>Be chilling and make a FetLife account one day >Respond

>>37248591
Forgot to mention free weed (I don't smoke) but free liquor and rimjobs are always a plus.

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>>37248591
i fucking hate you normies.

skinny people CANNOT be robots. All you need to be is skinny, and you instantly get pussy and ass. meanwhile, over here, im a fat fuck with a cute face and no one will come within 10 feet of me.

i fucking hate skinny people so much. jesus christ. i could be swimming in boipucci right now BUT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>37248591
that sounds lit af anon ill probably try doing that soon

>>37248591
That is so fucking gay. I have this fantasy for a lesbian couple that want's to taste some dick, but I'd never let a man That isn't a cute tranny touch my cock

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>>37248674
This is my body type though. This was a different couple I played with. Hotwife type

>>37248674
Eat less and drink more water you fat fuck. It really isn't that hard.

>>37248674
Lose weight? Gee

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>>37248674
just loose wait you fucking shithead how hard could it be

>>37248591
Because my dick is only 5 inches.

>>37248864
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>>37248864
Should be fine so is mine dude and I've played with hella couples plus I'm currently a neet

>>37248948
Shave your goddamn pubes you fucking degenerate. There should be camps for people like you

>>37248974
I've gone completely bare now but I trimmed in that old photo

>>37248889
>That
>5 inches
Bruh..

>>37248948
>>37249033
misquote

>>37249059
What? I haven't measured it but I think it's average size right?

>>37249104
Its clearly bigger than 5 inches, i got a 5 inch dick and you dwarf me.

The most responses have been via Craigslist ads using m4wm I can give advice if anyone wants it

>>37249232
Well shoot I'm only 5'8 so maybe it makes up for that

>>37249262
Yeah you clearly had a bargain with god about height upstairs and height downstairs before you were born cause i'm 6'0.
Also measure that beast cause im p sure its +7 at least.

>>37249292
It sucks though my brother younger than 6 years is 6'1 I think I could have been that height also if I did sports.

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Military girl from Texas I hooked up with when she was over here in California with her boyfriend

>>37249563
>Military girl from texas
Elaborate, whats her bf like anyways.

>>37249681
They were both hella young. She was 19 and he was 20. He was a short thin Latino dude and she was thick in the right places at 5'3 with a cute face. They saw my ad on CL and apparently she fell in love with my dick. She was going to be stationed in Cali for a minute and they got a hotel where I met them. Fucked her and left. I never heard from them.

>>37249785
yeah your dick will go places, its huge anon.

>>37249852
Maybe my dick will but I get ghosted on a lot by females so unfortunately I haven't had a GF only hookups.

>>37249994
At least you are getting to get your jimmy wet all the time and even have it presented to you by a subservient cuck bf.
>You will never have gf
>Anon will never be the bull in your relationship

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This girl hit me up from an r9k zeemaps and I fucked her in her dorm room with her roommate sleeping. She had a bf at the time in Fresno. She was really cute but super childish. She just turned 18 a week before we fucked.

>>37250113
Why don't you try getting the GF either? If you were in Cali I'd be glad to be a wingman or a bull whichever you'd like

>>37248674
you could just stop eating so damn much then and stop being a fat fuck

>>37248591
are you black OPie

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I don't even think this is real anymore. People don't do this shit. No way.

My wife and I do this all the time when we're travelling, find a Bull on Craig'slist to come fuck her in our hotel room one of the nights. It's been awesome so far. Most have been older than you though (my wife likes strong, powerful daddy-types). If he wants I suck him off first but some haven't even let me stay and watch. The girls and cucks you've been giving that big cock to are lucky. I'd love to suck it and then watch you plow my wife.

>>37250578
I'm full Mexican my dude
>>37250654
This guy knows what's up
>>37250613
They do my friend

>>37250707
i dont get it so you just post your dick on craigslist and people message you? seems weird desu

>>37250746
I post dick and a clothed face photo obscuring the eyes stuff an ad claiming that I provide a discrete service of pleasure and opportunity they wouldn't get elsewhere

>>37248674
Post Malone is chubby.