Canadian fembots, why haven't you let your dog fuck you

>>37250923
>Canadian fembots, why haven't you let your dog fuck you yet? It's legal
STOP WITH THE FUCKING FEMBOT MEME
STOP GIVING WOMEN ATTENTION CONSTANTLY YOU DUMBFUCK BETA

Canadian robots why haven't you fucked your dog yet? [Spoiler]its legal[/spoiler]

>>37250953
ok alpha chad

>>37250956
>why haven't you fucked your dog yet
You can't tell if your dog wants to be fucked so it's wrong. If your dog wants to fuck you it will do it on its own.

>>37250923
Only oral is legal my dude

>>37251273
Nah it's always wrong to cross the species boundary
Consent is a meme, and has no bearing on right or wrong.

>>37251295
Consent is the only thing of relevance. Subjective morals of third parties have no meaning.

Canadian fembots, why haven't you had sex with me yet?

>>37250923
>male dog on human female = cool and good
>human male on female dog = ANGERY

reminder that liberal governments seek to destroy the western man with shit like this, where literal dogs are competition now. gotta let roasties have every possible option, but limit men's options to create artificial scarcity and a culture that lets women have the easiest lives ever.

Wait since when is that legal?
Not that I'm Canadian or want to get dicked by a dog

>>37251502
Human males can get fucked by dogs too. They have the same amount of options.

>>37251389
Morals are objective and consent is a myth
:^)

>>37251596
And their "gspot" is arguably easier to find.

>>37250923
Dear Canadians.
I hate the people and the government...nice beautiful country other wise.
Any way I cried a little today in a long time.
All my friends are dead.

>>37251546
But are you a femanon? A female?

>>37251273
>doggo
>want some tight pooch vaggo
>fuggy uggy owner is naked
>weird can't leave room
>woof woof woof
>why's this bitch pushing me on her
>ohno.jpg
>erect
>fuck fuggy uggy
>no longer know my doggo self

>>37251645
Yeah. But y'know, not a dog fucking one

>>37251682
>not a dog fucking one
That's good
Are you a vidya playing one?

>>37251696
Yeah, a bit. Mostly Rising Storm Vietnam right now and a bit of WoW (on a TBC server, not retail)

>>37251622
Nice bait. Here's your (you)

>>37251624
It is. Men are easy to please if you they expand their horizons.

>>37251664
If the dog is forced then it's wrong.

>>37251596
So my only option is go against my natural sexuality and be gay or worship women to attempt to git sum. And this is not attempts to subjugate and feminize men, how again?

>>37251712
Damn I really wish I could get Rising Storm and Steel Division Normandy
do you have steam?

>>37251725
>Nice bait. Here's your (you)
Not bait, just facts
kys dogfuckers

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Penetration of all kinds is still illegal. The ruling only allows for oral sex.
t. Canadian

Getting rimmed and knotted is the best thing ever

>>37251725
>Men are easy to please if they expand their horizons
I mean, even if not, right? It's just rubbing the dick, if in doubt.

>>37251786
Isn't dog tongue rough though?

i stick my dick in my dogs vagina everyday

>>37251502
Ur a fag if you actually care. Nobody wants doggo vagg. Let the twisted women have disgusting dog sex that's not fucking natural or humane.

>>37251811
>Isn't dog tongue rough though?
Not even slightly, you're thinking of cats. Dog tongues feel pretty smooth

>>37251822
well what does it feel like

asking for a friend

>>37251823
>I've been brainwashed into believing that sexual desires and advances of men are toxic and to be shamed, but the same of women is to be encouraged and expressed freely.

t. (You)

>>37251832
Oh right, my bad. I figured dogs and cats would have similar tongues.

Also I mean, whoever wants to fuck his dog probably hasn't waited for it to be legalized, it's not like the dog could rat you out.

>>37251883
Yeah it's stupidly hard to get caught unless you're fucking the family dog or hopping fences like a retard, both of which are morally questionable for their own reasons

>>37251877
bretty good. i cant compare it to a human vagina but its probably somewhat close in feeling.

