time for a good old alcoholism thread probably gonna finish this

you have a receeding hairline
your fingernails are dirty and mangled, looks like you chew them a lot
your beard is a psuedo neckbeard, doesnt look like you have enough test for it to properly fill your face
you have faggy lips and a thin mustache
your essentially a ginger with grey hair
you have a 5head
dont get me started on your cringeshirt

>>37242036
Isn't it like 9 am there? Why would you want to start the day with the literal shittiest taste imaginable.

Alcohol is so shitty and ancient anyway just drink lean.

>>37242036
Wait I thought you were a tranny? What happened?

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>>37242113
why are you so mean to this guy?

>>37242168
Not him but he should just go to 420chan and browse the alcohol board, I'd rather see anime women then his face regularly

and I'm not even into anime like that

Sams.
Please try to stop this shit, i enjoy "drinking" with you... but you are getting wasted mid week mid day?

>>37242168
Because he's a faggot who uses an id name and thinks r9k cares who he is.

>>37242113
nice sperg-out post, you really tried with this one

samson you gotta drink less my dude

>>37242113
fuck off normie
>>37242146
because I enjoy alcohol, and opiates scare me
>>37242202
can't attentionwhore on there, and it's slow as fuck
>>37242207
>>37242272
it's one of my days off work, I can drink as much as I like

when your face and skin become evident of the alcoholism

>>37242392
how much do you spend on booze each week? just curious

It's Welfare Day here, and plan to drink it all today

I like this guy he is comfy.

I like seeing his threads here each week.

I like seeing a eggy thread once a week.

I like to see a no traps thread once a week.

I like to see "Normie's need to leave this board lets doing something" threads each week.

I like to see basketball dickhead thread once a week

I like to see " I'm gonna kill myself" thread every week.

I like to see "university is hell I'm just gonna drop out" threads once a week.

I like misaki threads every week.

I like " mummy found my cummie... " Every week

I like "and this is our sons room... "Thread every week.

I like elliot supreme gentleman threads every week.

I like to see " had g your sister or other family member" threads once a week.

I like to see " my stupid dad/stepdad " threads once a week.

I like to see " I'm gonna get kicked out" threads once a week.


This place is just one big pattern. I'm autistic so you better not change my routine.

Reeeeeeeee

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>>37242442
tfw the pattern of r9k is comfy and makes it even more exciting when there is a fresh thread.

>>37242392
But alcohol is literally an outdated drug. Look how crude and shitty all of that looks. Opiates are only scary in pill form bruv you can't od sipping.

>>37242258
But we kinda do care.
If we didn't, we'd just not respond to hi and then he'd fuck off.

>>37242036
Would definitely drink today if I could, but I ran out and can't get more until next week.

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>>37242562

>flaunting your being able to talk to people outside your room to get drugs privilege

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>>37242562
>you can't od sipping

ever heard of asap yams? lol

>>37242422
it varies depending on the booze I buy
>>37242442
damn right, I am an r9k institution
>>37242562
alcohol will never be outdated. as long as humanity exists, we will produce alcohol. even if Pisslam takes the world, people will keep brewing and distilling clandestinely
>>37242638
exactly. now either fuck off or stop whining

>>37242729
Good luck with the drinks samson I am about to embark on a walk to the store to purchase relish.

>>37242729
We still produce nes systems. Are those current and modern?

I'm not arguing with you but look at that shit. That bottle design that gross brown fluid sitting in that old musty glass.

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>>37242036
I used booze every other day, I don't anymore not because I don't want to but because I found a new drug I'm in love with that I can dose constantly all day
It's ghb, it affects the same part of the brain as alcohol, except no hangover, withdrawal, no smelling like booze every I go like I used to either
Pic related

>>37242036
Hey. Can't post my stuff cuz I'm on the toilet, but it's some boxed wine. Most bang for my buck as far as I can tell, but it tastes terrible. Is it worth getting less sauces for a craft beer?

>>37243038
w2c ghb

>>37243142
>most bang for your buck

Alcoholics are kinda stupid senpai.

