I don't fucking understand women for shit >finally got

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>leave my friends in my room and take her back home
>all silence through the whole ride
>we get to her house, she gets out of the car and says, "Night, I'll see you next time" and walked away
>I'm still "WTF is wrong with this bitch?" I didn't mind that shit and went back to my house to play keep playing and chilling with my homies
>I got a random text from her saying, "Thanks for hanging out with me, I guess"
>I say, "you're welcome"
>I wake up and see this [both pics related] text message

Are women mentally ill from birth or what? When things don't go their ways they act like this...

She blocked me from Normiebook and I guess she deleted my number

>>37244469
>Are women mentally ill from birth or what?
Yes. Learn from your mistakes and keep trying until you get laid

>>37244469
She needed all of your attention and wanted to just play games and smoke weed with only you and no one else, as friends, without fucking. God when will you robots ever learn to let yourselves get used and mined for resources by women?

>>37244469
you sound lke a turbo fucking normie and i hope your life is pain

>>37244435
Just don't take shit from her, dude. The great thing about being single is that as soon as a cunt starts drama, you're completely free to walk away. The girls I talk to know the minute they start shit, I'm done with them. I've gotten to the point in my life where I simply don't suffer foolishness from women.

The amazing thing is they even start to respect you more once you ignore them.

Women want to fuck but don't make it known that they want to fuck, we as men kinda have to ease into it

It's like driving a car with a manual transmission, you don't just instantly shift into 5th gear from the start, you have to work your way up from first

You don't give a fuck about her, cool, I'm sure a lot of people don't, but if you intend to fuck her (repeatedly) you need to PRETEND to give a fuck without sounding too much like a beta

Be her friend but don't be a girlfriend, just hit her up when you're bored and tell her to come chill with yu (don't ask, because it's an invitation for her to fuck with you)
Flirt, and learn how to operate, it's alright to be an autist (that's what gets you places) but don't be a turbo off the rails autist because that will fuck you up permanetly

If you want to fix the situation you are in then apologize to her for whatever (remember you don't really care, but this is to get puss)
Tell her you want to talk in person and sort shit out (don't text this, call her and say it)
Hang out (if she flakes on you then cut her off) and build up from there

Get physical with her, but don't make it obvious that you want to fuck, but for gods sake be subtle

Give it about 2 weeks and if you haven't fucked by then cut her off for good

>>37244565
>God when will you robots ever learn

he's not a robot

>smokes normie drug
>drinks socially
>has friends
>has girl over
>uses the term "homeboys"

you normals have ruined fucking everything, this place is not what it used to be

>>37244435
>>37244469
hey man ur really fucking it up by those texts
you already lost leave it

The more normies share their stories on /r9k/, the more I wonder if I'm better off being a robot forever. I could not imagine spending this much time and effort into fucking one girl. Doesn't seem worth it.

>>37244469
Oh boy, she wanted you to see her as desirable and fuckable (hence the slutty clothes) but for her to place you in the friendzone so she can keep her options open. Basically, she wants her cake and eat it. Best option to move on t b h these kind of women are just attention deprived hint break up with boyfriend hint.

>>37244469
>Are women mentally ill from birth or what?
Not all but most. I say this being a woman and realizing how stupid other women act. They asume that guys will know what they want if they act a certain way or they just assume period. Which is fucking stupid. Also women don't always know what they want. Not consciously anyways. It requires them to do some deep thinking and soul searching to figure out what they want. But obviously most women don't do that.

How would you act if your two guy friends just spent the entire time talking with each other and left you to talk to someone you didn't know, dumbass?

yea i can sympathize with her here sorry man

>>37244435
>>37244469
Get the fuck out you god damn normie for the love of god

>>37244647
what he said, you could have easily turned this into pussy, she's basically handing it to you on a platter

You dun goofed OP. Unless you are a 10/10 God with 10 points in charisma with a fat fucking wallet to boot, no woman will explicitly tell you to fuck them because that would make them look like a slut ( even if it's true). Instead they play mind games and expect you to take the initiative. Read the signs next time and just grab her by the pussy.