>>37251921
does doggoy ever fight back?

have u ever let a dog fuck ur manhole

>>37251748
Expand your sexuality, worship women or put in the work to become a rich chad and make women worship you. Do what you want.

>people discussing about fucking dogs
If you killed yourselves, the world would be a better place.

>>37251913
Lel. Now I'm imagining some girl running from house to house looking got dogs.

>>37251965
Not fucking dogs, getting fucked by dogs. Try to keep up.

>>37251751
anon, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Why do you choose to act the way you do?

you realize that women are the way they are today because pieces of literal garbage like you would cut off their arm if a walking vagina asked you to?

YOU build up the pussy pass to be what it is today, don't you realize that? Why do you act like this?

stop enabling women, literally all you know about her is that she is a girl and she plays some games, that's all, why do you feel the need to do this contact fagging /soc/ shit in a dog fucking thread? You think you are gonna find your future wife in a thread about fucking dogs?

Your post pissed me off more than it should have but I really wish you don't do that again

>>37251950
Or I could become chad, get rich, and fuck female dogs anyways while I throw roasties to the wayside. Fuck bullshit anti-men laws like this.

>>37251946
no and no.
oragamnio

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>>37251965
who gives a shit god isnt real and were all gonna die
leave thread normalfag

>>37251946
I have, I'm a pro
Dogs have a bone in their dong so it really hurts when they're jabbing your butt trying to find the entrance. But once it's in it's great. Knot hurts a lot but also feels like heaven at the same time. Very intimate

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I hate that I find the OP image hot

how do I stop myself

>>37252020
>>37252020
God objectively exists
This is a Christian board

why is it ok for women to get fucked by dogs but not dogs to get fucked by men

>>37251181
You don't have to be chad to not be retarded

>>37252078
>why is it ok for women to get fucked by dogs but not dogs to get fucked by men
Because dogs are often smaller then people and we can hurt them

Also fucking is an active act, if a dog chooses to fuck your ass it obviously consented to doing so, but if it's just laying back while you use its body like an onahole you can't really say it consented

>>37252078
Harder to justify "consent" and willing participation when the dog is the one getting dick. In the opposite scenario the dog clearly wants it because he's doing the dicking

I don't want to take advantage of him... He's just a dog, a big happy cuddlebug...

>>37252246
You're a good owner.
Please never do it

>>37252246
Don't listen to the degenerates
Dogs are for love, not twisted fetishists.

>>37251502
are you stupid or baiting

>>37252278
I won't. It's probably not true when they say my newfie is hung anyway

>>37252284
I'll go give him belly rubs right now

>>37252349
Be careful not to rub near his sheath too much, he might not be able to control himself

>not fucking snakes instead

>>37252401
Fuck off
>>37252349
Give him some treats

>>37252318
Completely serious. It falls into the larger frame of "the male (dog) ALWAYS consents to sex, but females are helpless and incapable of consent" reflecting on current laws too.

>>37252049
how do you get it to fuck you

>>37252401
I don't do that. I've never seen him erect either. I'll have get him neutered soon actually

>>37252445
Will do

>>37252512
Can I get a belly rub too anon?

>>37252512
get him erect

>see this thread
>remember taking knot
>want to shoot myself

Thanks

>>37252598
If you're a woman that did you should shoot yourself
And be my gf

post more bestiality please

>>37251712
>WoW (on a TBC server

pls be on wargate

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>>37252512
If you love your dog you won't get him neutered
Zeuterin or vasectomy is the way to go

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>>37252654
GET OFF MY BOARD

lollapalooza

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>>37251502
men fucking a dog is not hot tho

when you looking for bestiality porn, do you look up men on dog/horse/sow/dolphin for a good rub?

>>37252680
I'll look into it. Thank you

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degenerates out

>>37252755
I take anything dolphin because I can't find any.

Are you defending inequal laws because 'it's not hot', really? Let women fuck studs and men fuck bitches already.

