>$800 welfare >$900 social security >$240 misc. autism

Fucking $3k a month is like a dream job here in the eastern europe. We only get 1/10 of that FFS.

>>37243944
No, but at least I don't have an anxiety attack every time I need to leave the house, autism boy.

post a bank statement neet

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>>37243944
>yfw normies unironically get up every morning to be tax cattle while globalists continue to fuck them

>>37243944
>500 dollars from runescape gold
dude thats like more than 500m a month jesus

>>37243944
I average about 15,000 a month on a slow month so I'm doing ok

>>37243944
>zulrah farming
Of course the NEETcuck would play the inferior version of runescape

Enjoy your private server, haircut

My take home is 3k a mon, not including bonuses. I will stick to my job, once the mommy and daddy money drys up no free rent and internet for you.

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>>37245270
Ragie wagie spotted at 5 o'clock

Ragie wagie on bearing 300 clicks east, spotted raging about how he spends all of his free time slaving for shekelberg whilst astonishing NEET spends all of his time on runescape and enjoying hobbies and gets the same pay!

>>37245317 I farm wow gold as I work, gotta go where the real money is anon.

>>37243944
>255 dollars in food stamps
You are full of shit

>37243944
>$800 welfare
>$900 social security
How on God's green earth do you manage to get that much? If I knew I could get at least $1,700 per month, I'd totally go NEET.

>>37243944
You can't get welfare and disability st the same time retard

Trick is farm wow gold, trade it for steam games then sell those for cs go keys and boxes. Maybe 1k in a month selling skins

>>37244061
doing what?sucking off men in glory holes?fucking faggot

>>37245442
It's all in NEETbux but I'm more interested in how you are getting 250 in food stamps

Did you apply after you got disability? Are did you put down you are a dependant or independant? The most I ever got was like 200 or less a month, but I'd buy food stamps and let mine roll over for a few months

>>37243944
That's awesome I used to sell MapleStory gold and I got into a gear selling circle for Diablo 2 back in the day

>>37245480
A sales associate at a luxury store

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>>37245574
>A SALES ASSOCIATE

>HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

>BFAABBFUBAWHAHHAHAHAHHHAAHHHHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

>>37243944
I wonder how comfy you feel once your parents have enough of their loser son/die and daddy trump cuts you leeches off and/or your country goes further down the shitter letting it's weak and crippled die in the desert. I'll give you one, two decades tops until you have to explain some hr guy who is 20 years younger then you that you did nothing but jerk off to dragon porn and play games designed for children the last 30 years.

>>37245477
I don't believe you those Asian farmers sell gold for pennies

>>37245614
Its Bergdorf Goodman so I literally make thousands of dollars of commission a day. Save some of that jelly for your toast, bud

>>37243944
More power to you. Question, though: when I was on SNAP I spent at least 10hrs a month at the welfare office - at $180 a month that was just $18/hr. Doesn't the time and energy you spend scrounging up these various funds just amount to wageslavery of slightly different kind from the traditional one?

>>37243944
Where do you sell your runescape gold?

>>37245658
Not that anon but is that after taxes?

>>37245658
>thousands of dollars a day
Nigga I know girls that work at Barney's who are bunking up in warehouses.

>>37245737
It is. Most of the sales team makes about 100k a year give or take

>>37243944
>8000/wk poo pooing in jug
>25 min work week
u mad neetboi?

>>37245761
So? Barney's isn't Bergdorf nor is it even close

>>37245791
How does it feel to have jammed your mouth close enough to the leaky rectal faucet of the leisure class to make a modest living off of it?

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>>37245615


wake up wake up wagecuck, you have to earn that extra dollar tomorrow

>>37243944
What the FUCK do you have to tell a shrink to get those kinda bux??

I wonder if i could write a program that makes gold in runescape for me

>>37245887
>fail your IQ test
>fail your social IQ test (eye photos)
>tell doctor schlomo that you don't understand when people are joking or not
>tell doctor shekelberg that you sperg out every other day
>bonus points if you have ur mom do it
>collect NEETbux

>>37245852
I'd say I make more than a modest living but regardless, I love it. I'm doing what I love and I don't have to break myself to make it by. If I want more money and stress, I can always go back to my old job as a pattern cutter for Comme des Garcons

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>>37245849
>poorgayboi blows the luggage manager at Bergdorf
>gets job as emotional handler for blasted UES trophy wives
>he starts to think he's like them
>mfw

3095 a month? Fucking pitiful. I earn that in a week or so. And my job is pretty comfy.