At least you learned how retarded women can be so it wasn't a complete waste.

Lol

almost fell for this one OP nice try though

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>>37244435
>of course I'm not trying to fucking listen to all her stupid problems because I have my own and I don't give a fuck, I just want to fuck

OP, you are a fucking jerk, I'm happy that was only a roastie and not some really good girl to whom you would have been a complete waste.

>>37244633
I'm pretty normal by robotic standards but fuck even I have to agree.

>>37244469
>you need to be a little more mature
code for "you don't have enough money to provide for me". good bullet dodging technique senpai. you done good

She's just being a bitch dude, and in fact she really likes you because she wants your attention, she's the one that needs to mature, tell her straight up you don't want to hang out unless she's sucking your dick next time and you might get lucky.

>>37244511
That's what I'm trying to do senpai

>>37244594
We're only """"friends"""" and she already started shit
>>37244612
You're completely right... but since I've always been friendzoned, I'm fucking tired of having to always listen to them about how much of an idiot Chad is for doing what he did to them, I want to fuck and that's it, I don't wanna hear no bullshit I don't care about

What the fuck? Can't a girl dress like she want's without being molested by pervs that only wan't to fuck? Whats so diffucult in treaty gitls like humans and not like an sex object? She has got feelings, she has got her own problems, she needs a friend and YOU only think about how you could fuck her??

OP you did nothing wrong. All those who say you did itt are normalshits who can fuck off. You're absolutely right about her being a retard. If you still want her pussy, apologize and act like you're sorry then get her into the mood for fucking. THEN drop her ass unless she's cool being fwbs

>>37244435
You sound like a bitch ass normie

Get outta here faggot chad

>>37244612
>It's like driving a car with a manual transmission, you don't just instantly shift into 5th gear from the start, you have to work your way up from first
>hit her up
>chill with yu
>puss

Stop talking like Chad McNormal, you sound fucking retarded.

>>37244469
Text her;
Well im sorry, i get your point. Lets hang out another time just us.

And then fuck her.

dude she obv wanted to fuck holy shit you care more about being angry and self-righteous than getting any so good on that. you have principles. losers have principles, winners go home to fuck the prom queen.

>>37244435
>>37244469
Normally I'd tell you to fuck off, Chad, but keep fighting the good fight.

>>37245482

Just see her as a human and don't fuck her? Nooo why should women have the same chances to chose, they are just women...

Call me Beta if you wanna, but I'll rather be a beta than being a molesting asshole

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Anon the thing is she just got out of a relationship. Its not about sex. It about the fact that shes no longer getting attention and that makes her sad. Girls cannot handle stress well, or rejection /at all/. But she knows that there are men out there thirsty enough to willingly become emotional tampons. Sex was never part of her mental equation. You were only there to support her, validate her, and increase her self esteem until she feels fit enough to either get back with her ex or find another man. I would just drop her. She is not worth it and you probably won't get anything, dating-wise or sex, from her.

>>37244469
>talking to your boring nerd friend

That's when you stop giving her any attention

>>37245279
lmao
if you've never talked to women you dont get an opinion about them

even a girl you like will have you debating chinese water torture over listening to her spew half the time

Listen dumbass, she didn't just want to be friends. She just didn't want to start out by fucking. She wanted to spend time with you, get to to know you, and gradually build up to that. But you fucked that up and sperged out hard. You guys were never going to be regular friends from the start, so when you treated her like that it upset her. There's a better way to handle that than going on a retarded rant about your homeboys and your childish pursuits. You could have still gained the upper hand here but it's all over now

>>37245581
Drink bleach and die you subhuman numale cuck

>>37245482
Beeeta maaaale

-comment posted by me

>>37245651
You must speak to women solely in brothels because interesting and charming virgins actually talk with you.

You'd know if your role was not to merely lick Chad's semen out of a NPC roastie's vag.

Everyone ITT is getting upset because of OP and the girl's behavior toward each other.
The real question: did you fucking drink and drive, OP? You irresponsible faggot.