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>>37252732
Here. Better?

>>37251823
The only difference between dog vag and human vag is that dogs are tighter and warmer. You get all the sex and cuddles (fluffy dogs are also much comfier) without all of the needless bs that comes with human grills. On top of it when a bitch is in heat she gets way more into it than a human girl.

>>37252800
I think that's already the case. Just saying you know, one can be visually appreciated much easier.

About actually writing and passing the legislation, could you imagine a bunch of suit-wearing, dead serious, mature people sit around the table and discuss the merit of gender equality in bestiality practices?

>>37251823
Natural /= normal. A human fucking an animal is completely natural by definition.

>>37252891
Do bitches get cummies?

I mean orgasms.

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>>37252805
>futa
>fagshit
GET
OUT

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>>37252776
All three are fine procedures, but they have their own benefits and downsides
Neutering drastically calms the dog's temperament by severely reducing testosterone production, and of course also makes them impotent. Keep in mind dogs already calm naturally as they mature, so the temperament effects may or may not be much of a benefit.
Vasectomy has very little (if any) impact on testosterone production and temperament, and pretty much only functions to make the dog impotent. Good for working dogs where the only worry you have is potential puppies.
Zeuterin is probably the best solution overall. It's non-invasive, lowers testosterone production by about half as much as neutering, and has an incredibly low rate of post-injection complications (<1%). The downside is that depending on your area it could be difficult to find a vet that's certified to perform the injection.
Thanks for considering some alternatives. Neutering is alright, but in my opinion it's quite overkill for most owners' reasons.

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>>37252915
Make me, you naughty boy.

>>37252914
They orangutangally do

>>37252931
That's what I figured about the first two, but didn't know about Zeuterin. I'll consider it

I like the pic

>>37252895
I mean they did it to ban sodomy, and then proceed to unban sodomy years later. If anything lawyers seek out strange and awkward/uncouth legal situations to challenge in court.

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>>37252942
Do they yell out "Hmmmm ahh, YEEES, I'M CLOSE DADDY, HARDER, HMMMM, CUUMMIIINN!" in doggo language when it happens?

>>37252941
this might be worse than bestiality desu

>>37253005
Probably, they start panting and whimpering really hard.

Not enough webms being posted

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>>37253009
For you.

Actually, I don't give a fuck. I got bored of vanilla shit past 14. If anything, just in term of physical setting, they should be more innovative, make the girl omni-sexual or something. Dark elvish futa centaur comes to mind.

You can mix up the two if you like, it's been done before. A decent one that I can think of right of the bat is Niku Ringo's" Nippon Shuusaku Vol.2", it's available for free, google it.

>>37253184
stop posting

gargantuan
>>37253091
Bestiality is already disgusting enough, don't post webms with no sound

>>37253258
It is subjectively disgusting to you. There is nothing wrong with having sex with a consenting animal.

>>37253306
It's completely degenerate.

How is it not disgusting? You were made to fuck humans, not a dog because you looked at too much furry porn.

>>37253358
Not him but I don't want to fuck animals, I just want to watch girls get railed by a dog

>>37253358
>you were made
Incredible how many anti-bestiality arguments are founded in creationism

>>37253358
Define degeneracy. We weren't "made" to do anything.

>>37253378
Like, unfortunately for me, girls getting railed by a dog is my fetish. But I hate it, and I can accept it's disgusting and degenerate. Denying it's both is stupid.
and not trying to fix yourself is even worse desu

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>>37253258
Anon, we only live so long on this Earth... You can always dismiss it after you tried it.

Do you like some blueberries?

>>37253386
>mentioning creationism out of no where
>his argument literally relies on "haha there's no god"
>>37253391
All humans exist to make the next generation, just like damn near every animal

>>37253393
Well, I'm sorry for your loss anon. Hope you'll come to term with your kinks one day.

