>finally get gf >she hasn't brushed her teeth in

>>37237167
that's disgusting, when was the last time she saw a dentist?

>>37237167
>It'll be extremely painful
She's a big girl

>>37237167
and now you wonder why she picked you over all the other boys?

spoiler : everybody rejected her bc her mouth smells like ass

shes human trash. your standarts must be real high towards friends. did you find her under a bridge in a cardboard box? dump that subhuman

>>37237167
>mouth smells like death
>But gf her anyway
You're retarded

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>>37237167
>It'll be extremely painful
Why don't you buy her a mask?

>>37237180
Not sure
>>37237198
>>37237201
You're very mean

>>37237236
It was doable when we first met but it just gets worse each and every day.

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Where the fuck do you people even find women like this?

>>37237167
Is she a hippy type? She might be worried about the fluoride in toothpaste. You should get her some fluoride-free toothpaste.

>>37237252
On the internet
>>37237257
She is and I've brought up fluoride free toothpaste but her response is "I don't care about brushing my teeth"

>>37237302
Maybe you should start putting toothpaste on your penis and facefuck her. Make a game out of it and she'll want to play along.

>>37237167
>she hasn't brushed her teeth in 2 years
m8 if that's her oral hygiene I don't want to think of her genitals

>>37237167
What the hell, you don't want to kiss her because of that? That seriously seems like it would be really hot. Fucking hell, why can't I have a GF with shitty hygiene? Especially one that doesn't wash her armpits.

>>37237167
I'll take her, her stance on hygiene is similar to mine we'll be the perfect stinky couple

>>37237514
No dude you don't get it at all
It's the worst thing I've ever smelled. It smells like something is dying. I can deal with her armpits and not shaving but this is different.

That's an orc not a girl, dump her ass.
Or put tooth paste on your cock before she blows you

>>37237244
Not mean. Just honest.

>>37237536
I don't know, I haven't brushed for a year and my own breath smells like shit, but not that bad. I eat a lot of junk food too. Unless she exclusively eats mold and dead rats, I can't imagine her breath would smell repulsively.

>>37237167
When someone neglects themselves to that degree, it's usually a reflection of their mental state/mental disease. Is your gf is depressed or schizo? The cure for her self neglect isn't getting her to put a toothbrush in her mouth, but getting her the right medication and treatment for her mental health. The other problem could be addiction.

Losing her teeth won't even be painful when it gets to that point if she doesn't develop infections along the way. Her teeth will hurt while the nerve dies but by the time they are reduced to just root tips due to the extensive decay, she won't be able to feel it. The roots of your upper molars are close to your brain. Infections can become serious and life threatening in severe situations/if left untreated.

I know this and have seen it happen because I'm a dental hygienist

>>37237540
>Or put tooth paste on your cock before she blows you
ayyyyy
>>37237579
this

Poor hygiene is the biggest and most obvious red flag ever
ABORT MISSION

>>37237167
Did she get raped by a dentist/toothbrush, in the past?

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>>37237167
I'm a fembot who never brushed her teeth

big mistake

>>37237579
I don't think she's depressed but schizophrenia I'm not sure about. She always goes on about her "psychic visions" and dreams. She is convinced she knows what happens after we die. Not sure if that counts as schizophrenia because she doesn't seem to have any hallucinations or voices or anything.
>>37237692
Jesus

>>37237692
This made me get up, floss my teeth and rinse with mouthwash.
Now my energy drink tastes like shit. Thanks bitch.

>>37237167
>It'll be extremely painful
I'm sure she's a big girl

>>37237167
Is she willing to try mouthwash? Use the least intense one you can find.

>>37237167

can you not dip dentastix in chocolate and tell her they are a new type of food

>>37237572
>not that bad
you can't smell it you freak, your breath will be the only thing people talk about if they ever come across you

>>37237572
>I don't know, I haven't brushed for a year and my own breath smells like shit, but not that bad. I eat a lot of junk food too.

Be my smelly boyfriend or I will kill myself

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>>37237841
>brushing teeth then drinking an energy drink
might as well skip first part

>>37237692
Fucking hell. I haven't brushed my teeth in months. This motivates me to do so. Thanks.

>>37238124
Do it. It's not like it's hard to do. Doesn't even take more than a couple minutes

>>37238147
You sound like my mother. I'm depressed and lazy dude, it's fucking hard. I don't shower anymore either and I'm sick of her complaining about my smell.