Buy a top hat. Grow a beard. Become Abraham Lincoln. Call her up. Tell her you emancipated the slaves. Tell her you haven't talked to her in four score and seven years, but that if she wants to give poontang you would be glad to lay down a patch on her Emancipation Proclamation. If that isn't grown up, I don't know what is.

Then again, Abraham Lincoln was shot. Apparently being mature is a bad thing. I recommend refusing to grow up.

>>37244435
didnt read your post, but if thats you in the pic youre a fucking redditor and need to go back

>she doesn't want to fuck
>your entire story is you wanting to fuck her
>you don't want to listen to her problems
I mean what did you expect her to do? You were supposed to fucking talk with her, not just sit there like a faggot and wait for something that isn't going to happen. If you don't like her whining about shit then talk about other shit.

Basically she wanted to fuck but she wanted you to work for it and you decided to give zero effort yet still somehow expect that it was going to happen because of the way she was dressed?

>>37245734
show me a girl you think has more than a surface level interest in anything and I'll show you a guy blinded by all the blood rushing to his dick

you can be cutesy and play house with a girl if you want but you're just pretending

>>37245848
Lad. Shut the fuck up. You seem to know an awful lot about reddit to tell people to go back there.

>>37245437
>guy clearly wants to fuck
>girl wears tight clothes and hangs
>WOW I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS OMG

why do women try to make friends out of guys who they know want to fuck them, then get mad when they try?

>everything has to be about me
T. Women

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>>37245961
>he doesn't know about reddit
what is this, 2004?

>>37244435
All you had to do was fuck her that first time you were with her.
I swear half the time women don't mean what they say.

>>37246045
It's called the crossover between reddit and 4chan is that large now it's pointless telling people to go back. But I'd love to know how you can define what is a 4chan post compared to a reddit post.

>>37246139
nice 9gag post memefucker

>>37246208
I use Imgur actually and follow several Facebook meme pages.

You utter bellend.

>>37244594
Yeah, I've noticed that. This one time some chick kept shit talking me about how weird and unattractive I was and as soon as I flipped her off and called her a fucking cunt she kept complimenting me with shit like "you have nice eyes" and "you have great hair"

>>37245437
Why would i care if a random girl needs anything? Am i forced into charity?
Does she care about my needs?
Does she have anything to offer aside from sex?

>>37246274
Girls shit talk to see how you're gonna take it. Usually if you go along with it
or take it as a joke, that's what it becomes.

>>37244668
Isn't that how you make friends and meet people you dumbass? Obviously the roastie is creeped out because the boring nerd friend isn't Chad

>>37244435
>that one guy who brings girls to a guy-only night
Literally kill yourself.

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Well. This is it. Its finally come to this.

Here you are, supposed robots, posting in Chad's thread, giving Chad advice, telling Chad to 'fight the good fight'.

Is anyone here not a normie?

>>37246312
I'm a fucking sperg, I literally take no insult besides obviously not real ones as literal, and I react accordingly to them

>>37246342
OP is no Chad. He fucked up a easy fuck.

>>37246357
Ignore the words. Pay attention to the action.

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>>37246361

But he was able to procure that chance in the first place. At best - AT BEST - he's cyborg scum

>>37244435
>>37244469
>beer
>weed
>friends
>"Homeboys"
>girls
fuck off normalfaggot, get out

You do have nuclear autism m8. No woman who says they want to hang out as friends means they want you to treat them like one of your stupid friends. What they mean is they're testing you to see whether they'll fuck you. They want to have sex but not just drop their pants, it's a way to save face. Smarten up m8

>>37246418
So, is it bad to become normal?

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>>37246315
>"Bro just make friends you fucking retard lol"

ALL OF YOU GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
THIS WAS ONCE A GOOD FUCKING BOARD WHERE THOSE OF US WHO HAVE GIVEN UP TO CONGREGATED BUT NOW ABSOLUTE FUCKING NORMIE **SCUM** LIKE YOU HAS INFESTED MY BOARD.
GET OUT, NOW! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>37244435
You are worse than a roastie op, you come here on r9k even though you're a giganormie and just want attention from us (and maybe feel superior).

