tfw not a girl >kiss other girls for fun >change in front

>>37226268

Just pretend you're gay.
You'll get to do everything you just listed.

>>37226376
Nah, I think that is a meme.

I wonder are women naturallyy lesbians?
Researchers have found out that straight women get turned on when wathing lesbian porn, whereas straight men don't get turned on while watching gay porn

>>37226627
What seriously?
Source me please

>>37226268
>>change in front of them
>>physical intimacy like cuddling, sitting in a girl's lap isn't gay
if you have a dudefriend on as many levels of irony as you, and at least one of you has a girlfriend, you can definitely do this
source: I do this

>>37226633
That is common knowledge. Grills are all bi.

>>37226268
Go trap. You can do it.

>>37226781
>Researchers have found out its common knowledge
Gee thanks

>>37226627
Bullshit, I'm straight and when i watch gay porn i get a boner. Myth busted

>>37226627
>straight men don't get turned on while watching gay porn
I don't think that's neccasiarly. true. I find the dick to be aesthetically pleasing. maybe because i've played with mine for so long i've grown an attraction to it. but the idea of kissing a man. fucking a man in the ass, even loving a man really rubs me the wrong way. but looking at a cock? It's kind of appealing.

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>fembot
Actual women don't act that way, OP. Only the "best friends" do.
They do get incredibly experimental around their teens, however, and will certainly challenge eachother to kiss another girl.
But I don't have many friends, I just witness these things, so don't listen to me.

>>37226585
It isn't, but you have to be a least sort of cute.
t. gay

>>37226627
I think it has more to do with women being inherently narcissistic and self-serving desu. Even when watching heterosexual porn, women tend to look more at the woman's body/face.

>>37227125
Or maybe men are just fucking ugly tbqh famalam

>>37226268
>drama
>have to shave everything all the time or be absolutely fucking disgusting
>if you're actually interesting most guys won't really care
there is no greener side. your life would suck either way.

>>37226941
do you want to kiss a grill though, fembot?

>>37227457
Nope. I used to think I was gay in middle school, but I'd just gone through a Tumblr faggot stage.
I'm full hetero now.

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>straight girls kiss each other all the time
>actual dyke not getting kissed
Fucking hetshits

>>37227580
it's okay straight girls don't kiss us het men either
They just really like each other

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>>37227740
Hetero genocide when?

>>37227982
Het men and lesbians should get together and let straight girls die out on their own

>>37228029
But then I'd have to breed with straight men.
Which would make me straight.
Which means I'd have to kill myself.
So I think I'm just gonna stay alone and shitpost endlessly about hetshits.

>>37228064
Darn. Your loss.

>>37227580
Well no. We kiss femme's.
Straight or otherwise in a technically ironic manner. If we wanted to kiss dykes we'd just kiss men.

>>37228112
I meant dyke more like, derogatory for lesbian. I'm femme.

>>37228089
I guess anon.

>>37228064
You taking my sperm to breed doesn't make you straight. You'd be like a bro that I can impregnate. Or I could be the cute girl who can impregnate you. Whichever. We can make this a gay thing if we try harder.

>>37226268
If you were a girl you wouldn't want to do any of that. At least not the same way you do now.

Unless you were gay, but it looks like they'd be able to smell the gay on you if >>37227580 is any indication.

>>37228128
Now are you a good looking femme cause stacey's been drinking and she looks receptive.

>>37228133
Would you wear a skirt?

>>37228182
They definitely smell the gay.

>>37228201
Eh, sorta cute I guess.
Not that I really want to make out with some dick receptacle Stacy tbqh

>>37228240
I was more saying I could makeout with stacey cause she's looking vulnerable.

>>37228029
I wouldn't mind getting into a sexless sham marriage/best friendship with a gay girl as long as she didn't mind occasionally running around naked or masturbating in front of me.

>>37228240
Does a kilt count?

>>37226268
Shut the fuck up you pathetic waste of life

>>37228353
>running around naked or masturbating in front of me
Okay, but no eye contact. And you have to pretend to like my mother. Trust me that'll be hard.
Kilts are fine.

>>37228411
Done. I pretend to like my own mother, yours can't be any worse.

>>37228445
She once burned me with a cigarette because I wore her fur as a joke.

>tfw lesbian
>tfw girls flirt with you, touch you, even kiss you just for validation and attention, but never want to date you
like bitch, i will actually fuck you, so you better stop toying with me.

>>37228240
>implying I don't already wear skirts
just where do you think you are

>>37228458
Ok, yours is worse. Mine would just punched me in the stomach and knock out my wind if I ever tried to argue with her.

>>37228477
Join the club anon.

>>37228491
I know it's you moot, you still want to be the little girl.

>>37228531
Yeah. She's a huge cunt.

ppl dont smell gayness
im a bi girl and nobody can tell

>>37226878
you're still gay, you just haven't accepted it

>>37228558
>implying you're gay
You're just a hetshit who likes threesomes

>>37228477
>bitch i will actually fuck you
Thats the fun part. We can just blueball anyone doing this regardless of gender. Hell, we even blueball the people that watch.

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I'd fuck so many people if I were a girl

It's just not fair

It's no surprise so many men are trannies when you see all the perks of being a girl

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I promise I'm not a normie
>go to "party" with a few old friends and a few people I didn't know
>the 2 girls start making out for fun after they do shots
>the 5 dudes in the room, one of which is one of the girl's boyfriend, intently staring
>both claim to be straight

Honestly this is a good system, I'm not getting the girls anyway but at least I can enjoy that

>>37228477

Lesbianism evolved as a way to garner male attention, so it makes sense they'd only go half deep with you. If you want to fuck straight chicks, do it as part of a male attention seeking ritual. "You know what Johhny would find real hot? Me eating you out." Or you can can volunteer yourself as the third wheel for a sexual encounter. It'll pay dividends.

>>37228645
You don't need to be a girl to get lots of dick.

>>37228596
I would never be in a threesome
Gross

>>37228780
>she doesn't want to be dped
bitch pls

>>37226268
>get genitals mutilated
T-thanks Jews...

>>37228064
>Which would make me straight.
Only if you enjoy it.

>>37227580
Straight girls really only kiss other straight girls because that way there's no "oh they got the wrong idea" or something