>>37253393
>being this much of a self-hating cuck
>giving a shit about what you jack off to just because other people think it's disgusting
Pathetic

>>37253417
Not out of nowhere - you said humans were made to fuck humans. Made. As if there's some kind of higher power dictating what we're supposed to do.

>>37253393
I never denied it wasn't disgusting and degenerate though that is why it gets my dick so hard duh

>>37253440
>>giving a shit about what you jack off to just because other people think it's disgusting
when did other people come into play
I think it's disgusting.

Yes, newsflash, you were made by your parents, who were made by theirs, who were made by theirs, etc.

Holy fuck you retards need to neck yourself. its not legal only foreplay is legal. no penetration.

>>37253417
>All humans exist to make the next generation

and yet we have the choice and a single person can outdo the accomplishment of a whole bloodline, this is how different we are from animals

>>37253474
>outdo
yes, you can ruin millions of years of evolution because you look at too much furry porn on the internet.
Good job.

>>37253467
No one is gonna come barging into your door for penetration tho, unless you call the gestapo.

>>37253507
You keep projecting with the furry porn when the main reason for zoophilia is having sex and emotional attachment without all of the bullshit of human women.

I also never asked to be born, I don't care what led up to me. Now that I'm here I'll have as much fun with my life as possible, having kids would severely hinder that.

>>37253548
That reason you have is nonsense /r9k/ came up with.
Like with most the other bullshit /r9k/ comes up

>>37253511
nah just say "They criticized Islam" they will be out in a week.

>>37253585
>zoophilia has only existed since /r9k/
Some people just find certain animals hot too, as long as they aren't getting hurt in the process there's literally nothing wrong with fucking one aside from "fucking degenerate, you need to have 6 million white babbies and enslave yourself to your wife ree etc".

>>37253507

You cannot ruin evolution, you can't do anything with it, the best you can do is proliferating GMOs, and be honest with yourself, no one here's gonna be splitting chromosomes.

By that I mean, a whole bloodline could be breeding like rabbits without ever deviating from the most basic of their biological programming but everyone inevitably ends up vanishing in time, and then one day, one smart guy comes along, do some math, write up some ideas, or put some knots and bolts together, and end up contributing to the human civilization, more so than hundreds of bloodlines combined and won't be forgotten anytime soon even without leaving progenitor.

We have much more options open to us than breeding like rabbits.

>>37253599
Well, pretty sure you could still fuck goats.

>>37253641
>>zoophilia has only existed since /r9k/
literally where did I say this
>>37253651
He's a genetic deadend.

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>>37253417
>humans exist to make the next generation
If you're trying to say that the sole purpose of human existence is sexual reproduction, then your worldview probably has the depth of a wading pool. Life is infinitely broader than that, and because our consciousness and ability to abstract is so much more complex than any other animal, the (many) reasons for existence have become more and more subjective on a micro scale. On a macro level, most theories on the general purpose of human life boil down to one thing: happiness. Creative expression can make us happy. Adrenaline can make us happy. Social recognition can make us happy. Reproduction can also make us happy - that's why most people say childrearing is fulfilling.

And of course fucking dogs can also make us happy. It's all about subjective purpose. Read a book nigger

>>37253585
You still have yet to prove why having sex with a consenting animal is objectively a bad thing. "Degeneracy" and reproduction aren't reasons.

>>37250923
I thought canada was big on social justice, how did rape get legalised? Or did they find out how to communicate with animals?

>>37253666
Yea I hate this country planning on moving to the states in a year what state will leave me alone with my guns knives booze and confederate flag blanket? Ihave a fuck tons of money due to land and a business that I get free shit from

>>37253677
>If you're trying to say that the sole purpose of human existence is sexual reproduction
It is. We've added other shit onto it, because we're way smarter and all that, but since the start, we were to make more humans.
>>37253678
>the main reasons don't count, now prove it

>>37253688
>he can't communicate with animals
kek
I'm gonna gossip the shit out of this with all my woodland friends

>>37253688
If an animal doesn't want sex it's perfectly capable of letting you know. Male dogs will fuck anything, female dogs will show clear uncomfortable body language, growl, try to bite you etc if they don't want it. When they're in heat they don't care what fucks them as long as they get fucked.