The likes of you are not wanted here, so kindly FUCK OFF

>>37246418
>jihad
picture is of a Sikh

>>37244435
Women are fucking dumb anon

>>37246465
>testing you to see whether they'll fuck you
OP coulda straight up told her she was hot and
gotten laid. No matter how autistic it sounded.

>>37244435
She wanted you to be her beta friend and would have forced you to listen to her (((problems))) forever.
You escaped the beta-zone. Good job. I wish I did the same thing a long time ago.

>>37246470
Or the once robots are learning to become normal.

>>37246342
OP is no Chad though. He is a thirsty beta faggot who isn't completely socially awkward.

But still super thirsty and tryhard, he brings a girl to a meetup with his friends. This completely ruins everything, cause most of the time the girl will be attention whoring and having nothing interesting to say and dividing everybody cause she wants to be the sole center of attention and you are not friends anymore, but rivals who can give her the most attention to get sex at a 2% likelyhood.

OP is a dick normie retard, who is an asshole to his friends but too beta to fuck

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>>37245566
If she wanted to fuck then WHY THE FUCK she kept mentioning that she only wanted to hang out {ONLY AS FRIENDS} she literally mentioned it every time she talked to OP.

I swear to god, women speak a whole different language than men

>>37246528
A robot wouldn't bring a roastie to a guys meetup. He know what they will do

>>37246542
Not different language. They just dont mean what they say.

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>>37246470
>>37246474

THEY COME TO OUR HOME AND THEY SHIT ALL OVER US WITH THEIR NORMIE SHIT AND THEY CALL US FROGPOSTERS WHEN WE DARE TO RESIST

>>37246139
it's not about going back, it's about sending a message.
The difference is like porn: You know it when you see it.

>>37246565
Has brigading by normies gone up in recent times? Feels like more normiefaggots come here who think they are robots because one roastie didn't put out after a month

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>>37246470
>>37246474
>>37246565
Shut up you inbred faggots! Like you all, I'm an angry virgin who's tired of always being friendzoned, listening to all her fucking problems and bullshit when they come to my house wearing really provocative clothes so she can have my full attention while she leaves my house to go fuck Chad meanwhile I'm jerking off to her because she was looking hot with that dress.

Fuck off faggots, I'm a fucking virgin who happens to know how to talk to people even though I don't fucking consider them my friends or nothing.

My 2 nerd friends are the only 2 people who were always by my side even though I tried to stay away from them when they wanted to be my friends since high school. I have never had a girlfriend before and let alone kissed or had sex with a girl.

You all are quick to judge without knowing nothing. I posted this here because as soon as she kept mentioning the word "friend" over and over, I quickly assumed that she needed a fucking emotional tampon beta male like me to whom she can come to complain and cry about how chad fucks her over and she keeps going back to him.

This girl obviously wanted me to provide her validation and attention when no one was available.

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>>37246648

It has. I mean people have been saying /r9k/s been going downhill for years but its just too much to ignore now. We've reached crisis point. Normies in every thread, thinking they belong here, and nowhere for a true robot to hide.

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>>37246771

Salman Abedi did nothing wrong

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>>37245437
OP said what he wanted. OP wanted sex and she rejected so why the fuck would she wear such clothes?

>>37246964
Because she wanted sex. Just waiting for permission from him.

>>37245610
This is spot on.

The people saying OP blew it have no clue what they're talking about. The girl just wanted quick validation and was never going to fuck him. Given the circumstances I'd say OP did the right thing. At least this way he keeps his dignity instead of being a tampon cuck.

Just stop talking to her, you're making yourself look stupid. Shell come back

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>>37247063

OPs a better man than I am. I've been a tampon cuck for years and I cant bring myself to stop. The shame is unbearable. I dont even want to kill myself any more that wouldn't be enough to erase my shame, I'd need to have never existed.

>>37246771
Sorry then, but you then hopefully understand too that r9k is going to shit lately and that's why most of us are wary.