>>37243944
why are neets so mean to us wagies?

I wish I could stay at home even if it meant I was poor, I just don't want to work anymore i'm sick of it.

>>37245946
In the NY metro area, 100-200k is the basic livable income.

>>37243944
Are you ever worried about being dependent on others, especially the government? Trumps recent budget proposal have those on welfare and food stamps afraid of the MASSIVE cuts.

>>37245972
First off, not gay and I could literally get a job at any design house since I have 3 degrees in fashion and years of experience and all the connections that come with it. I could get you a paid internship at Prada with a 2 minute phone call

>>37243944
>$500 from selling runescape gold from zulrah farming
>receiving money in exchange for goods or services
Sounds employed to me

>>37243944
>plays Runescape fighting Zulrah like 250 hours a month

Dude, I had a max cape and that sounds fucking sad

>>37246063
If it's true that he's receiving aid for mental deficiency, he's probably priority for social services. Even if welfare gets block granted, OP's grubby autist hands are first in line.

>>37243944
>$800 welfare
>>$900 social security
They're the same thing autist.

>$240 misc. autism foundations
doesnt exist

>>$255 food stamps
Sounds right

>>$400 from mommy and daddy
okay

>>>$500 from selling runescape gold from zulrah farming
Lies.

Congrats on your 1055 dollars a month anon in some rural state that only gives that much in food stamps. You forgot though anon that all of that is taxed, so it's more like 950 dollars a month.

But nice exaggeration. I have 2 brothers who get benefits. One because of brain damage and depression and the other because he's a legit 31 year old with autism and has the mind of a child.

>>37245946
Did you need a degree for that job or was it just a shitton of networking? Doesn't seem like something that easy to come by
And don't they make you wear their clothes while you are on the job? Do they at least give you a employee discount?
>>37246046
Living in the city is a meme unless you are big law or big bank, commuting from Jersey while it's a pain in the ass is the only way to do it imo

>>37245939
all lies, the max you can get on welfare is 800 dollars.

>>37246084
Hi Anon, not that other anon but I would fucking love that. Do I need any pre reqs? What is the best knowledge to have breaking into that ( in regards to trends, seasons, etc. )?

>>37246100
So twitch streamers are employed?
So artists are employed?
So hobby diplomats who also earn money for enjoying their freetime are employed?
I assume instagram models who travel across the world on a 24/7 vacation and get payed for their pictures are employed too ay?

>>37246046
>>37245849

how to meet rich (under 35) guys in the nyc area that want relationships and not a sugar baby/fuck buddy?

>>37243944
This is why your governments in debt to China, you are the downfall of the American dream.

>>37246120
I know someone getting gov assistance for Aspergers. He still receives it but he needs to jump through more hoops each year and the amount he is getting is less each time.

>>37246084
>First off, not gay
You don't need to be gay to blow the balding luggage manager at Bergdorf. We've all been there anon.

>I could get you a paid internship at Prada with a 2 minute phone call
Help a nigga out then

>>37245939
Is it really that easy? All you have to do for autismbux is just pretend to be retarded?

>>37246120
This. When they talk of welfare cuts they're mainly talking about welfare for the poor. Not disabled. 800 billion in Medicaid cuts and snap potentially being timed are some proposals. However we could legitimately see cuts for disabled people. Mick Mulvainey recently said Social security disability isn't real social security and Paul Ryan wants to privatize Medicare.

>>37246162
To my knowledge this is not a thing.

>>37243944
how do you expect to find a woman who wants you? who wants a man who does nothing?