>>37253713
Those aren't reasons. Degeneracy is completely subjective and can't possibly be used as a reason. Fucking an animal doesn't somehow prevent you from having babies, and is therefore not a reason either. The very concept that the purpose of existence is to reproduce is also subjective.

>>37253673
That's irrelevant really, and I don't need to mention where we are.

That was to say a human could define his own purpose, and procreation is an optional part of it. Evolution doesn't give a fuck in the grand scheme of the things.

>>37253738
I rape like to doe they have such a nice wet pussy deer are so god damn lucky.

>>37253688
I mean butchering and eating are fine already, and abuses aren't even enforced against much anyway.

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>>37253763
>The very concept that the purpose of existence is to reproduce is also subjective
Ya, you have no idea what you're talking about.
>>37253764
Evolution or not, everything exists to make the next generation, because it's all a big old game of survival of the fittest. Everyone is made with the natural desire to have children. If you do not have that desire, or decide you want to fuck something else, you're going against nature.

>>37253808
Explain why I'm wrong. You haven't given any legitimate reasons so far aside from calling us furfags and muh degeneracy. How many kids have you had? You're just as much of a degenerate and genetic failure as zoophiles by your own logic.

>>37253808
>made
I don't think you understand the meaning of this word. Unless you're some retarded christcuck which I'm guessing you are.

>>37253808
You don't need to have the desire to have children.

Just cum in a sperm bank or rub your sperm into some pro-life bitch's cunt and you've done your share if you want it that bad.

>>37253713
>It is. We've added other shit onto it, because we're way smarter and all that
There can't be a "sole reason" with other reasons added onto it. That's what "sole" means; one thing only. Could you rewrite your post to make sense? Cause I can't tell if you're intentionally agreeing with me or just really stupid.
In any case, you should think about what you're saying for even half a second. If reproduction is the ONLY purpose of human life, can you explain why we are able to choose not to reproduce and still feel fulfilled with our lives? Does that not mean there must be other, equally as important subjective reasons for living?

>>37253861
Like I said earlier. You were made by your parents, who were made by theirs, etc.
>>37253846
I am, right now, since I haven't had any. And I can accept that and not try and deny it while jerking off to animals.
Degeneracy is a legitimate reason.

>>37253901
A subjective reason cannot be a legitimate reason.

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Does anyone feel bad when thinking about the robots who have an hero'd over the years? Especially the ones who didn't live long enough to see the first meme president.

>>37253901
Again, you'll need to define degeneracy for me. What are you basing these morals off of?

>>37253958
No, I feel happy for them. They don't have to put up with any of the bs anymore.

>>37253808
>Ya, you have no idea what you're talking about.
Elaborate then, because right now you're directly opposing the fruits of thousand of years of philosophy and anthropology and offering absolutely no reasoning to support yourself.
I mean hell, even two and a half entire MILLENIA ago western society was pretty much in agreement that reproduction was absolutely NOT the main purpose of human existence. You're literally dumber than Greek peasants from 300 BCE

>>37253886
The anon is thick af.

Alan Turing didn't leave a child, and guess what, y'all fuckers wouldn't be posting here atm if not for him. People will still praise the computer god when you are all long forgotten.

>Raise animals to be killed for food = good
>Fuck or be fucked be an animal = bad

Hmm...

>>37254048
>Cut off your dog's balls objectively without his consent = Perfectly OK
>Give your dog electric shocks at your whim via shock-collar = Perfectly OK
>Allow your dog to mount you by his own free will = ANIMAL ABUSE
How the fuck consent is even still brought up as a legit argument is beyond me

I don't have a dog or know anyone that does

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>>37254120
to add to it

>>37254120
but anon, sex is sacred and sex is great

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I can't read this and knot get a raging hard on

>>37254204
I never agree with caging livestock because I'm pretty sure that stress fucks up their meat and makes it less tender.

