>go to dentist >have cute girls putting their hands on

that reminds me. 6 months ago, I got a milf dentist who literally plopped her breasts on my head. could barely hide my erection as a virgin.

i always get men now. it pisses me off.

>>37264780
I bet they enjoy tormenting pure, righteous men like that. damn all roasties

>tfw dentist assistant women are exactly the kind of women you'd probably be dating if you were a version of yourself that isn't a failure
>tfw they're all 25~ year old middle class girls
>tfw they have big boobs and treat you all sweetly
>tfw at random intervals they cause extreme pain

Dentists are literally a gf simulator

>>37264829
And once they are done
>They send you a bill in the mail

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Why don't you get a black GF, anon? If you can't stand Stacey and her entitled, high maintenance friends, why not a change?

wtf
my hygienist is a 50 year old women who never rests her boobs on me

>>37264886
If you dont stop posting these niggers and nigger "female" threads, I will find you.

Thank God my dentists are white

>>37264976
it feels like heaven

when i die, my tombstone will mention my dentist visit as the closest i've ever got to sex,

>>37265007
Tit for tat, motherfucker.

>>37264829
Yeah and they actually wanna talk to you and ask how you're doing

"How are you?"

"WOW... it's been a long time since anybody asked me that. I'm...good. really good. You're truly beautiful." I actually felt my eyes water and she looked at me with a slight smile and put her tips back on my chin as she finished flossing me. Best day ever. I actually regularly don't brush so I can always have an excuse to talk to her.

Sam if you read this somehow, you're my love. You are great. Yes I do still listen to pink Floyd.

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>go to optician
>cute girl in early 20s
>leaning in really close almost touching faces
>soft spoken ear to ear like she's doing ASMR

>>37265304
Negro I dont go about making threads trying to get rid of your people, stop making these ugly monkey posts

Today I went to get allergy testing done (they had to stick like 40 needles in my arm). There was an Indian guy there named Dr. Anon. Made me laugh.