>>37246149
>>37246156
I dont think that you're required to have a degree but it makes it so much easier since it's really competitive. If you don't have a degree, work experience with luxury brands or within the fashion industry are a must. Personal connections help immensely. I literally just called Bergdorf up and explained that I was tired of the busy schedule and all the travelling during fashion week. With my experience and connections, the interview was just a formality. There's a uniform buts its provided for you and of course, there's a discount for employees

>>37246149
>Living in the city is a meme unless you are big law or big bank
Or u buttered up ur grandma right before she bit the bullet, and she gave u that clutch rent controlled apt :^)

>>37246237
why? why do they want sugar babies only

>>37245939
I've already worked though.

>>37246189
We both know you're not Prada material

>>37246160
They're getting paid to perform a task, so yes. Being employed doesnt automatically equal droning away in misery.

>>37246297
Because why would we not want sugar babies? They have advantages over normal relationships. Let me put it this way, why would you not want to be a sugar baby? It's even possible that over time a sugar relationship develops into a real one.

I currently get a little over 400/mo in autismbux (SSI) because I live with my family.
After a while, once they see how much one contributes to the upkeep of the family, they typically up it to the max of 733. If you're alone, you usually get the max outright.
Plus staggered backpay, mine's 8k.
Since it's mental, I have to get reevaluated in 3 years, but right now, things are alright.

Would recommend this for anyone with legitimate problems. Doesn't have to be permanent, but can help you afford to find the help you need to better yourself, or something. Takes a long time, though. A little over a year or so, for me.

>>37246297
Idk why a sugar baby setup is so bad. I grew up with a qt in BK, saw her the other day and she's got a sugar daddy now. Rent-free apt in the Village, new clothes, and all she has to do is go out to dinner with this dude and fuck him at most like once a week.

>>37246292
Can you post a email? I wanna talk business with you
>>37246295
>tfw you are the only child in NY, used to live with the Dominicans in Harlem before moving upstate because everyone on your block was either getting shot or locked up

>>37246323
Oh hell no, but when it comes down to it I *will* go down on an aging, uninspired fashion exec

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>>37243944

>well over 3000 a month after taxes
>401(k)
>health benefits
>building a resume so I wont die of hunger like a NEET when his monthly tugboat dries up or when mommy and daddy kick him out
>working from home every day
>literally jerking off to hot porn between code reviews
>mom and dad brag about me with pride instead of hiding their faces in shame like your do when your name comes up in conversation

Feels good working at a software startup. Though you wouldn't know anything about that, would you Mr. NEET?

Better work up that "I'm gonna commit suicide if you kick me out!" routine when mommy and daddy finally get sick of their failure of a son. Tick tock, NEETcuck.

>>37246359
im a virgin and i want love
i found a guy once who was okay with me being a virgin but i knew he would want more so i chickened out
young guy, goldman sachs

>>37243944
>Being proud of being a parasite
Also, no fucking way those numbers are this high. Post bank roll.

>>37246366
Was it hard to get? What mental issue do you have?

>>37243944
Yet you are a depressed autist fantesizing about killing himself evryday, maybe a job brings you more than money ya know?
Working for minimum wage would make you much much less miserable than vegetating on your chair all day everyday, untill the end of time.

>>37246371
Shoulda stayed desu, parts of Harlem are legit pleasant now. I know an oldtimer in Greenpoint who just sold his house for $3mil, bought it in the '50s for less than $50k.

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Stop with these communist bait threads. You all likely have jobs. The working class will not get upset no matter how hard you try.

>>37246243
hes given up that long ago

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>>37246425
Sure feels good working at a softw-
>*intercom* I NEED ALL RAGIE WAGIES TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY
*mutters* Fug-... I'll be right back, stay right here neetbag.

>You know what time it is wagie, it's time for my daily toe licking. Lick bosses toesies clean today and maybe I give you some extra pay-dirt.
*sigh* Yes shekelstein...

>>37246502
Imagine enjoying the taste of shekelbergs cock this much.

>>37246431
Well, a sugar daddy would be okay with you being a virgin, but it's also expected that you will have sex. No sex, no relationship. Simple as that. That goes for any kind of relationship, not just a sugar one.

>>37246431
Bankers are soulless by default. They don't deal in emotional terms, they only view things through the lens of material leverage. That's fortunate for a girl trying to take care of herself with her pussy, but you should honestly give up on this.