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>>37254467
I thought this was going to be my life but I had to go and ruin those plans with a relationship
He told me he doesn't want to get cucked by a dog

feels good being able to talk to animals. none of this "they cant consent" autism

>>37254467
>/v/
>grill

ayy

>>37254533
it isn't cucking if you guys are sharing

Actually, aren't dogs big on establishing dominance? How will letting a dog fuck your gf affect the relationship between you and your dog? Will you need to piss on your gf to let the doggo knows who's the boss after ever time?

>>37254643
You need to hump the dog. Better yet fuck him up the butt, huskies especially like anal.

>>37250923
Canada legalized getting your dick sucked by a dog

Canada legalized sucking dog dick

Turn on the gas already

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>>37254733
>Canada legalized sucking dog dick

Is it even possible for a dog to suck dick?

>>37254747
yes, if you cover your wiener in peanut butter

>>37254643
He'd probably be down to share, he's a pretty big furfag and has expressed curiousity before

As for dominance, you just gotta train them properly. We had a dog when I was younger that used to fuck me pretty much every night, but he still knew I was dominant because of years of training. The only problem it caused was him putting his paws on my hand a lot, which is actually a subtle (and pretty cute) attempt at displaying dominance. But even taking that into account, he was always really obedient and never caused issues. It depends on breed too (he was a black lab x pitbull cross).

>>37254733
They didint legalize it just has never been a law in the first place.

>>37250923
Just because something is legal doesn't mean you have to do it, booze is legal, that doesn't mean you have to drink, cigarettes are legal, doesn't mean you have to smoke, gambling is legal, doesn't mean you have to gamble

There are many unhealthy / unwise things that are legal, to have the individual freedom to make mistakes is what true freedom is about, government shouldn't coddle it's citizens, it is unhealthy in the long run and leads to slippery slope situations

>>37254768
A waste of good peanut butter tbdesu
A lot of dogs will lick you just cause they want to, no treat necessary. I think it's the musk or saltiness. Having to fight off dogs trying to slurp your crotch after getting out of the shower is a relatively common (and embarrassing I guess) occurence among normie dog owners. That's actually the exact event that led me to build up the nerve to try experimenting. It felt really good.

>>37254467
Someone post more stories like this
preferably with more of the actual sex

>>37254733
ah the wonder of american puritanism

would you prefer to see removed and combusting dog balls, or hear the whimpers from the shock collar?

>>37254856
Fucking a dog (properly) isn't harmful in any way.

>>37254959
From a social point of view it's unwise though, I think that's his point

>>37254781
>We had a dog when I was younger that used to fuck me pretty much every night

well, I never lived such a colorful and exciting experience, I doubt that I'd have the stealth to do it without triggering family intervention too

glad to know, thanks for sharing, I can rest easy if I ever meet a dog fucking chick

>>37254959
I still don't see myself having sexual intercourse with an animal, they aren't self sentient enough to be considered viable for sexy time

>>37254985
^ This, it is social suicide to lay with animals, also it is pretty nasty and unsanitary

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>>37254467
Someone, OC or not, post some more.

>>37250953
I browse this board so much less because of this. Good for you for trying to get this shit out of here but this is essentially /soc/ now and /role-playing/ with all of these (fembot) threads. I'd say to keep I up but I don't see the point. This board is like a worse /b/ 8 years ago.

>>37255057
Im a bit of a new fag to /r9k/ im finding the fembot threads annoying simply due to lack of tits.

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>>37255005
>I doubt that I'd have the stealth to do it without triggering family intervention too
That's the most exciting part. Honestly I miss the days of having to be stealthy and sneaky about it. But it's also relieving to not have to worry about destroying my family relationships and going to jail. You take the good with the bad I guess.

>>37255034
>they aren't self sentient enough
Are you legitimately retarded? You also don't run the risk of getting STIs from them. It's no less sanitary than getting human vag juice everywhere.