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>>37246771

I'm sorry anon. The norman invasion has us all on edge

>>37244435
Introducing a roastie to your friends is a good way to get cucked. Never do this. Roasties can't stand seeing a bunch of guys chilling and being normal and given time will completely isolate you from your friends or destroy your relationships.

>>37244435
I don't think she was stressing the "friends" thing as a way to keep you distant. Some people like labels, and since she was just broken up maybe she didn't want to offend her ex or something, I don't know, maybe she was trying to friend zone you.
But damn way to lose your cool. She lost hers and you just followed suit. could have played that differently.

>>37247429
I don't think I'll care if she fucked my nerd friends, I just wanna fuck her, don't even wanna date her, just fuck and that's it. If she fucks one of my nerd friends I'd be happy as fuck for them, none of us 3 has lost their virginity yet, and we're all 21+. I wanna fuck l, not marry the bitch

>>37247258
>>37247192
I'm a damn robot like you all, I don't get why everyone keeps calling me Chad

>>37247470
>>37244435

Exactly, when a roastie says "friends" there are 2 possibilities:

1. She doesn't want to admit to being a slut wanting sex and want sex to "just happen".
2. She tries to use you.

The most logical thing to do is to continue to try to create sexual tension and from time to time make a move so she knows your intentions (don't make it weird though). If she stays around she wants sex. If not, good, bullet dodged. If she continues to reject you, gradually reduce contact until you have nothing to do with her. This way you prevent that she will try to badmouth you and isolate you socially as revenge.

Getting mad at her won't even get you a chance at sex.

This shit is funny as fuck even though you're a normie. Mad respect for not putting pussy on a pedestal my guy.

>>37245906
>Basically she wanted to fuck but she wanted you to work for it and you decided to give zero effort yet still somehow expect that it was going to happen because of the way she was dressed?

^
this

>>37244633
How is this thread ruining anything? I found it pretty funny and I do all of that except say homeboys because I'm not a faggot

>>37245478
>you sound fucking retarded
Yet he's the one getting laid and you're not. Who is the retard here again?

>>37244469
>>37244435
When did /r9k/ become normie problems central?

>I gotta listen to all her fucking problems, a bunch of shit that I don't fucking care about
Then kick her out. I don't understand why normies feel the need to pretend to care about things they don't just because of the off-chance they might get laid. You're an idiot.

>invite her over
>play video games with other people the whole time
>"why did you invite me over"
>WTF is wrong with this bitch?
Stupid normie, get out now. Go back to >>>/adv/ with your woman problems.

>girl wants to drink beer and smoke weed with you

you just know you are going to fuck

you fucked up man. but she isnt a keeper anyways so who cares

>>37248263
>t. Angry obese virgin who will never get laid and already accepted his fate

Feels bad man

>>37248638
Fuck off normalfag, dont you have some snapchats to send or instas to like?

>>37245581
anon does see her as a human, thats why he's trying to fuck her

>>37244435
She was just throwing shit tests at you. You probably could have fucked her after all but it's not worth the effort, desu.

>>37244435
The whole " No means no!" is actually code for "Yes, ravage me already!" in women speak.

Women are indecisive creatures who say the opposite of what they want. This is because they don't want to be seen as easy/slutty for a man's attention, and because they want to man to take the lead and have her do as he says.

Women are master's at beating around the bush. They will never, ever, tell you how it really is. Ironically, they will even make you out to be at fault and feel guilty for "playing mind games" when they are the one leading you on and confusing you with their retarded sense of logic.

>>37248916
Fucking this ^^^^^

This fucking anon knows what the fuck he's talking about

Give it time, she's obviously trying to see if she can trust you. It will be hell until then but if you make her feel comfortable she'll agree to sex. I went through this same thing a few months ago

>>37244435
You kinda sperged with that first response. I don't think you were freindzoned quite yet, but that definitely sealed the deal.

>>37244435
When she said let's hang out as friends, she meant - let's learn about each other a bit without forcing a romantic relationship. And then OP gets into autistic rage for being unable to realize his retarded behaviour.