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>>37246533

>working from home every day
>office

I take it you can't read either. Must be from one of those E's you're not in, in order to be a NEET.

It's okay to admit you're a failure. I won't laugh. Too hard.

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>>37246609
All relationships are sugar relationships desu

>>37243944
Drag you out on the street and shoot you in the head. A ten cent bullet saves three grand.

>>37243944

ye but then you're most likely a khv loser who spends all day playing runescape, farming zulrah all day whilst 'talking' to your buddies in your gay clan chat.

you know a clan chat is no substitute for real life friends right?

How are you guys falling for this shit?

>>37246496
If the rent comes down and higher paying jobs pop up then I'd consider it

800 for a room is too much though

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I've been NEET since 2006. I've got 30 years until I'm elderly and then dead. I don't enjoy anime anymore and my sex drive is gone. What the fuck is the point of anything?

>>37246609
I know I would have to have sex eventually but I'm a conservative girl who wants an understanding man and love
>>37246642
This one guy wasn't soulless. He did a lot of volunteerism, seemed well rounded. Any regular girl (not a virgin fembot like me) would be lucky to have him.

I CANT GIVE UP

>>37246799
You have to come to terms with it sooner or later. Unless you find someone who is a virgin like you (and probably religious), the most they will be willing to wait for sex is maybe a month or so of dating.

>>37246769
Yeah the only people I know from HS who still live in NY inherited rent-controlled apts or co-ops from their relatives. The bubble's likely to burst soon though - I'd bet in at most two years

>>37246859
:(
>tfw no rich bf who loves me and is okay with blowjobs

I hate the idea of being a sugar baby.

>>37246459
Not hard, per se, just long and drawn-out. What helps a lot is precedence; I've had prior hospitalizations, medical records, etc.
They'll even pay for an evaluation, which can be useful.
I don't have the papers on hand (you get a lot of papers), but my main thing was bipolar, some kind of GAD, and "unspecified personality disorder". Autism is a fairly recent thing and there's not a lot of information on it (especially for girls) so it has to be obvious on a conventional level. They do bring in PhD people, but they're generally trained, not specifically, if that makes sense.
If you have solely depression, it's lot harder to prove AFAIK, but as long as you have a clear record of whatever ailing you having an impact on your life, you should be fine. It only sounds daunting, it's honestly a lot easier than it seems.

If you're confident enough, don't hire a Jew, since they can snag a large amount of backpay for their "effort." I don't know how much, I've heard 50% (backpay is their determined onset date, so you could get a few Ks or +10k).
Records that you can't get on your own can be obtained by the State either by asking or subpoena.

Just for the heck of it, you should look up Uncle Remus' Guide to SSI. It's a 4chan classic and can give you a little more insight, if anything.

>>37246984

Gainfullyemployedfag here. I would totally be okay with a qt stay-at-home gf if she was up for marriage and having lots of children.

Though if you're a girl(male) it's a no go. I need to breed.

>>37246984
You have to understand that sex is fun, and part of a relationship. There is no rational reason to hold back on it. You are going to find that very few men will be willing to date you longer term if it means they will also get blue balls from it.

>>37247059
>lots of children
um 2
>>37247066
Long term = eventually have sex. Yeah it needs to be fun and exciting, but also something I see having potential for the long term so I didn't throw my virginity away.

>>37243944
how many haircuts do you get a day with that?

>>37247030
Thanks for the info though I think I'll get a lawyer anyways. Getting bux at all is far more important than back pay to me and I've read the uncle reemus guide. I think I'll try to shoot for bipolar 2 since it's has more "umpf" I imagine with the ss office that just typical depression and hypomania seems somewhat easy to feign.

>>37247137
Your idea of how much is okay to wait probably differs from the others. As mentioned, dating for anything longer than a month starts to become iffy, and at that point the guy is going to wonder why he is dating you in the first place.

>>37247137
>2 kids

Too slim, fembot, too slim. Four is the lowest I'd be willing to go for, unless there was some sort of serious health risk that would make additional pregnancies a bad idea.

Six would be excellent if you were capable.

