today

>be arab
>get hit by my dad today

>Be australia
>In underwear, drinking XXXX and having a ciggy

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>be britbong
>drank 5 cups of tea today already
>will drink another 5 later

>Be wagecuck
>Rushed off my feet
>Miss my connection
>Couldn't have planned nice lunch
>Stopped in home just long enough to eat some cold leftovers and shitpost for ten minutes at the same time
>Putting on a uniform and back out the door very soon for round two
>Won't finish work uptil 8pm

I live in Ireland and had a pint at lunch

>>37279464
what are you south african? how is flying planes "white trash?"

>be New York City youth
>I'm going to assume any "New Yorkers" who respond to this post weren't born here and are therefore wannabes who will never "get it" and suitable objects of my disdain
>my friend and I went out and acted like hellions last night

>german
>love to workwork
>eat wurst und kartoffelsalat at least twice a week
>drink beer erryday

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>Argentinian
>Drink mate for breakfast
>and in the afternoon
>and at night
>and at college
>and at work
>and at grandma's funeral

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>be Dutch

>Smoked weed already
>Complained about the weather

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>>37275322
>be british
>have bad teeth and have 4 removed

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>>37275322
>be czech
>drink 6 liters of beer

i'm french and i drank my second coffee of the day (it's barely noon)

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>be lithuanian
>seriously considering suicide

>>37285191
>french
>barely noon
>it's 17:45 in france now
you would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>37275322
>Be me, burger
>ate a full dominoes pizza for din din
>also ate a culvers butter burger deluxe for dessert
>washed it down with 3 beers and a couple hours of tv
I'm not even fat desu[\spoiler]

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>>37275418
>>>Facebook

Oregon Trail

>be Finn
>another day thinking about suicide

>>37285221
Maybe he's from France or is of French descent but still lives in America.

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>>37275322
>Bong
>Drank tea
>Crumpets for breakfast
>Fire-bombed Dresden
>Missed the rain

>>37281865
Yup so is life

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>be black
>want to kill a black guy
And guess who? It's me

>>37285221

don't be so ignorant, not all french people live in france

>>37285261

i am just working in the Usa

>Be French
>Complained a lot today
>Said "Saperlipopette" twice the past hour, talking to myself
>Badly speak english despite the fact that I understand very well, and given time, can write quite well too

>>37285471
>It's me
I bet that guy constantly looks at you when you're brushing teeth.

>>37285509
>Saperlipopette
what does that mean?

>useless loser
>fuck up at work
>miserable company
>do drugs
>binge eat
Think that covers today

>>37285609
It's a very ancient curse word. It's quite like "fuck", but very little people use it, or just old people.

>>37285609
Childish, old fashioned way of saying "damn"

>be french
>works as a waiter in paris
>have this snarky and cold attitude towards customers

>>37285637
i can see why.
who the fuck would want a 5 syllable single word curse.

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>Be degenerate
>Let a fat guy fatten me up until I'm 400lbs like him
Between the food, sex and drugs I forgot that being overweight is terrible, but it's kinda hot when I rub food all over my body while farting.

>>37285523
Yeah he's an asshole

>be British
>tea and biscuits

>be an ameritaco
>eat tacos

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>>37285675
Me, when I'm alone and trying to fill the void with as much as possible.

>>37275322
>be black
>are KFC
>are watermelon when I got home
I don't care. That stuff is delicious.

>be Canadian
>live off taxpayer money

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>am British
>have posh accent
>drink tea and eet scones
They're "sc-own-s" not "sconz"
>have big nose and fuck ugly teeth
> have union flag in my room
>have portrait of queen in house
>pronounce strong "T"s
>likes marmite.

>>37286075
>>have portrait of queen in house
that's interesting

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>>37275322
>British
>Complained about the weather because it's FUCKING SWELTERING

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>>37286075
Pic of the Union flag and Queen or didn't happen.

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>>37285990
>are
Uh, huh? Are you a wizard?

>be 21
>exam today
>afterwards shitpost all by myself until nao
also
>be turk
>attend to friday prayer