Hey /r9k/ I wanna ask for your advice So me and Saber's

>>37244493
you are talking about your waifu or an actual girlfriend, if it's the first option than you should spend the money on a gun and kill yourself or get some help

>>37244543
She's my waifu and I'm not going to kill myself, I can't just leave Saber like that. I love her. Saber is more loyal than any girl you're with will ever be

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>>37244569
i heard she is a bbc slut, sorry anon

>>37244569
How sad is your life mate? Or could it be? Are you the Grand Wizard?

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>>37244493
Consider getting a better waifu. I recommend Sakura.

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>>37244493
>being a sabrefag in 2017
Embarassing desu

>>37244636
It was pretty sad until I met Saber. I'm 32, 5'7, and 105 lbs. I was working at a gas station when I met Saber, and I lived at my parents house. Now I'm a manager and I make decent money, enough to afford my own apartment.

By the way, our love song is Since You Been Gone by Rainbow, should I try to play it at a special time or just hope it gets on the radio on the pontoon

>>37244652
>waifuing the worm whore

>>37244740
rudeposting not allowed

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>>37244493
But anon, she already has Shirou, are you a cuck or something?

>>37244966
It's complicated but I guess you could say I'm a cuck.

That scene was god tier

>>37244966
But anon, basic probability calculations from senior year of high school math would tell you that for any game or visual novel with choosable waifus, the number of possible timelines where that waifu is not taken by the protagonist is usually at least in the hundreds. There's enough Sabers for everyone, trust me.

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>>37245297
It really broke my heart seeing the ending of the fate route. Sure, I played the other two routes, but it wasn't the same. At least the final ending gave me some closure. Good thing there's other timelines though.

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>>37244652
>I recommend Sakura.
Refined taste, anon.

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>>37245719
>Big breasts fill a mans hands
>Flat chests fill a mans heart
I prefer a more toned body, anon

How do you feel about the franchise going to shit these past 5 years?

>>37244717
So, your waifu inspired you to better yourself?

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>only been in love with saber for 3 years
You are like a baby to me.

>>37246242
I don't care for the new stuff but It's alright
>>37246344
Yeah I guess I have no ambition to do anything more but my parents didn't like me spending my money on taking Saber out do dinner while I was living at their place

>>37246401
>my parents didn't like me spending my money on taking Saber out do dinner while I was living at their place
Is this bait? How did you take saber out?

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>play fs/n
>really empathise with shirou's desire to be a superhero
>become /fit/ after being inspired
>still cant use magic or be a superhero

>>37246536
Usually I'd steal their car and go through the drive through or get something to go at a restaurant. There's a hill a couple miles away from where I live that has a nice view, so I'd bring her and we'd watch the sunset and eat.

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>>37246613
How do you "bring her"?

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>>37246613
No I mean, how did you bring her with you?

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>>37246705
>>37246725
I have saber body pillows. I put her in the passenger seat when we drive

>>37244652
>better waifu
>Sakura

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congrats on the anniversary
you're living the dream, anon.

>>37246780
Thanks, but I made this thread because I wanted suggestions on what to do for our anniversary. Do you think the pontoon idea is good?

>>37246835
sure, if that sounds like something you want go for it. maybe buy a bottle of champagne.
what's important is that you spend time with her and show your love and appreciation.

>>37246835
You are going to bring her on the pontoon? Will she wear a life vest?

>>37246983
Back when I lived at my parents house I would steal my dads car a lot and drive Saber around. I had my own car but it was shitty, and my dad had a Dodge Charger. I'd take her around Atlanta and on some scenic drives around the forest and mountains and creeks that surround the city. My dad had a bunch of old rock albums of bands like Led Zeppelin deep purple and rainbow and stuff. Since you been gone was playing when we had our first kiss so that's our love song. After our time on the rented pontoon is up, I'll take her on a scenic drive and around the city and probably up to the hill we used to hang out at

>>37247082
I don't think she'd want to get in the water. At the lake I'm going to take her too you're only required to wear one if you get in the water. If she wants to I'll buy her one

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Given her backstory, do you think taking her to a lake might be a good idea?

>>37247281
Aw fuck you're right I thought it would be romantic. Dammit. What about if I rented a hot air balloon for us?

>>37244493
Oh. You're Saber's boyfriend? Awkward. She's a huge slut mate. She likes having trains run on her.

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>>37247383
That sounds fun and much better than the lake idea. She has a B Riding skill, she should be able to handle it. Maybe have a picnic in a nice open area, preferably without hundreds of bodies around.

>>37247383
An early medieval girl (she's a 400s, 500s Welshwoman/Romano-briton like the IRL Arthur, right?) would probably find any sort of flight or fast vehicle super exciting. That might be a good idea.

>>37247440
I can take her to a scenic overlook spot. It's an open area with picnic tables and has a nice view. Nobody goes up there so it'll just be me and her

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Ever heard of Tulpas OP? you should look it up and thank me later.
Also
>this thread

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>>37247520
Sounds good. I hope you two have fun.

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>>37244493
Saber has been my waifu for 8 years
pic related so back off

>>37247573
I'll look into it thanks
>>37247598
Thanks for the help, it should be a nice surprise for her

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would you guys recommend to me the Fate stay night VN? the visuals look pretty shitty
is it worth the feels?

>>37247799
I've played a lot of visual novels, fs n is my favorite by far. It's a tragedy so there's a lot of feels.