>>37243944
Autism is not worth 3k a month

>>37247137
News Flash!
>At a certain point, your virginity is worthless.
You're trying to find someone in NY, literally no one here values virginity as a factor in deciding who to date or marry. If you want to swing your intact hymen around like a gold medal, go to West Virginia.

>>37246431
>>37246984
>im a virgin and i want love
>but only if he's rich
it's almost parody at this point

You make 500m a month farming Zulrah?

I call bullshit

>>37247274
I think someone watched 'Pretty Woman' one too many times

>$500 from selling runescape gold from zulrah farming

what the fuck is this? please someone redpill me

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>>37243944
h-hey mr. neet uhhh i got my hours cut, how do i sell stuff on runescape?

>>37245869
>wagecuck
>put on a little bit uh makeup
>why'd ya leave keys upon the table
>go and read another fable
>yaWANTEDTO

>>37247263
I said I don't want to throw it away and be a cumdumpster. I just want a rich guy and nobody is giving me advice, just criticizing me for being abstinent.

>>37247323
Isn't pretty women about a prostitute?

>>37247393
The advice is that, if you want any chance of bagging a rich suitor - and those chances are already extremely slim - you have to abandon the notion that your virginity or body is some sacred temple that needs to be preserved. It's not.

>>37247393
That criticism about being abstinent is advice. Don't take it as anything but. Especially if are in NYC and want one of the rich bankers, you will need to please him sexually. This is not to say you need to do it right away, you can wait a while. If you tell him you're a virgin he will understand, but don't wait too long or he will look at other options.

Just the reality of things, sorry. But in the end you're more scared of sex than you should be. Once you try it you will realize it's not such a big deal at all.

>>37247393

Don't be batshit insane/psycho and be willing to have lots kids.

You don't even have to have the latter requirement most of the time, that's just my personal requirement to give you a shot.

>>37247450
Yes it is. What kind of bullshit advice is don't care about my body?
>>37247455
Yeah, I guess. Thanks.

>>37246720
stop projecting your wants and desires onto this astonishing NEET please

>>37245317
"Bearing" describes the directional compass. So "bearing 300" would like North westish from your position.

A "klick" is a kilometer in military jargon, so 300 klicks is hours away, certainly can't engage them then.

t. Milsim NEET

>>37243944
You're lying to someone. You're probably lying to us, but you're possibly lying to welfare about your income. I hope you get caught.

t. Welfare social worker

>>37247763
>t. Welfare social worker
How do get the bux?

>>37247883
Apply. I'd start by google search SNAP [your state]. You will not get nearly as much as this lying liar says you will. If you get disability payments from the SSA, you won't qualify for TANF cash assistance. You might get a little SNAP though. If you don't have kids, you won't qualify for TANF. Pretty much every housing authority in the country is full up with weight lists miles long, and good luck getting into those without kids. Whatever way you look at it, you're getting less than a thousand a month, and most of that comes with strings for how you can spend it.

The only way you're getting NEET bucks equal to what full time employment gets you is if you join the military and get blown up by an IED. A 100% disability rating from the VA, and you're set for life. Trade off is the fucked up back, hearing loss, the shrapnel fragments they couldn't remove, and the whole constellation of symptoms that goes along with the severe concussion you received when the blast wave hit you. Oh, yeah. And you have to deal with the god damned VA.

>>37243944
another day, another
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>>37248306
Is getting disability bux easy as a non vet?

>>37248306
This pretty much, except I got injured in Airborne school and was forcibly medically retired with an 80% disability rating, if I had done what some others do and made a bunch of bull shit claims (not really bullshit but things that wouldn't likely be chronic issues impairing me from finding employment) I could have easily gotten 100%. Still not worth, I would have given it all away to not have been stuck in the med board review process at Ft. Benning for 9 months. So I wasn't even blown up by an IED and it's still not worth it.

>>37248419
lolno. Unless you are terminally ill or completely blind, it's going to take you years, 3 to 5 attempts, and a dedicated lawyer. You're not convincing a doctor that you're disabled. You're convincing a judge who has incentive to deny your application.

>>37248476
>Airborne, so I know you're serious
>injured in school
>retired
Fuck, man. I am so fucking sorry. At least tell me this was in the middle of your enlistment, and not the very beginning.