>buy 13 dollar bottle of vodka
>has 1.7 liters in it
>buy 50 cent kool aid packets
>mix
>have drinks for a week with 14 bucks and water
>tastes better than beer and wine and straight liquor

>>37243176
I use 1,4 butanediol, it turns into ghb in your body
just Google right price chemicals 1,4 butanediol
I used to buy ghb on the darknet for 70, 100ml
Now I get 1 liter 1,4b for $200 and its legal
Way better deal

>>37242767
>tfw no money for relish or pickles
>>37243038
how does it taste though? that's another thing I like about alcohol, at least good alcohol
>>37243142
just get some cheap hard liquor, it'll get you drunk faster

samson

i hate to break it to ya buddy but

your fuckin ugly as shit holy fuck ur a fuckin ugly fucker aint ya

>>37243200
Hes says the wine tastes like shit, he's not gonna want shitty vodka

>>37243294
I dunno man cheap vodka and lemonade tastes 800 times better than wine to me and it only takes like 5 cups to get drunk as fuck

Also you can make slushies out of it. Also wine, what are you 40?

>>37243200
> $10 for 5L of 9% wine
> would finish that vodka bottle in a day anyway
> stuff my face with snacks as I drink so I can pretend im not drinking franzia
> smoke weed to avoid the liver damage
who's stupid now?

>>37243343
Idk you because that all sounds stupid besides the weed

>>37243270
It's a unique taste, it's not good, but tolerable
You only have to dose 3-4ml at a time

>>37243280
why do you think I drink?
>>37243323
cheap rum and watermelon juice is the best, especially at this time of year

>>37243270
Why would it get me drunk faster if im chugging my drink either way?

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>>37243403
Get pic related
Tastes like juice it's so sugary, but gets you fucked up

>>37243270
your telling me you can't spend $1.29 on a jar of relish. Also now that i'm back from my relish journey I checked the mail and got a pipe I ordered on ebay a couple of months ago.

>>37242113
Man, that was impressive but I was really hoping for the full Sherlock psychoanalyzing. https://youtu.be/v0rC-twlrfg

>>37243419
Looks weak senpai. Do you think the cheapest option is to just make my own homemade pruno?

>>37243507
It's only 5 bucks, and it's strong, its just incredibly sugary

>>37242036
Okay, a serious question now.
What would you do if your drunk father just fucking smashed locked doors to your room, and also doors to the hall. They were not in his way, he claimed he saw me outside and that I should be working and that Im not sick, but I am sick so I stayed at home. Sometimes when he is drunk he talks such stupid unreasonable shit and becomes literally crazy and more violent every time.
I cant really say anything about alcohol to him since I also drink too much but this fucking bastard is unbearable. also cant move out since no money(like i said, i drink a lot) and my father can make me lose my job

>>37243542
quit drinking, get a different job and move out seems like the only option DESU

>>37243542
Spike his drink with harder liquor. He'll od and die and you'll inherit everything he owns. As Jesus said, those who live by the bottle will die by the bottle.

>>37243142
>drinking in the day
what for?

>>37243605
It's my pregame for my nighttime drinking

>>37242392
>fuck off normie

Says the non virgin.

>>37243649
Lmao. I would do shit like this if my metabolism wasn't non existent and I didn't get sick so easy.

Every time I drink I get the worst headache I've ever had. Like before I even go to bed I don't get hungover the next day I get hungover as I'm drinking and sleep it off. Also this is just drinking at night I can't even imagine drinking during the day.

One time I drank at 8 am and stole my parents car and bought some crack and smoked it it was pretty fun.

>>37243603
that would be great. unfortunately he only drinks wine and beer, mostly at bars since he doesnt have much expenses, otherwise i would already do it.
I will take a little time, he will definetly start a conflict sooner or later and Im sure it would be a self-defense for me

>>37243403
good point
>>37243439
nice, a new pipe is always fun. what are you breaking it in with?
>>37243542
just fill your room with supplies and block the door when he gets that crazy

>>37243749
some weed once I get some more I need to get some pipe filters first though.

>>37243760
Pipe filters god you people suck

>>37243802
????
I'm confused if I don't buy a pipe filter the weed will clogged the air hole. I'm talking about the little metal ones not using cotton like some retard

>put cancerous doggo down today
>still have too much shit to do to drink
Have a shot on my behalf, 54m50n

big cans of cheap, strong german beer since it's all I can afford. the taste really gets pushed to the background when you've been drinking for a while so it doesn't really bother me apart from the fact that it's carbonated. russian ice tea is the best when you're playing the endurance game with booze.

captcha: Naranjos ahead
w-what does this mean ??