>>37244633
not everyone is a basement dwelling troglodyte senpai

>>37246336
I'm saddened that it took this long for the appropriate response. Fuck you, OP, that shit's wack as hell

>>37244435
lol op you are a dumbass.

you dense mother fucking virgin.

let chan allow you to give you some advice and be alpha.
>you talked to this roastie
>she's hurt from a relationship, something you never experienced. she's looking for a rebound aka thats you, but you already lost your chance by proving you are just a little boy with no backbone.
>she wants her boundaries, you are thirsty as fuck
>you have to emotionally bond with her and escalate it
>not fucking go caveman ba-doing in her

Bro all this slut wants is some attention. Give it to her and then sweet talk her and you'll be in her pants in no time. But you already sperged out like a naive fuck boi.

Chan out.

Reply if you want me to actually help you fix this. I got a lot f experience with the game. I was in your shoes once too lad, if you can swallow the red pill , pay me with a (You)

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>>37246336
>>37249873
OP clearly stated that he invited his friends to chill with him and the roastie so he doesn't have to listen to all her bitching and whining. You fucks apparently cannot read or are retarded

>>37250101
Tip of my fedora to you sir.

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>>37250101
Nigger pls

Give her attention and just jerk off to her pictures while Chad is filling her vagina with his superior semen? You're funny. The reason I acted like this is because I knew that she was just gonna be another roastie using me as her emotional tampon.

>>37244435
Sorry to say lad but you fucked up a bit by not playing the game

When a girl comes to your house and says we aren't having sex that is the greenest of lights to make your move. Don't worry there will be other girls

>>37250192
>When a girl comes to your house and says we aren't having sex that is the greenest of lights to make your move.
Enjoy the rape charges.

>>37250171
nice bait son.

>>37250190
you don't have to be her emotional tampon, but you have to play the GAME right. you obviously have no experience with women and are still a young lad as shown in the text. you fucked up bruh, I've been in your shoes. Im the Cham that is filling her vagina with superior semen while fuck boys like you don't know how to escalate properly.

Now you can continue to be an autistic sperg, or sack up, drop your faggot ego, and listen to an alpha male that is trying to help a /b/rother out.

Live blind or with direction, you choose fucking beta cuck. One thing I know for sure is that you have a shitty attitude, and you are probably a pot smoking waste of life wondering why you never get laid.

Do you want advice you faggot or not?

>>37250555
Fuck off retard you don't know a damn thing about women

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>>37250555
You virgin faggot, you don't know a goddamn thing about females

Here's a personal experience I've had that can maybe offer insight into women:

Had drinks with a girl. She said she'd recently gotten out of a relationship. We went back to her place, smoked pot. During conversation she said she wasn't wanting to have sex with me. I said that's fine and we continued talking. 1 hour goes by and we're in her bed making out. Another hour after that things had gone further and she literally said to me that I could do anything I wanted to her. The point is don't get pissed at what women say to you. Keep your cool and be nice. Keep an internal persistence. And dont sperg out.

You never know what a woman is going to do. Always be chill and good.

Saturday nights are for the BOYS

>>37251104
this is the only intelligent advice in this entire thread

>>37244435
>>37244469
Dude are you retarded? Women say "lets hang out as friends" as an excuse to not feel like whores. How socially inept are you?

Nobody cares about your gay normie problems faggot.

>>37248916
Exactly. Think of it this way - When you're talking to someone you don't want to fuck do you tell them "I just want to be friends, but no sex"? Of course not, because it hasn't even crossed your mind that that's an option!

Any time a roastie says something like this, it means that the possibility has at least crossed their mind. They just don't want to feel like a slut... But hey, one thing leads to another and you're golden.

You fucked up op

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>>37245437
Literally not even trying anymore desu sempai

>>37244435
I recommend giving up on women in general and get a cat, they are much better companions in general than females

>>37244435
you did good, never try with women again. if you want to fuck just hire a whore

>>37244435
No back to /v/ norman

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>>37248638
>comes to /r9k/ and uses virgin as an insult
why are normalfags like this

>>37244435
>>37244469
>all this needless detail
I thought niggers understood brevity

If you were interested in her at all, you probably coulda just said 'hey i thought you just wanted to chill as friends, but i get where you're coming from. let's hang out next week' or something

you really sperged out on her, she obviously wanted to hang with you

Tell her you thought she was mature enough to let you know when she needed something, you know, like any house broken animal.