>>37237167
dump her??? easy solution

>>37237193
For her
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original

>>37237514
>That seriously seems like it would be really hot.
You are a disgusting human being.

I bet you jack off to cartoon drawings of Simba pissing and shitting his diaper with smell lines coming off.

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>>37237167
Have you seen her vagina yet dude? I'm curious what it's like, if her mouth is that bad.

>>37238076
I can breathe into my cupped hand and then inhale what gets reflected.

And don't worry, there're other things people will talk about if they ever come across me for some reason. The dick stench, armpit stench, unkempt pube-beard, yellow teeth, me going bald, etc. I'd have to at least open my mouth for them to smell my breath, and that's not something I do often.

>>37238096
Only if you don't have a penis.

>>37238210
You aren't far from the truth. I jack off to lolis and scat, mostly.

>>37238191

You should try and get yourself in a routine of showering and teeth brushing and such. it will make you feel better, even if it seems like its a waste of time now and pointless, if you just force yourself to do it, after you've done it you will get a small sense of accomplishment / achievement. worked for me anyway.

same as changing my bed sheets and tidying up, organising things, feels like i'v done something and get a little bit of contentedness and happiness i'v actually done something

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>people don't brush their teeth every day

How? Why?

>>37239754
I don't get it either.
Even when I was a disgusting NEET I brushed them daily and showered daily.

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What the fuck? Just how low are your standarts? I cant even describe on how many levels is that disgusting. Someone post pic of that pedo who tried to claim he is not pedo by saying he eats shit

>>37239754
>>37239916
I have very good hygiene now but when I was around 15 I went months without brushing my teeth. Basically didn't have the willpower to get out of bed at all, just stayed in bed 24/7, didn't see the point of of brushing my teeth and the thought of having to do it every day for the rest of my life seemed insurmountable. It's hard to explain because I can't really relate to that mindset anymore, but that's how it was. >>37237579 is right.

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>>37239962
Look at that crisp smile. Just beautiful.

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>>37237167
Tell her you won't kiss her until she gets her shit straight.

Fucking normalfags.

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>>37240023
I wonder if OPs gf also has teeth like that

Ask her if she would be okay with you brushing her teeth for her. This can be a fun and caring activity for both of you.
Then reward her with some tongue wrestling.

>>37240023
Nick gave me the mental kick to finally fix my teeth.

>>37237167
I didn't brush for like a week and my teeth looked like pirate teeth with hideous dark brown stains.

>>37240079
It would take months of good dental care to fight off the rot mouth.

>>37240111
As her oral hygiene increases, so shall your love.

>>37240079
>fun
>brushing some disgusting bitch's teeth for her
Yeah no thanks. Fucking virgin.

>>37240149
You sound disgusting. Are you really so perfect?

>haven't brushed teeth in over a year
>even know the date I last brushed
>see thread

Kek. 7/May/2016 is the last time I brushed.

>>37240157
I'm good looking enough to have girls approach me at work so you tell me. I'm not brushing some girls teeth. But then again I wouldn't be with her to begin with

>>37240186
>job that women can do
really

>>37237572
Why the fuck? Just brush your teeth dude, it literally takes 2 minutes

How can people lack basic hygeine like this

>>37240231
Is that the only way you think you can get at me anon? I'm young, I don't give a shit lol. It's only a job while I go to uni

>>37237692
You look like fucking golem

Jesus christ

Medbot here
She needs to see a medbot.
> halitosis
> could have esophageal diverticulum
> needs barium swallow study

Have her breath into a bag and stick her nose in it.

> psych, strange ideas.
> may be schizotypal
> if hallucination could be schizophrenia disorganized type but highly unlikely as she sounds pretty functional

People who don't practice proper hygiene are trash tier. Tell her to either take care of herself or its not going to work out.

>>37240172
How does the furry teeth, bad breath and shit taste not bother you? How are you ever going to get a girlfriend like that?

>>37238042
Last time i spoke to my dentist she mentioned that using mouthwash without brushing your teeth is effectively the same as doing nothing

>>37238415
This.

I used to be able go weeks without showering or cleaning my room. occasionally I would go through clean everything and shower, it's a very comfy feel.

untill everything gets messy again