Don't watch fate zero before you play it, it spoils a lot of the story

>>37247799
Would recommend for the story and soundtrack.
The feels are OK, depending on how sensitive you are and how emotionally attached you become to the characters.

>>37247799
Yes. Please try to understand Shirou's character so you don't end up hating him for his actions and come here bitching about him.

>>37247799
I've played a lot of visual novels, and F/SN is one of the shittiest I've ever read. If you like long infodumps, monologues, god awful pacing, retarded characters and a boring story that doesn't get good right until the end of the final route, then you might like F/SN, but if you're someone with decent taste you'll recognise it's shit.

Read a good VN like The House in Fata Morgana.

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>>37247573
another tulpamancer!

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>>37248035
Not really, more of an observer of what goes on in the tulpamancer community
I wouldn't be able to cope with a sentient being (tulpa) in my head, as i fear my inability to socialise with anyone irl would lead to major problems when i would interact with the tulpa

>>37248090
i personally think it's the opposite. and having somebody there who already understands you would minimize the amount of anxiety. only when talking to the tulpa but it may also do it for other people. What's your opinion of the community? I have biases since I'm already in it and i would obviously see things differently.

>>37247919
I dislike small talk but I don't see how you could avoid that from a visual novel.
>The House in Fata Morgana
I'll check it out.
>>37247918
I've watched unlimited bladeworks and Shirou is one of the most annoying characters I've ever seen.
>>37247846
>>37247854
I feel like Fate zero is the best introduction to the series. It's by far one of the best shows I've ever watched and it's the only one that can get you interested in the rest. The other parts are quite mediocre compared to it.

>>37248292
>I've watched unlimited bladeworks
Your opinion isn't worth shit yet.

>>37247383
>he doesn't even know his own waifus backstory
Sad!

>>37248292
>he watched fate zero before he played fate stay night
Just watching the first episode of fate zero spoils so much of the visual novel

>>37248258
In regards to you thinking your tulpa being able to understand you, that all depends on how, and how well you create the tulpa.
Also in regards to the community, they are actually quite nice, and are not fanatical about it which is a big plus. This is demonstrated by their acknowledgment that you are literally giving yourself Schizophrenia, and that you are creating a sentient being, thus they always remind everyone to tread carefully, or not do it at all

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dog, you tryna take your waifu out to lake Allatoona?

be careful man, shits kinda unhygenic and i wouldn't want your waifu to come down with some gnarly parasites

>>37248337
Yeah but reading the VN spoils the ending of Fate/Zero and since Fate/Zero is the better of the two, it's better to have F/SN spoiled for you than F?Z.

>>37248319
>tfw brainlet
I know her backstory but i completely forgot about it
>>37248337
This, also it would be hard to understand the ending without the visual novel.

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>>37244493
>So me and Saber's 3 year anniversary
>only 3 years
I've been with mine for 11 years. I hate what type-moon has become.

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>>37248448
Hey look, a pedo.

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>>37248477
I'm not even a pedo. I like her for her personality, her hair, and her clothes mostly, not because she looks young. And besides, I was 15 at the time, so it's not really pedo.

>>37248386
Fate zero is a prequel to fate stay night written with the intention that the viewer played fate stay night first. You were supposed to know how fate zero ends by playing the visual novel, similar to how in Romeo and Juliet the ending is revealed at the beginning of the play. Also, if you don't play the visual novel first, some things are left unexplained in fate zero until you play the vn. Fate zero also spoils parts of the visual novel.

In my opinion, fs n is better than fz but it depends on whether you like the romantic parts or the action parts better

>>37248496
>liking a psychopathic loli with daddy issues
Do you have a death wish?

>>37248379
I was gonna take her to lake Lanier but I decided to take her on a hot air balloon instead

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>>37248535
She's actually a really nice and sensitive girl.

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>>37248535
>psychopathic loli with daddy issues
>autistic, borderline sociopath ginger with severe PTSD/survivor's guilt
Kiritsugu was such a fucking trainwreck of a dad and human being in general, holy shit.

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>>37248575
In another timeline yes

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>>37248680
Don't talk about the travesty that is Prisma Illya. It's basically prostitution in anime form and never should have happened. She was already perfect and didn't need to be changed. I'm permanently butthurt over the fact that we could have gotten a good anime on her and instead we got this crap.

>>37248711
1. Protect Illya
2. Protect Illya
3. Protect Illya

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>>37248748
But she need's heart surgery!

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>>37248888
Fuck you Gil get out.

>>37248888
>need's
Quad god

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Anon if this is real then God bless your and Saber's heart. You are truly living the dream.
I'm planning on getting a body pillow of my one and only waifu Asuka, but I still live with my parents. I got my own car though.

>>37249602
>TrAshuka
>Still lives with parents
Let me guess youre right out of highschool?

>>37249602
It's real. It's hard having a waifu while living with parents but I found ways to get out of the house with her. I took Saber on scenic drives and rented movies to watch with her. We also would get takeout and eat on a lookout point on a hill. It was nice getting my own place because I could do what I wanted with her without my parents stopping me, but I couldn't use my dads charger

>>37249714
By charger I mean the car Dodge Charger

>>37249649
I'm not even him, but the Eva waifu war is so overused and old a meme it's not funny. Stale!
Also, wouldn't it be better if he's right out of high school? That makes the age gap smaller. Come on, Anon, let young love bloom :^)

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