>go on /soc/ >post body in a fresh twink body thread >I'm

>>37262532
straight guy here - could I see your boipussy?

>>37263250
No one cares about me so I don't see the point...

>>37263640
We need a reason to care....

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>>37263671
It's hairy because I have no one to shave it for

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>>37263853
Here it's is right side up

>>37263868
that's like a wookie's lair. you need to wax that shit before you call yourself a twink. like i said, need a reason to care. you do have potential tho

>>37263868
Stop being such a slag, and you might be desirable.

>>37263868
>>37263853
just dedicate a day where you will get in the shower and spend a good hour or so shaving it all clean. Thats what I did, and then maintaining that takes only a little bit of time every day. You will look and feel far cuter.

>>37262532
>>37263853
>>37263868
That's what you get for posting on /soc/ anon. Don't shill your boipucci for camwhores and attention seeking cunts. Only share your boy pussy with us.

Now be a good boy and shave for us, okay?

>>37264045
i honestly like plucking - no itching and shit doesn't grow back for weeks. either way, use rubbing alcohol before and after - it stings like a motherfucker but prevents ingrown hairs

>plucking
never even thought of that. I was pretty hairy though so it would have probably taken ages, and I imagine spots that are difficult to see like butt or back of legs must be almost impossible. I just used trimmer on my electric shaver to get the majority off, then used a fresh wet shaver to do the rest. it caused quite a lot of irritation, but I maintain it purely with electric shaver so the irritation is gone by now.

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>>37263960
I don't exactly have an ass though...it's pretty flat since I'm so skinny
>>37264025
I can't help it. I'm so horny from never having romantic intimacy. Masturbation isn't enough anymore...

>>37264148
yeah, after a shower you can just get a good grip on your asshairs and yank them out by the fistful. i don't find it painful at all. but every year or so i get a fairly nasty ingrown hair so i'm careful to alcohol before and then after i pluck

>>37264180
that's not bad, but it's not twink tier. you have very classic man proportions because of your sholders. it's actually the body i want.

>>37264224
What about from the front? I guess I'm confusing being skinny with being a twink

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>>37264306
Fuck I'm so dumb I forgot the photo

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>>37264180
>that medium long hair that appears to hang down infront of eyes
>that skinny
>that pale skin
CUTE! JUST SHAVE! IT'S YOUR OBLIGATION TO MANKIND TO SHAVE IF YOURE THAT CUTE
>>37264188
>fistful
well it certainly sounds painful. Just do what works for you I guess. Here's how well I'm able to maintain it with just shaver.
>Tfw still some slight irritation cos only initially shaved recently
>Lighting makes it look far worse than it is

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>>37264320
Another view...original commento

>>37264320
that's pretty nice. i'd cum on your tummy

>>37264323
your knees are knobby as fuck. it'd actually be really cute if you tanned them anon

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>>37264323
If I let I hand it reaches my eyes. But I prefer to comb it back...

>>37264393
tanned or toned? also pushing my legs together like that is mainly why they look kinda weird. that dont look like that when just standing normally
>>37264413
>that mix of blond and brown
also cute.

>>37264432
tanned. like a little brownish, then it'd be hnnnnnnng

>>37264454
huh. I always thought having pale skin is generally cuter/more feminine. Also it doesn't require me to go out in the sun :^) thanks anyway.

>>37264486
having tanned legs also helps hide stubble. either way the shape is nice

>>37264508
good point
>tfw its not even really stubble
>I just have such dark hair that its visible even when it hasnt reached the surface of the skin yet

>>37264180
Shave. Your body is cute.

>>37264547
I mean...I'd do it if I had a significant other...but what's the point of doing it if I have no one?

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>>37263853
>I have no one to shave it for
Bitch, if your posting your asshole online, your online audience is who you shave it for.
No one wants to see that nasty ass jungle.
How are you going to complain about no replies when you put in that little effort?
Shaking my head unironically.

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I'm feeling like a slut so here's another ass pic ^_^

>>37264575
this tbqh

>>37263853
>>37263868
this arse is 3-4/10 with all that hair

>>37264572
Well, if you want to attract that someone else then it's in your best interest to be as cute as possible, ye?

holy FUCK lmao can someone please ban this nigger GO BACK TO /SOC/ YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO HOME!!

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>>37264707
Well what would it be without the hair!?

>>37264692
>thumbnail is 8/10
>full image is 1/10

S H A V E

Haha alright guys! I'll SHAVE!! But what kind of razor do I need to buy?

>>37264792
What do you own already? Your best bet is just getting a bunch of wet razors and keep going over it until it's all gone. It'll feel like there's so much and it'll take ages, but as long as you can see hair on the razor, you're making a difference. Keep going and eventually it'll be gone. If you own an electric shaver or trimmer, you can use that at first to take most of it off with minimal irritation.

Gay man here, there's nothing wrong with your body. The problem is, you're trying to get attention on boards populated with desperate heteros. They want traps, transgirls, femboys aged 15-18. This is why they recoil at the sight of hair, they don't actually want to fuck men, they want women and very very young boys.

>>37264871
He originally said he posted in a twink body thread, so I assume he was looking for advice on how to be a better twink, in which case shaving is probably the most obvious change.

>>37264830
Like two-blade disposable razors
>>37264871
I mean I'm bisexual at best...I really crave cock you know...

>>37264745
come back with a hairless arse and I'll let you know