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Why don't you just get a bf? You'd be way better off

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Why don't you just get a bf?

You'd be way better off that way.

You'd love it, Anon.
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>>37225160

There are so many good bf's out there.

It is time to go full gay.
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>>37225160
Because getting cheated on and putting up with drug problems and drama doesn't sound remotely amusing.
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>>37225260
>There are so many good bf's out there.
>This was a serious post
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>>37225160
Because I'm chubby and I look younger than I am
The twink look is only good on skellies, not fatasses
No one wants me because I'm like a 3/10 in a class of people that is consistently made up of 7/10+
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>>37225160
>don't want to wake up next to a trap that decided to off himself in the night because of mental illness
>don't want to catch STD's
>don't want to deal with a slut with mental age of a child
>"you'd love it, Anon"
Nah, i really wouldn't
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>>37225160
>>37225260
I've been TRYING to but they're all apparently fucking gay now so i'm just switching to girls and apparently doubling my chances.
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>>37225414
>don't want to deal with a slut with mental age of a child
This. Fags are insufferable creatures.
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Because there are no cuteboys in london or the whole uk
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>>37225330

That only happens with girls. There are way more crazy bitches out there these days. You should get yourself a reclusive sweet bf, he would be so good for you, he'd let you fuck his boipussy. It doesn't get more friendly than that. It would be an amazing time, playing vidya, having sex and passionate forbidden feelings. This is totally up your ally.

My god, think of that blowjob. Getting your dick sucked by your obedient bf, best blowjob ever, you'd love it so much. You'd bust all kinds of nuts Anon.

That is what it is all about Anon. This is what your life should be like, plundering boibooty every day. Ramming your cock waaaay up his butt. It is what you're about Anon. This is the arc of your lifestory. Boipussy, you want that delicious boipussy. Even if it takes you a year of dieting and working out, you're gonna be in that boipussy. This is your dream, your mission in life, your reason to get up in the morning, all that you are, all that you see! All you'll ever be!

Common Anon, you just got to get up there and just do it Anon. This is what you want. You're a bad boy, baaad boy.
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>>37225544
>That only happens with girls.
Another problem right here - all the fucking lying and delusion. No thanks, slut. I work with almost nothing but women and I can emphatically state it is a breath of fresh air to be the fuck away from men who only think of avarice, violence and fucking 24/7.
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I'm not attracted to most guys, but some of them are pretty cute on the internet, very unlikely to meet one though and not even sure if I'm gay enough to like them in person.
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>>37225581
>someone who actually summed up my views on women nicely on /r9k/
woah
note that violence doesn't necessarily have to be physical violence, usually it's emotional
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>>37225637
Oh all men are fucking sadist sociopaths. I'm convinced the Y chromosome should be considered similar to trisomy, except it makes someone really fucking violent and insane.
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>>37225581

Oh common, are you guys seriously scared of a cute obedient bf? Then you ought to be terrefied by girls, every thing bad that can happen with a bf is far worse with a gf.

Boys are way better than girls these days. Girls can't even cook anymore, they've lost all their talent and as a result the guys have become more resourceful.

If you get a bf you ususally get a free massager, someone to iron your shirts, make you delicious food and everything women used to do back in the golden years of heterosexuality.

This is what you've always dreamed of. Are you gonna go through all the trouble it is to get a gf, when you'll only get a 4/10 at most, and she doesn't even have a penis. How are you gonna live with that? You've seen the porn, there are hot women out there, sexy shemales with glittering naughty cocks. You can't go back to a 4/10 overwheight dame after this shit.

You need a bf. Deep inside you know that you don't want to die before knowing the feel of a dick'n'balls smacking against your belly as you violently thrust into their ass with all of your might. That is what real sex feels like.

You are man, you have needs. You need to feel good about yourself. Seeing your penis insert itself into a boipussy, with the balls and penis just drooping between its legs, is the way of true happiness.

You need it, you want it, you deserve it.
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I tried 3 times and all 3 ended up with me getting abandoned and heartbroken despite trying my best. Gays are degenerates and deserve to be gassed.
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>>37225863
>Boys are way better than girls these days.
Yeah everything you said was true, except switch everything you said with the opposite of what you said. Men are infinitely worse than women in literally every single fucking way.
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I've been looking for a bf for a while now but it's hard, there are a lot of shy guys on /r9k/ that are difficult to talk to, and a lot of normies too that have promiscuous sex and disgusting crap like that.

Most of them aren't actually that gay either, they're just into femboy on femboy and stuff like that, while I'm a big guy 4u masculine manly man.