>>37247392
IIII CRYYY
WHEN I WAKE UP TO WORK

>>37245317
>bearing 300 clicks east
Hahahaha what a fucking idiot. Maybe spend more time reading about shit before you make yourself look retarded

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>>37244061
I make well under that amount in an entire year

>>37248498
This. My friend had 6 documented psych hospital stays(hallucinating, intrusive thoughts about rape and murder, suicidal), with the longest stay being little under three months. Still got immediately denied.

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>Starbucks barista
>make $9.00/hr with annual $0.25 raises
>also tipped hourly from a weekly pool, all untaxed
>usually turns out to be about $10.00/hr factoring in tips
>health plan and dental plan for $25/biweekly
>average 35 hours a week
>monthly income: $830
Suck on that, NEET scum.

>>37248936
>$0.25 raise
>per YEAR

What utter fucking capitalist bullshit

>>37247547
Listen, you dumb cunt, your virginity is worthless. Nobody with money gives a shit because they have choice. You need to not be annoying, you need to know things, you need to be able to suck a mean dick, you need to know how to ride cock. You have none of this. Nobody gives a shit about you.

Does nobody have that investment banker telling a dumb slut she's a depreciating asset and is a lease instead of buy?

>>37248936
You should try getting a job at a legit coffee shop. Work is usually easier and the tips are better, only negative is usually no benefits.

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>>37245615
>implying anyone here wants to live beyond 40

>>37248980
Well from what I understand, Starbucks used to pay minimum wage or a little better with performance based raises quarterly, so even if you'd started at, say, $7.50/hr a good barista could be making $10 quickly. About a year ago they changed it to a company-minimum of $9.00/hr in states where that's above minimum wage and 10-25 cents higher than minimum in states like New York and California. But with the base pay hike they took away a real raise system, and now no matter who you talk to, you won't get a raise for any reason besides promotion or anniversary.

>>37249023
Only issue with that is that Starbucks uses automated espresso machines to standardize the shot pull times, so almost no Starbucks barista knows how to hand-pull espresso shots the way that almost every small cafe does it. So really you just go into a real cafe with the knowledge of how to steam milk.

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>>37249217
>so almost no Starbucks barista knows how to hand-pull espresso shots
That's some straight Philistine shit.

>>37249378
This is the situation at any national chain coffee shop like Panera Bread, Dunkin Donuts, etc. Peet's Coffee may be the only major chain still hand pulling espresso but their operation is much smaller than Starbucks', who only switched around 2005 when they got new espresso machines.

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>>37246797
>2006 was 11 years ago
So what else are you doing every day?

I get around $1.2k a month with rent paided and other shit on top, is near average wage where i live (if you factor in rent etc..)

>>37249765
>paided
yeah i don't blame you, you sound like you actually do need autismbux. godspeed anon.

>>37249806
got bipolar, but keep thinking everyone is autistic anon

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>>37249829
>paided
paided
>PAIDED

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>*breaths in*

AFBBWAHHHHHHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAAA-*COUGH COUGH COUGH* FUCK!!! AHAHAHAHAHA *COUGHHHH*

>*clears throat*

AHHA-*COUGHHHHHHHHH COUGHGHH*

>>37245658
bergdorf goodman
>glass door search
>sales associates makes 15~26 an hr
>lets assume some commission
>bump it up to 30 on a good day, 17 on bad

JUST BTFO, no benefits too

I smell your bullshit cause I have friends that work at some luxury jewelry shops and they don't make muh 15k a month faggot.

atlas ill be honest
>37
>chef at wendies
>8.75 an hour plus free lunch

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>Clinical laboratory scientist
>50,000USD

But I'm a virgin, so I belong here.

>>37249886
Not that poster but 10% commission on a $2000 suit is $200. They only sell ridiculously expensive shit at Bergdorf. That notwithstanding, the poster is extremely likely to be exaggerating their income, which is nauseatingly typical of wagecucks employed in NYC fashion retail.

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>tfw 30yo and never had a job

just arrived from 3 week vacation in singapore drinking slings and beer