>Stacey writes an article
>"if you're not a Chad, you need to die"
Why am I not surprised
http://thoughtcatalog.com/nicole-mullen/2014/07/guys-without-abs-should-basically-kill-themselves/
Nicole Mullen is Nick Mullen.
I'm pretty sure you knew that.
>>37249196
I think it's just a shitty "ironic" article. Like a badly written parody.
i agree. i absolutely should basically kill myself.
>>37249196
basically, but perhaps not literally
effectively, we robots are already dead
and thus one step ahead of this piece of poor satire
articles were a mistake
>linking an article from thotcatolog
But why
>>37249196
>write a clickbait article
>post it somewhere looking for clicks
nice try nicole
>>37249196
>not knowing who nicole / nick mullen is
Who /cumtown/ here
>>37249196
>thoughtcatalog
(((((((((((((((((((thought))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>37249229
this. Journalism was a had been a joke for a long while but nowadays it's just a mess
But you can get abs without being Chad. You can be an ugly manlet with autism and still get abs.
>>37249196
It's not like she's the first one to say that.
>>37249308
>>37249213
at first i hated stavs laugh and now i find it hypnotic
I'm already suicidal. This makes me wanna hang myself even more. Thank you Stacy Thundercunt for giving me some motivation.
>>37249357
This isn't journalism, this is someone posting on their blog. It's about as journalistic as thread on here.
>>37249196
I can't believe I've infected my brower history with this
> Chris Pratt
> used to be chubby
> now has abs
> refuses the sloots who only like him now that he's a chad
#goals
>>37249387
He's a invaluable member. Adam could go and it'd be fine. But not staveybaby
>>37250364
Adam's role as scapegoat and punching bag keeps the podcast in balance, it wouldn't be the same without him
>>37249308
cum boy here soundin off on /r9k/
>>37249196
That article's title looks like a typical "le kys XD" 4chan shitpost.
>>37249216
Remember if you disagree with this article. It's "Satire" and not meant to be taken seriously. But if you agree with it. It's not satire and meant to a serious reflection on the state of womanhood.
>>37249308
EEUUGH?
>>37250614
But it actually is "satire" written by a male comic.
>>37250677
>>37249216
>Anime
Yes this is orginal fuk u
I don't disagree with this women. In fact I think a society that strives to be morally sound should offer all beta males free, painless suicide.
We do the samething desu
"If you aren't a virgin, you should die"
>>37250704
square up bitch nigga. i'll fuckin smash you
>>37249440
Many people were upset that he got abs
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/03/24/chris-pratt-hurt-over-comments-about-his-body.html
>>37249196
I would like to befriend the absless guys with a good character. Please survive the judgement of a single dumb stacy.
#notallstacys