Who else /bed humper/ ? >tfw I always masturbate by rubbing

put yer dick in between the mattresses and fuck yer bed dont worry if the bed crushes ye dick its fine lol


fuck thru the pain anon

>>37273426
Wait so is your bed permanently covered in jizz or what?

>>37273426
I tried humping my pillow last night

I got into it but only by imagining there was a girl riding my dick. Never got even remotely close to cumming though

Just getting fully hard from pillow humping I felt was an achievement

This was me. I literally had to train myself to use my hand. My penis looks like an hourglass now

I've been masturbating like that since I was a child. I can still do it the normal way for but it takes forever and I have to tense my legs a lot which usually gives me cramps

Thank God I love to be penetrated or my sex life would be completely fucked

I do this. I can't masturbate normally. 24 year old virgin

>>37273426
I used to do this on a hard concrete floor but I can still just use my hand now these days so you'll be fine.

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>>37273426
Just get some sex toys, problem solved.

>>37273426

I don't hump my bed, but sometimes I hump my pillow.

I like to think about how I'm too pathetic to fuck an actual girl and how it's the best I can get. Sometimes I'll fantasize about a cute girl laughing at me as I do it.

This... this explains a lot. Thanks r9k, I come here to take a look and realise that I destroyed my life.

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>virgins thinking they can't masturbate with their hand like "everyone else does" means their hypothetical sex life is ruined
evrytim desu

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How does humping the bed ruin your dick?

>>37273426
i used to stick my dick between couch cushions and thrust while watching cellphone porn after smoking kush blunts.
felt great