>got piss drunk last night >decided, fuck it all no regrets

>>37261347
text her be like "i'm in london, pick a bridge, you have no choice." its going to follow her home.
defeat altrusim through existentialism

>>37261347
They don't know what it's like to have to kill yiurself

Of course they get something out of it. It makes THEM feel better. Don't think for one second that it was about you.

>>37261535
All social interactions are based around making oneself feel better.
Even this reply is just for my own pleasure.

Send her dick pics Anon. She did save your life, afterall.

>>37261683
kek, that'd be kinda funny

I think the consensus of r9k is that rape is the only solution to this particular problem.

>>37261739
I think that's sexual harassment not rape

you can try again anytime OP

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>>37261683
I love you faggots so much

>>37261717
Do it.
Be all like;
>"Hey, thanks for talking me out of killing myself last night. You said I could contact you if I needed someone to talk to. I've got something on my mind"
>She texts back "You ok Anon"?
>"Yeah, I guess, just one problem. Dunno if I can talk about it."
>being the caring soul she is she insists you tell her.
>You say "Well see.. it's this"
>send dick pic.

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>>37261347
How was she? Young, beautiful, mature, black?

I dunno, ask her out or something.

>>37261347
Because most people can feel content with life by pretending life has meaning and therefore worth. If they let someone take their own life (which should be up to the person taking it) they'll have to come to terms with the fact that a life was lost and nothing changed.

>>37261347
You probably should just get rid of her number, I doubt she was considering the actual burden you'd be on her if you were constantly messaging her about your problems.

She and likely nobody else will be there next time you try, so don't get get drunk again when you're in a mad state of mind.

>>37261347
If you saw somebody else who seemed like they were going to kill themselves would you honestly let them? No memeing.
I'm not sure whether or not I would. It would probably depend on how I'm feeling at the time.

>>37262523

I would probably let them do it. If your life is so shit that you want to end it I don't think I should talk him into continuing his suffering.

>>37262523


I do not think that I could really imagine that situation. I probably would try to do something, my social capacity is not completely burned out yet.
I think most people who chose public places to end it want someone to hold them back.

Reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/_W8Mv7wYvPk