>your at the Gym doing some cardio >This girl gets on the

I make disgusted huffing noises and leave immediately.

Watch a bit, if I can catch her on the way out maybe grab a phone number

>>37242614
Do I have to stop doing my routine and do something to her? I guess rape her right then and there

pretend I'm a rapist going after that booty and become an Olympic marathon runner overnight

>>37242614
Just leave and act like nothing happend

>>37242614
Pinch her ass really hard and then run away to the mans restroom.

>>37242614
Leave because im not supposed to be in a gym full of douchebag normies

>>37242614
Wonder why she's wasting her time on a treadmill. Wonder why someone accomplishing nothing is taking up a piece of equipment. Realize this is why I have my own gym.

I would notice her from a distance and walk past her without getting another look because Im too afraid of others spotting me and thinking Im some thirsty freak rapist.

quietly nurse a boner and keep exercising

Why would a suprememe wristlet such as myself be doing cardio? I'd leave

>>37242776
do you think other straight guys do that? pretend they don't enjoy looking at yummy butts?

>>37242614
Typical primative jungle thinking female behaviour, goes to the breeding grounds (gym) to flaunt her shit to the highest bidder. She didn't go there for exercise.

>>37242920
This.

Be disgusted with her general fitness level and assume that she is not doing this for her health/self-improvement. Proceed to walk towards the squat racks or some other lifting area.

>>37242920
waaah why are there no hot girls at my naruto bodypillow conventions :(

>>37243001
>i am not a normie but i pretend to be one on 4chan lulz
you need to find a forum where you fit in

>>37243001
Whoa, talk about projection. Women should be banned from the gym.

>>37243001
Go back to my space normie/

>>37242920
>>37242980
>typical primitive jungle thinking male behavior, thinks caring about their looks always means looking to get fucked
>implying a woman like this wouldn't already have someone
>caring about your looks is a bad thing
>waaah muh safe space has to be how I say it is
>implying any of you even go to the gym

>>37242614
tell her to run faster, she still has a long way to go

all these retarded fucking males oh jesus christ. dressing this way actually makes work out a lot easier and ponytails are pretty much mandatory because sweat getting in your hair is disgusting.

Use her ass as my metronome.

i'd just throw myself to the floor and start shitting and farting honestly

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>>37242614
>her ass is too big compared to her general proportions her back and ass becomes one
>people find abominations like this sexy

>>37242896
But we are not Chad, therefore if we show sexual desires we are seen as creepy. You should know that, normiefriend.

I'M WEARING IT FOR COMFORT YOU CREEP.

>>37242614


Cringe as I imagine how her knees will give out one day. Continue doing what I am doing right now.

>>37243116
>implying I don't go the gym

>>37242614

move to the side, bitch blocking the mirror, cant see my form

>>37242614
Clips like this amaze me.

I understand people are narcissists. I get that. What surprises me is that how eager they are to indulge their narcissism and have someone go around capturing trivial shit like this.

>>37242614
Stare at her ass and keep running. I don't think she would get away with dressing like that at my gym though

probably stare, then trip, bust my nose. she hears the commotion, gets me a tissue/cloth, makes sure im alright. we hit it off. become bf gf, she's really into pegging... pretty much exclusively, but this is my only shot at happiness. she locks me in chastity because she has no use for my cock. she's hitting the booty almost 2x a day. come to accept my role in relationship. we get married. she insists on wearing a tux too. she lives happily ever after. i live however she tells me to.

>>37242614
Heel strikers should be purged.

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>>37242614
Freak out cause time has slowed down

>>37242879
So you won't be skinny-fat forever and your fap sessions last longer.

>>37243673
its what they tried to teach us in elementary school for cross country.

>>37243094
Why am I such a fag?

I lift my tongue up really fast and let the juices from under my tongue gleek on her, then act like it wasn't me if she turns around

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>>37243255
This, only niggers like ass this out proprtional. Pettite white women is true patrician's taste.

>>37242614
I need more big ass webms like these plz.

>>37243917
Indeed, fellow aryan brother.
14 words.

>>37242614
>your at the Gym doing some cardio
>paying to run in place
>in public
>not running in the night where no one can see you
>""""""robot""""""""
Gyms are a fucking scam for gullible people, like normalfags.

