>rich uncle NEET wins lottery >recently died >will is

>>37251162
Well, don't blow your money anon. Just keep living the sweet neet life in a low cost of living area. That angers the normies more than anything.

>>37251162
why did your uncle specifically give you more than your family?

>>37251162
Post some form of proof this sounds to good to be true, also what do you plan on doing with the money?

>>37251210
Because he understands as a neet himself

>>37251162
Your family is probably going to try to kill you

>>37251162

If this is real just make some diversified investments, plan a modest budget, and rest comfee for the rest of your life with the occasional vacation. You can learn anything and do pretty much anything you want now with no terror of falling behind.

>>37251210
Well, let's just say I let him access parts of my body I never let anyone else even look at ;-)

>>37251162
Since you're now set for life can you send me ten bucks. Need to get something before the deal ends

>>37251242
Don't listen to this anon.
Make your parents become poor af. Then tell your dad you're gonna give him a million bucks if he lets you fuck your own mother in front of him.
Once you're done (cum inside her), tell them you're gonna get the money you keep in your safe.
When you come back, piss on your mom and film it for the lol, without giving them a single cent.

>>37251239
This, they're clearly worthless traitorous pieces of shit who care more about shekels than the wishes of their own blood

I hope you're not larping, OP

Nice copy pasta not even an oldfag but how does no one remember thjs

>>37251162
>put 10% of it into ethereum
>buy comfy house in comfy area with no mortgage
>buy pc
>buy nice food every day but don't get fat
If you aren't a degenerate and don't spend your money on stupid nigger shit like sport cars and $10k shoes you should live an extremely comfy life forever.

>>37251162
ive seen this greentext like 20 times already, its getting quite old