>>37252578
The problem with a cat is that you can't fuck it, senpai

>>37246279
No, she doesn't have anything else to offer. None of them do. Literally none.

>>37246786
We should all invade another board. What about /qa/? Or /trash/ - that ought to keep the normalfags out!

>>37248128
Because you're not a robot

>>37249428
Everyone uses to be on this board, newfag

>>37244435
>Invites girl over
>Does something she doesn't find interesting
>Doesn't understand she got upset because she felt left out and bored
>"wew lad" x2

Yeah, you're right, you are autistic

>>37253204
Not with that attitude :^)


Uvjvjigigififgiig

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tfw no boys

>>37254202
shut the fuck up or im throwing

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>>37244469
You got baited hard OP.

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that's nice, keep your normie shit off of here.

>>37244435
OP IS A RETARDED NORMALFAGGOT WHO DOES NOT BELONG HERE. READING YOUR FUCKING SHIT MADE ME LOSE MINE KYS

>>37244469
>talking to your boring nerd friend

Are women really like this?

>>37244469
she likes you
she wanted to take it slow
you had her over and left her out

you had horse blinders on because something was holding your attention, you can't claim having a good level of judgment or awareness as to her situation. She was there to hang out with you and you ignored her, left her to sit idle and uncomfortable.
So she got a little miffed at you not doing anything to host her, maybe she wasn't justified, but if she likes you it's going to make her act a little retarded, and you were weird to escalate it so angrily like that.

>>37246262
>You utter bellend.
>utter
>bellend
redditor go home

Women are attention whores. When you pay attention to something that isn't them, you become disposable.

>>37244435
Honest answer she wants relationship and u want to fuck so she's not going for the fuck when she wants relationship END OF STORY

>>37244612
>men

Yea sure.

>>37253597
>Everyone uses to be on this board, newfag
No they didn't. You just fell for memes. This isn't Wizardchan

>>37250214
That's not even what I meant

>>37244435
>>37244469

She's mad because you weren't paying attention to her. It doesn't mean that she likes you. It means that she's self absorbed and isn't used to anyone ignoring her. Cleavage and tight pants were only bait so you could become her orbiter. Now get off my board.

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OP is a turbo normalfag. I'm glad he gets everything turned on him.

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>>37246771
>My 2 nerd friends are the only 2 people who were always by my side even though I tried to stay away from them when they wanted to be my friends since high school. I have never had a girlfriend before and let alone kissed or had sex with a girl.

You're a terrible person on top of being a giganormie. Leave.

>>37244435
>>37244469
honestly, it sounds like you were being an asshole and are stretchin the truth of the story. Sounds like you were a bad host.

>>37244435
>>37244469
I can't tell if this is bait or if you are legitimately retarded.

DUDE WEED LMAO
MUNCHIEZZZ XDDD

>>37244435
>>37244469
>WALL OF TEXT INCOMING!!!!!!!

You see OP, women play mind games with men, because they are fed a narrative that most men are fuckboys, and are only there for sex. And the "Chads" live up to the narrative since they can get all the pussy they want. She was testing you to see if you were interested in her, and not just her pussy and titties. She did see you in a potential boyfriend, but wasn't willing to admit it.

Here's where you went wrong; you took her proposal to stay "as friends" at face-value. Straight people of the opposite gender CAN NEVER stay friends (actually, if a mutual break-up goes well enough, then they can genuinely be friends). Point being, sexual tension WILL build up between you two, and you MUST take advantage of it.

In order to beat someone that plays mind games, you must learn the game yourself. In the future, maintain the facade of "platonic friendship", but also attempt to "subliminally seduce" her. You can look up how to do this, there's stuff everywhere.