>>37255034
>>37254985
solution: don't tell people you fuck animals

>>37255130
In Canada you will get a parade for it.

>>37255087
I mean you can still go out of your way and take your dog to visit your immediate relatives, right?

>>37255103
Animals actually can transmit STIs, but only if they've already been with a human that carries the STI
Otherwise, there's still a few very rare diseases that humans can contract, but we're talking VERY rare.

>>37255211
No you will not lol

Do you also think we gulping down maple syrup and ramming into moose while playing hockey all the while holding hands, extolling the rule of great liberalism god Trudeau, and apologizing to the aforementioned moose?

>>37255323
I do that all the time im a leaf friendo. I man tried to put a fire hydrant up his ass during gay pride parade. its only a matter of time

>>37255344
Did it make him less flamboyant?

>>37255412
idk but there was blood all over the ground just google it.

>>37255473
That story is fake you retarded faggot

>>37255513
Is it? god damn it.

>>37255473
Damn, was it in Canada?

Looked up "gay parade fire hydrant", this showed up: http://www.snopes.com/pride-parade-fire-hydrant/

Apparently the picture was some protest fight and doesn't back the story. I doubt anyone would try fitting a fire-hydrant up their ass too.

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this makes my head spin every time i look at it

>>37255590
Yea seems to fake what a shame.

so you really wanna know what causes the massive rush hours from other cities to vancouver EVERY MORNING??

men and people have been having sex with farm animals

okay so its like this

vancouver women get massive yeast infections from their cum crusted yoga pants from getting impregnated daily and ugg boots addictions

its an epidemic of birdemic proportions people!

when the ladies come home the numale boyfriend is stoned out of his mind
off dabs
cow in drag
pants around his ankles
women vomits all over the floor
as the stench of cannabis , manure, and craft beers fill the air of the very expensive apartment

the women is disturbed that the cow is dressed just like her

and how her boyfriend got it up ten floors of the condo with no one noticing it.

>>37255611
post more stories

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>>37255645
Couldn't have put it better myself, we are organizing a protest against these indecent and irresponsible acts with our local hockey club team members at the elementary school next to the city hall.

>>37255897
>Hockey team
I love being a Canadian sometimes but yea im rooting for you!

>>37256072
Thank you my Canadian fellow anon.

>>37256100
may I ask what province?

>>37255897
yeah boiiiii lol

>>37256261
Quebec.

>>37256402
Yes!

Where are the greentexts
caps or oc

>>37251502
>not socially acceptable for me to force my dick inside an animal
>reminder that liberal governments seek to destroy the western man with shit like this

wow there friend

>>37251295
Right or wrong is a meme

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What's wrong with loving dogs?

>>37252511
lots of peanutbutter

>>37251502
Is it still illegal for a man to fuck a dog there?

>>37257020
he's only barely memeing

the truth is that women are the reproductive bottleneck, so when they're sexually licentious it means they're available, which is rare and desirable
whereas "cock is plentiful" or whatever, so when men are sexually licentious it suggests they're desperate and have poor impulse control, which is scary and gross/threatening

but yeah, "wow just wow" or whatever

>>37252511
bend over
no joke dogs will fuck anything

>>37253677
Getting on tha big elderling dick

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I wonder how common it is for girls to touch their dogs dick or balls or to try let them lick their vag out of curiosity

>>37252078

It isn't okay at all dude. I mean, it isn't as unthinkably horrible as literally raping a dog but if you're a woman and you say you like getting fucked by dogs you'll probably be considered a weirdo of the highest order and all you'll be is the woman who fucks dogs.

You lied to me anons.
Getting dicked is still illegal, just getting licked is okay.

>>37251748
>sure I want to fuck dogs
>but I don't want to be gay with them, what kind of freak do you think I am

>>37252800
W-what have you got?

>>37260211
much more common than you'd think
same with horses

>>37256626
I assume your vooting for mad max than? hows the support for him over there? here in Ontario nobody openely discusses politics