ITT post things nu-/r9k/ won't believe I've legitimately

ive seen boobs irl and they weren't in a strip club

>>37254216

those hip bones are fucking with my mind

>>37254216
I am an irl khv, but not like nu-robots would even know what that stands for

>>37254216
>i haven't had sex in like 2 weeks!
>probably gonna kill my self if I don't get pussy 2night

Most women are barely conscious in the same sense men are. They're mostly passive observers in life with absolutely no sense of self, or self control. The women who are the exception to this rule are absolutely miserable, because they have all the consciousness of a man with none of the physical or mental ability to take advantage of it.

>>37254216
>I've legitimately never had sex
How is that even possible?

>>37254216
Join the club, but first post moar!

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>>37254737
>They're mostly passive observers in life with absolutely no sense of self
But anon, that's me.

>oh man we have awful luck with the opposite sex because we're bitter and angry and lack the introspection to better ourselves in meaningful ways

you guys don't remember the REAL robots, back before you idiot virgins took over the board and spread your ronery bullshit all over

>>37254759
Congratulations, you're a woman or retarded. I doubt you actually have no sense of self unless you are actually mentally challenged.

>>37254216
>you will never have those hips

>>37254782
>he believes in free will
nice meme m'lad

I have never had intercourse, but I have slept with women and eaten pussy.

>>37254216
>I ironically voted for le Drumpf
I don't even have to add flavor text to make this an original comment xddddd

>>37254782
>inb4 le gentlememe

>>37254216
I can believe, but how old are you ?

>>37254741
He must have no genitalia.