>>37257769
>I'M AUTISTIC LMAO
>AND BORING AS FUCK XDDDDDDDDD
Bitter lonely virgin btfo

>>37257897
>She did see you in a potential boyfriend, but wasn't willing to admit it.
>actually, if a mutual break-up goes well enough, then they can genuinely be friends
These statements are false.

>>37250112
You're a faggot and made your friends uncomfortable.

Wow dude, good thing she showed you how shitty she is this early, think of it as a positive.

She just gave you a tiny window into what being in a relationship would be with her.

In one breath she made fun of your vidya, made fun of your friends, and disrespected you.

>>37244435
girls are like children, don't take them seriously, she is just testing you, the same way a child will taste his parents. if she treats you like this just treat her like a little girl

>>37257913
Go get high with your friends, normalfag.

>>37258159
I don't get high with friends though. I get high with my fiance

I swear if people just took the time to listen to the Black Philip Show they wouldn't be in this mess.

>>37244435
Stop drinking normie booze, start drinking hard liquor as a way to filter out your crippling depression, not beer with the 'homeboys'
Never drink socially, except when it's necessary to subdue your severe autism.

Stop smoking normie drugs like weed and start doing LSD or speed.
Stop associating with Stacies
Stop playing normie tripple A games

Otherwise, get the fuck off this board you normalfag

>>37244435
>>37244469
Oh my fucking god how can someone be so retarded
Second pic is literally what I thought when I was reading the greentext, why in the fuck was she sitting next to your fucking friend and not you, holy fucking shit

OMG
OP is a faggot who sucks big cocks.
The reason she kept saying "as friends" but kept putting herself in your way and asked for attention was because women want all the responsibility for fucking to fall on men, and they do so UNCONSCIOUSLY.

They want to be seduced, objectified, paid attention to, thought about. They do it through "innocent" appearances, so if shit hits the fan, they don't have any liability in it, even though they initiated it.
They all know it in the end, but they go through it so they are emotionally the junior partner in the relationship, putting all the responsibilities on the men.

Its always been like that and they all do it, and all men fall for it because that's how human beings are made, but we still have the ability to call cunts out on this shit when we have to, which puts them back in line.
You are a moron for not reading her signs, but don't worry, most of us in here were shitheads once who had no clue about female "body" language.

Never listen to what a woman says (within reason that is, use your heads you mongs), but read what she does with her body - if she is putting herself within the reach of your body and is using "open" gestures like doing shit with her hair, revealing her neck to you, sitting with her front to you, long eye ontact, smiling at sih,t the works.
Most of us can read those subciously, but the problem is that robots are always in the driving seat and overthink things. That's your problem, you never let your body and emotions do things they are meant to on autopilot, you have the crippled and shrunk ego in driving seat of every interaction and it can't function because you are falling back on the conscious and logical that has nothing to do with interactions.

>>37244435
This is what normies call problems. Take your ass to /adv/ loser.

>>37244435
She wanted to have sex with you you fucking loser not hangout at your autism party.

>>37244469
Is it not a good thing that she didn't fuck you first? You seem to be sensitive about this OP. Stop thinking with your dick. She could be a keeper lmao you'll be a virgin forever

>>37244435
You're right. You don't understand women.

>>37260416
OP is immature and needs to grow up. Probably a life long virgin too.

You know you found a cyborg when both robots and normies hate the guy. Hang in there, OP.

>>37245373
>You're completely right... but since I've always been friendzoned, I'm fucking tired of having to always listen to them about how much of an idiot Chad is for doing what he did to them, I want to fuck and that's it, I don't wanna hear no bullshit I don't care about

tell her this
say you like her, but you're not interested in 'another' friend, you want friends with benefits or girlfriend.

>>37245581
anon isnt trying to fuck a corpse, ofc shes human

>>37244435

Next time, don't get defensive and send her paragraphs to read. Let her do that.

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>>37244435
fuck off Chad. You're unwanted and we all hate you.

It seriously triggers me when roasties act like complete retards doing stupid as fuck vapid shit and when the guys don't be beta as fuck and play along in the hopes of getting some they are the losers who just don't know "game".