Thanks for coming to our kids birthday party Anon, where's

So in your head, the first thing that's going to happen when you go to a friends kid's birthday party, is they're going to ask you about your girlfriend.

I ate her
>yfw normalfags love it when people they hate have a selfdeprecating sense of humor
>yfw I am fat
>yfw no face

>>37262446
>where's your GF?
That's nothing for you to be concerned about. But why do you ask? Do you have a qt single sister?

>>37262464
Yes. Because it's creepy to show up to a child's birthday party as a single male...uhhhh pedophile much????

>>37262712
but I was invited. you know I dont have a gf.

Thats a happy family in that pic. I wish them all tye best of luck, because babies mwan no sleep as they shit their pants and cry for the first 2 years nonstop.

>>37262731
Uhhhh we only invited you because we thought you had a girlfriend...you think we'd really invite a pedophile into our home???? Uhhhhhhh racist much?

>>37262446
>our kids birthday party

Looks like a baby shower to me.

>>37262925
I suppose, I'll see myself out.

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>>37262446
Kids birthday party?! I thought it was YOUR birthday party! I'm not allowed around kids!