>tfw beta orbiter won't stop texting me all day like,

Those women aren't attractive

>>37252788
I-I'll be your orbiter
I'm kinda shy so I won't text you as much

Oh I haven't introduced myself, I'm anon. What's your name?

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>>37252788

That picture always makes me angry. A bunch of stuck up 35+ year old roasties dressed like 16 year olds and acting like they're hot shit.

>>37252846
>that been-fucked too many times dead creepy stare

>>37252846
The pic you posted makes me way angrier.

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>>37252846
>I NEED LOVE
translation: i need someone to give me a place to stay that'll let me borrow their car and also be my ATM whenever i want to get drunk or high

GOD i HATE my DADDY TELLING me WHAT to DO, FUUCK

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>>37252846
>that "pretend im better than you expression"as a last resort
these bitches are so ugly and saggy holy kek
look at the one with the disgusted expression on her face
>that weak ass gym body because at 35 she has le ebin new years resolution to get "in shape"
>that racial mixing gone wrong ethnicity shes got going on
>that bra she bought desperately trying to make something happen with those 2 pathetic mosquito bites
if i ever get 1 wish granted to me ill choose self-awareness for women
the amount of female suicides in under 24 hrs will be unreal

>>37252846
>asks for"real love" after being a roasted of 60 guys
>says she doesn't want to fuck but calls herself a goddess and a "deadly seductress when needed"
another stacy needing a chad to carry them through life again... nothing to see here

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>>37252846
>I NEED LOVE MOTHERFUCKERS
>As a goddess, I am very romantic, but can be a deadly seductress when needed.
>I carry myself highly. I don't fuck around

This is proof that women have life on easy-mode. If a guy said any of that, he'd be called a sperg. But when a woman does it, it's considered acceptable.

This is why women are socially unaware, yet socially powerful. A woman is socially powerful because she is a woman, and because she is a woman she has never needed to learn proper etiquette.

I'm a shut-in NEET and even I can see her faux pas.

I wish I were a woman. I could be as socially retarded as I want and still succeed in life.

>>37253525
>>I NEED LOVE MOTHERFUCKERS
>>As a god, I am very romantic, but can be a deadly seducer when needed.
>>I carry myself highly. I don't fuck around

true any guy that wrote that shit would be considered a complete retard

>>37252846
Woah...I live in Morris County. Too bad i'm too ugly to match on tinder.

>>37252788
i know some of you faggots have actually been the beta orbiter at some point in your life.

whats the cringiest shit you've ever texted a girl?

>girl i used to work with years ago
>find her on FB and use messenger
>make up elaborate backstory about my favorite color
>ask her her favorite color
>she responds and i sperg out instantaneously sending multiple paragraphs about my favorite color because i thought if i responded fast she would think i was smart
>still cringe to this day

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>>37253988
>be me
>Homeschooled, moved around growing up
>Didn't know how to socialize
>on too high a prescription of SSRIs
>full psychotic depression and body dysmorphic disorder
>Desperately wanted friends/girlfriend
>facebook messaged people at college that I barely knew with things that I like about their personalities and complimented them
>did this mostly to girls because I thought they may be as miserable as me + wanted gf
>eventually, extremely manic from my meds
>asked out the hottest girl my junior year of college by knocking on her door and asking her out in front of her girlfriends
>said she'd let me know
>hid from her for 2 weeks

(plus a lot of other beta stuff)
I would copy paste quotes from those messages, but I deleted my old facebook because I cringed so hard.