>18 >retarded >havent showered in 6 months >0 friends

What do you do and how have you survived

>>37229475
>24
>not too stupid
>shower every week
>0 friends for like 4 or 5 years
>dropped out in 10th grade
>parents dislike me but tolerate my existence
>think about suicide daily

we would probably get along pretty well too bad im socially retarded and dont use discord anyways

>>37229475
Look if you wanna kill yourself just fucking do it, pretending to be suicidal to get friends is stupid

>>37229538
i was being SARCASTIC u fcukin idiot get the fuck off my thread aspie

>>37229549
if that's your idea of sarcasm I'm afraid you're the aspie, aspie

>>37229475
>>have ingrown toenail

Cut the nail slightly with nail clippers and then rip the rest of it out with tweezers.

Stop being a pussy, I've done it like 4 times.

>>37229549
>enter thread
>was going to try to befriend OP
>see this post
>am aspie IRL
O-ok then...

>>37229592
How the fuck have you not learned to just prevent it by now, four times is three times too many.

fuck off roastie

ur clearly a stacey here to fuck with robots

>>37229675
that's a male (male)

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>18

I'd be your friend if you weren't so fucking YOUNG

In western society, you're barely even an adult until you're like 25. Where all the older, pathetic weeb losers on this site?

>>37229737
i feel you i hate when i go to threads like these and see people thinking their life is bad when they are still 18

>message
>talk for a bit
>IGNORED
every time a girl goes "I need friends...." she means I EXPECT YOU TO CARRY EVERY CONVERSATION AND IF YOU FALTER FOR A SECOND YOU'RE IGNORED COMPLETELY.
Why do girls have fucking no personality whatsoever?

>>37229672

Because I cut them wrong, and I didn't really give a fuck. I ain't no pussy.

>>37229754
poopoo peepee :D

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>>37229475
What makes you worth being friends with

>>37229827
Absolutely nothing
No personality.
No charm
One word responses
I hate people like this

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>>37229754

>implying OP is a girl

lmao

Oh look i posted a qt anime girl to i am also a girl

>>37229737
But what If I'm 19?

>>37229475
Baker acted yet?

M' dear old dad would say "your stink brings a tear to my eye." That was after about two, maybe the three months, maybe half that, who knows- I find my b.o. pretty repellent too.

Immediately strapped me to a gurney after politely pretending to make conversation with me, got in the shower as soon as they showed me to my room at the "facility."

>I couldn't really figure out how the shower knobs worked and I spent over an hour in there and flooded the bathroom a teensy bit.

>Probably half the reason they held me as long as they did.

>Equally competent at chat. Meaning not. Meaning don't.

>35
>got a guy from "department of rehabilitative services to say "maybe organic brain damage"
>Had 0 friends since before you existed
>You wouldn't be friends with an old person if I tried, would just laugh at me
>Cut my nails yesterday, take that.

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>>37229834
How boring, what's the point if the person doesn't even try.

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I wonder........
????nskwkwjwkw

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Why ask people to add you then not say anything ?? OP is clearly just wasting our time

>>37229985
Every person wanders alone through their life, all of it, seeking nothing so much as a friend. Religion is nothing more than our struggle to find some warm welcome from the other, from the void of what lies beyond ourselves. To give up entirely on the extending of our own hand to another would be the same as giving up on our self, finally, fatally, absolutely.

>>37230185
this guy is an original faggot

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added you. attached pic is my profile picture.

>>37229916
Enjoy being baited by an underageb& into being blackmailed by wannabe hackers.