Kill myself for doing cardio at the gym

>>37243917
And this guy is right.

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>>37243040
Why cant normies and robots co exist?

>doing cardio
I go back to doing my squats

>>37243071
>Women can't exercise because they're sluts when they have exposed skin, but it's okay when I do it because no one wants me!

You don't even go to the gym.

Nothing? Am I supposed to be attracted to that bouncing load of lard?

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>>37243917
This

goddammit fukc you captcha

>be female
>go to the gym
>spend 5 mins on the treadmill and leave
#no excuses

>>37244679
you forgot the most important reason why they go there
>take 10000 pictures of some clothes/food/accesories that your sponsor paid you to wear and then post 1000 pictures on instagram
Also wearing 5 metric tones of make up to the gym also blows your cover.

Her ass looks fake anyway

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>>37244062
>I need more big ass webms like these plz.

Thank me later

>>37242614
>doing cardio at the gym
Why do people do this?

There's literally a whole world outside where you can run around free of charge.

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>>37242614
Tell her I'm using that treadmill (she leaves) I continue to run on a different treadmill

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>>37244062

Not as clear but does the job

>>37242920
Fun fact: Women get asses like that by working out.

They're trying to up their market value, getting a high bidder is just a bonus.

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Is this supposed to be hot? These asses are nigger-tier

>>37244871

but the outside world is scary and i dont wanna be breathing car fumes

>>37242614

compliment her on trying to lose some weight

>>37242614
That bitch has arms like a stevedore

>>37242614
let her exercise, she obviously needs the cardio

>>37242614
Probably be a bit grossed out

Happens all the time though
I just keep running though, listening to music to pass the time

>>37243917
>>37244110
>>37244361
>>37244579
L O W T E S T.
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>>37247670
>L O W T E S T
only niggers love ugly fat asses such as yourself.

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>>37242614
I'd probably have a panic attack to be honest.

>>37243917
>petitite
Only men with really low self-esteem want to breed with petite women and have manlet babies.

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>me
>the gym
pick one

The asses posted in this thread are all disgusting cellulite fatty garbage. The only accept thicc is fit thicc.

>>37242614
chase her like you're in a benny hill video

>>37242614
Slow down and just stare, that's the most I can do

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>>37242614
>paying attention to 3d
>ever

>your at the Gym
I train at home. And if I was in that situation, I would stop training and have a water or something. Too much distraction to train, I'll already noted that with female joggers and evade their path.
I already know I am not getting talked to or gonna start talking to her myself, so fuck it.

>>37247804
>tips fedora
>Only niggers like big assed women

Well meme'd m8

>>37244849

GOT DAMN WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE WOMAN THAT ASS IS ATTACHED TO

>>37244871
Aside from serious lifters, only idiots hold gym memberships.

>>37242659
Right after you flex a cep right

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>white booty
fucking gross. She probably smells like wet dog.>>37242614

>>37251143
Niggers smell like a monkeys ass so that isn't a better alternative

>>37242614
Ask her if I clean the sweat and musk from her shithole and crack with my tongue

>>37248192
This.

These asses are disgusting, they have no smooth shape and pert form.

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>>37243071
I feel you BOSS

>>37251401
we don't give a shit about your opinion faggot

With each stride-

"Braaaaaaaaaapppppp----brappppppppppppppp----brappppppppppppp"

Continue running. I don't find that kind of butt attractive.

>>37244413
enjoy being burnt out after 30 seconds because you never do cardio

I wonder why more fat girls don't run. That's actually kind of arousing.

I'm too shy to join a gym. I hear about all these robots mustering the courage, I don't see how. How could you possibly go work out in front of normies?

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>tfw she takes your water bottle and won't give it back

Why do you want to work out in front of them? Are you a circus performer? I just go to work out by myself. I chuckle at the fat guys because they don't belong but to one bothers the skellies. I got a little shit from the roid monkeys after getting pinned benching lmao1pl8 but they gave me some pointers and are pretty cool dudes. I'm still not 300lbs yet but one day. You'll never gain weight without lifting so you must decide if you really want it or not and go or stay home.

>>37251943
Legit impressive and convenient. Shame the water would get warm and smell like ass, but that's a unique talent.