Better hurry up wagecuck. I hear your friends doing their morning

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Wouldn't wanna miss the morning rush, would you wagie?

Jokes on you faggot, I work 10 to 4am.

>>37262377
>I'm too fat to walk or even find my own dick
>therefore you are too

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>>37262412
Jokes on you, I don't work at all.

fact:
niggers tongue my anus

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That's a good wagie. Head on over to work for another day of slavery to Mr. Shekelstein. I'm sure he'll appreciate the hard work and time you put in every day to putting more money into his pockets than you'll ever receive in return. Meanwhile I get to sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the finest luxuries that life has to offer... all at the expense of your hard-earned tax money! Crazy, right?

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>>37262377
i fucking love leeching off of normie scum.

>work 12-8 today
>work 4am-noon tomorrow
>It's about a half hour commute both ways
>It takes another half hour for me to get ready in the morning

I do actually like this job but shit man, I need my 8 hours of sleep

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Wagies are pathetic, am I right, fellow NEETs?

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I would reply but I plainly see that you're enjoying your cuppa, and I'd loathe to disturb you. That said, I'm also enjoying my cuppa, my first actually, and am going to have to ask you provide me with the same courtesy and refrain from talking with me until it's finished.

Be warned, failure to comply with this request my result in dire consequences.

>>37262377
>Actually believes the grid-lock car honking thing is real

Please leave your house once in a while little neetie

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Why are you talking to me? I have not finished my coffee yet. Please do not talk to me until I have finished my coffee.

>>37262783
Drink it faster you fool

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>>37262816
do not command me while I am partaking in my daily caffeinated beverage, lowly interloper

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If possible, I'd like to request that we leave out any complexity when conversing. This is my first cup, you see.

>>37262834
*whistles* HEY SON
Come help me unload these groceries from the car. Put the damn coffee down. It's the least you can do if you're gonna be a useless NEET all day. COME ON, NO TIME TO SIT AROUND GO GO GO

>>37262834
I'll do as I please, finish it now!

>>37262834
>>37262883
Listen to your mother, son. When are you going to start paying rent btw?

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>>37262876
>Come help me unload these groceries from the car.

maybe don't purchase $120 worth of groceries if you're physically unable to remove it from the car without the help of others
>>37262883
>>37262888

I AM NOT FINISHED.

>>37262897
Show some respect to your dad, idiot son.
And quit leaving out your disgusting korean sex books all over the house. You made your mother cry.

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>>37262876
>>37262883
>>37262888
I SAID NO TALKIE YOU FUCKS

>>37262897
Son, get the groceries RIGHT NOW

>>37262973
Jesus... why did our only son have to come out retarded? *sobs* we have to pay so much every month for haircuts alone...

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>>37262973
>>37262927
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YOU WILL NOT STOP ME. I HAVE NOT HAD MY COFFEE

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>>37262967
PUT THE COFFEE DOWN AND GET TO WORK

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>>37262989
He thinks the money comes from his welfare...

>Walmart employee, visibly upset: my friend just died
>Walmart receiver (midmanager): oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Do you know where some shrink wrap is?
Just saw this. What the fuck is wrong with America. Wagecucking needs to die

>>37262714
depending on the city, it can be and some people work really far from home. I dread getting in the car even when im not going to work because I live in dallas. Every driver is Mexican, indian, or just old. The only non painful time to drive is 2am-4am, which is why im moving away.

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there is no escape from despair if you are a young non-chad man growing up in a non rich family. ive been NEET before. its just a meme that "I can do whatever I want, learn a language, work out, paint beautiful pictures..." but hardly anyone does that with no income, youre depressed, parents hate you, anyone that comes over to the house thinks youre a freak, cant afford the blackhole of money that is a car (gas, insurance, inspections, tires, repairs let alone pay for the fucking thing) to get any sort of freedom away from home. So you either have to go into debt to have a car to get away from home or be stuck there most of the time relying only on walking or nigger transportation which in some places in the US doesnt really exist.
being a NEET will make most men want to kill themselves, OR you can get a job and also eventually want to die a swift death after you wage slave, have no friends, no gf, still very little money after what little you make gets sucked up into rent, and car blackhole, youre left with scraps and everyday drives you closer to suicide, because its not like youre a chad or rich or smart enough to have a job that pays over 50k a year which would /maybe/ be enough to get by on your own permitting you never ever get sick, never miss work, get steady raises to keep up with inflation, because you need those days off saved up for a "vacation", you know. That time of the year you get to take a week off to stay at home and wake up every day hungover and think "i have to be back at that place I hate in 5 days." then when you get back to work, it feels like you never left and wish you just had one more day away to waste on hating work at home.

so either way, youll wanna die

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>>37262377
4 Day weekend, loser.

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>>37263381
Oh yeah you have such a fulfilling life
>>37263193
EXPOSED

>>37262714
youve never been to a city that matters then.

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tick-tock tick tock wagie

its time for you to get up and go make Mr.Shekelburg his money

>>37263294
the solution is NEETbux

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>>37262377
This and busy bees.

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>>37264797
>the year is 2401
>after the various wagie rights protests and marches that lead to the success of the wagie rights campaign of the mid 2300s wagie-affirmative action was put in place to righten the wagie rights abuses of the past
>today the NEET has to give reparations to the wagie and is expected to fully acknowlege their NEET privilege and do their best to make sacrifices to accomodate the wagie into society

>the derogatory terms wagesl*ve and wagec*ck have been banned from everyday vernacular
>anybody caught using such words who isn't a person of wagery (PoW) can face up to 36 months doing unpaid work

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>>37262377
Jesus ascended to heaven today, so its a holiday where I live. Jokes on you NEETfag.

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>>37262377
>>37262394
I don't get it. Do neets impede traffic or something. What's the horns from ? construction?

>>37265090

Fuck yes I even got off earlier yesterday and won't have to come in tomorow either because of this Christ dude

>>37265201
six weeks paid vacation plus a dozen official holidays. blessed be socialist europe

>>37263381
Sounds like just another day for us superior neets. What are you doing without having someone to tell you every little thing and spoonfeeding your retarded ass every step of the way. Aren't you just so bored?

>>37265090
>himmelfart
Lole

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>>37265428
Hell yes. I'm just wandering around aimlessly, I can't sleep, I can't wake up, I overeat, I don't have any friends or hobbies, fucking kill me.