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>try to make any plans at anytime of day with alcoholic friend
>arrive at his house
>starts to get ready to go out (walking/cycling etc)
>spends the next 2-4 hours drinking
>"oh shit lol im far to drunk now anon"


Great fucking waste of my time t b h

>>37243943
so basically German malt liquor?
>>37243884
having one for you and one for your dog, RIP
>>37243760
do you know the strain?

>>37244005
Nah. I get it from I guy I know who deals coke so he just gets an O from someone he knows. Always good shit and cheap 180 per O

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I want you guys to know how much you mean to me. To be able to reach out and have someone there who understands is something that I need in my life, and I'm glad I have you all here for me.

>>37243994
apologies on behalf of my fellow boozeman, i'm much like that and it must suck for people around me but I can't help it

>>37244005
they're just 80 cent cans from Lidl's own store brand I think. it feels wrong to call it anything more than that, though it's very doable if you're just looking to pass time and get jolly

>>37243994
>spends the next 2-4 hours drinking
If you're there just tell him to wait until you get back, ya big wish you washy doormat.
Don't ogle him as he pours booze down his gullet for HOURS and then get toasty about his being drunk, that makes no sense.

Why have you still not bought a glass to pour your drinks in? A rocks glass won't cost you more than a buck.

>>37244116
Autistic people take shots and nothing else

>>37243856
Fuck the screen man. It's better without it whenever you're out of shit you can tap on your pipe and chunks of bud and burned weed fall out of the mouthpiece

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Alcohol is a shit drug.

Try heroin,ketamine or acid :^

Typical rocker shitbag :)

>>37244181
Alcohol is a great drug faggot

>>37244308
Enjoy gettin fat and having a shitty high lmao

>>37242036
I like your shirt, they were a quality band in a sea of posers.

>>37244084
store brand beer is not bad. I quite like the trader joes store brand beers
>>37244116
I have glasses, I just like taking shots

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>>37244103

Not toasty about being drunk

Toasty about making plans then dong fuck all but drink

Try and encourage things along but you can only ask "Are you nearly ready to go?" so many times before it starts to take the piss

>>37244437
yeah, i fucked up a lot of my friends nights out by either already gong out drunk, or getting drunk very quickly, or just embarassing both myself and them and passing out.
eventually the phones stopped ringing

>>37242036
drinking some cider, like 4 different kinds, only sweet cider, none of that dry disgusting shit

>>37244399
exactly. when you take all the other factors into consideration it's still a very worthwile beer and I'm glad it's out there. I can't afford my favourite, rum and coke followed by a fat joint, alas

also I think you look like Fenriz from good old Darkthrone so here's a little something for you, seems like you dig a bit of metal anyway. im in open G and I rarely play the track so go easy on this here take
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0baIisUVJO6

seems like it's about time to open up another can as well

>>37242036
can you stop posting your ugly motherfucking face? I hope someone tracks you down and shits on it. KIll yourself

Cheap cider is my poison of choice. Strongbow if I'm taking it easy, White Ace, Frosty Jacks if I'm looking to get crunk.

Anything other than beer makes me sick as shit but I've built up a decent tolerance to beer.

>>37242036
Ronnie Van Zant looking motherfucker.

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>>37242036
>Coroner
my nigger

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>Draw a handful of old tripfags from memory
>get kinda close
>realize there's not really anybody left who cares about old tripfags and this image is purposeless

>>37243507
DIY is always the way to go with booze. Much cheaper and higher quality than that carlo shit. A month ago they had 5 gallons of Cabernet Sauvignon for $45. If you just want to get fucked up Niagara or Concord will do in a pinch if you bother to tweak the acid and tannin levels.

Beer takes more effort than wine but it's a lot easier to get your hands on quality ingredients. Unless you go in group buys or catch it on sale wine juice can be costly.

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Tfw samson blacked out.

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>>37248047
heh, I think so as well. alcohol is a slipperly slope anyway, there's hardly any shame. in fact, I think I might follow the good man's example and hit it harder.

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>>37247420
Eeyore and chrisftag were the only one's I liked aside from that crusader guy and statfagging sojinist who I forget the names of.

>>37248047
>blacked out
>an alchie who drinks every day
He just regular passed out, he'll probably wake up to take a piss and snarf some chicken in about an hour.