My neighbor said that in 6 years, if I don't have a wife,

>>37250779
You better move house

congrats on your engagement

My lesbian friend kind of did the same thing.

>>37250779
Are you cute? I'll marry you on the spot.

>>37250779
trying to encourage you to go out and try things
because if they don't work out in the end, she's still there
it's all an elaborate ruse to turn you unto a normie
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>>37250779
That depends. How old is she, and how old are you-creep?

>>37250998
I'm not gay, you faggot.

>homoriginal

>>37250779

not as creepy as honestly considering it

>>37251090
6 years is a long time and I'd be an old hermit by then.

Plus, she's too good for me.

>>37250990
I'm a lesbian and my gay male friend and I have an agreement to get married if we're both still single at 30. No one wants to die alone.

>>37251225
But humans are capable of living until 120. I'd say change that age to 40, unless you want to have kids.

>>37250998
If op doesn't take you up on your offer, I will, m'lady.

>tfw no 14 year old gf

Goddamit,she was ugly.

>Also,answerin your question:

MOVE FUCKIN OUT!SHE CAN BE A FUCKIN PSYCHOPATH YOU PIECE OF SHIT!FUCKIN MOVE OUT!

>>37252638
>move out! that barely pubescent psychopath might hurt you!

>>37251225
>two total losers who don't even want to fuck one another

sounds like a solid marriage

>>37252638
>Goddamit,she was ugly.
You must be neu-male gay.

>>37250990
>tfw no lesbian platonic life partner
>tfw no girl who likes girls to talk about girls with
>tfw ywn fistbump your dykey wife while you spitroast the shit out of a bi girl
>tfw ywn have platonic friendsex with your lesbo wife just to get each other off
>tfw ywn do so while you both watch porn of girls
>tfw ywn get two wives, one bi and one your lesbo buddy, and live in a happy 3-way relationship
>tfw ywn get to watch them make out and fuck
>tfw ywn go trolling for sluts with your lesbo wife
>tfw ywn confuse the shit out of your family and friends again

I think my highschool relationship gave me a fetish and ruined me.

Better get that in writing before she wises up.

>>37250779
>in 6 years if you still have any money, I'll take it

>>37252907
A contract, if you will?

>>37251061
great, me nether :)
we're like made for each other

That reminds me a lot of the girl who I used to live next door to. She would always tell me when we're grown ups she would marry me. She's still always ecstatic to see me when I come home for the holidays. She's adorable even now at 18.

>>37250779
How old is she? Is she hot?