It also doesn't help that they're all way younger and I'm entering 25+ territory, which makes it hard to relate to a lot of them.
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>>37225160
im too fat and ugly and a shitskin. i wish i were gay, its the only real love on the planet. i hope gay people become the master race.
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>>37225581
>>37225931
You heteronormies are so delusional and repressed, you're trying to fool yourselves into thinking that women are anything worth desiring. I've worked in an all-female workplace and it was terrible, absolutely awful in every way. There are probably some decent women out there in the world but they're very, very, very few and you'd better believe they're already taken by a 10/10 superchad.
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>>37226155
I'm gay. Everything 4chan incels bitch about with women, fags are the exact same except cranked to 2 trillion. I don't even WANT a bf anymore. Fags are just too much hassle.
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i would be gay but i have a microdick and i dont like the idea of being fucked in the ass
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>>37226226
>has micro dick
>doesn't like anal
*holds his hat over his heart*
I am sorry for your pain, truly a proof of the absurd nature of this reality
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>>37226284
i am trapped in this mortal shell
my only wish is the courage to free myself
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>>37226226

Have you tried it?

People with smaller penises often have bigger prostates, enhancing the anal experience.

Thats why the asians love it so much.
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>>37226324
but i want to fuck, not be fucked
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>>37226336

Well jeez, what can I tell you?

People in wheelchairs wants to walk. But they were just not born with that ability.
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>>37226365
exactly, so i just chose nothing
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>>37225931
>t. roastie toastie with the bitter poastie
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>>37226399
Why not just go full tranny?

The horemones will make you love the cock.

Also, if your penis is so little, why don't you just lock it away, so people don't have to look at it.
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>>37226462
I'm a guy you fucking moron. Typical nuchan level of intelligence.
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>>37226501
i dont believe in tranny shit
it already is locked away and will be forever
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>>37225160
I would but I'm only attracted to feminine boys and girls (male). Neither of those groups would want to date me and I don't like manly guys.
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>>37225160
that's gay and i'm not gay
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>>37225514
How cute are you after anon?
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>>37226576
You were locked up by god

Why did he do this to you? Just to mock you?
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>>37226622
Skinny, little body hair, kinda cute face I guess.
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>>37226047
Are you Melbourne top Anon? Want to talk?
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>>37225395
We share some feels man...
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>>37226660
For my sins in a previous life, i suppose.
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>>37226591
Why wouldn't they want to date you? If you're a 5-6/10 you can easily go to 8/10 if you clean yourself up and get /fit/. You'll have guys all over you I guarantee it.
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>>37225414
You forgot the majority have fucked niggers
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>>37225160
>Why don't you just get a bf?
how do I do this?
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>>37225414
>don't want to wake up next to a trap that decided to off himself in the night because of mental illness
Meh it isn t gonna happend in a billion time
>don't want to catch STD's
condom you cunt
>don't want to deal with a slut with mental age of a child
one night stand maybe ? but that s actually maybe the only resonable reason
>"you'd love it, Anon" -Nah, i really wouldn't
give it a try then
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>>37226766
tfw you were Hitler or Ted Bundy in your past life
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>>37226316
Either that or wait for some scientist dudes to fix that, maybe with stemcell or some dna manipulation

>>37226814
Only trap fags in my country are foreigners and they are nuts so ill take a pass on that
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>>37226814

Yeah, anon has to do it. He has to do gay sex. It is a must do, a must gay.
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>>37226793
>If you're a 5-6/10
I keep forgetting how normal /r9k/ has become. If I were average or above average, I wouldn't be here. I'm an ugly robot.
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>>37226814
>condom you cunt
a condom doesn't protect against HSV or HPV so good luck with your herpes and warts
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>>37225544

Is this post supposed to be anything other than gross? I look at traps sometimes but this post seems like it was written by a 70 year old perverted man. This won't turn anyone gay anon.
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BUT WHERE ARE THEY? ;_;
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>>37225160
I wanna...

but im really shy, and it seems the only way to get one is by being a slut and posting lewds to get attention. I just wanna find one boy and only do sexual things with them.
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>>37225581
this
sure you can get boipussy but you'll have to put up with the worst mental illness bullshit in the process
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>>37227076

Where are you from anon? I'm this way too, I want a real relationship but everyone else just wants sex.
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>>37225929
this post is literally "Ive had bad experiences so all x group should be killed le edge"
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>>37226936
you re taking the same risk with a woman
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>>37227121
Im in Ohio

desu your probably far away, nobody is ever close. I wish there were more boys who weren't stupid sluts and just wanted to be obedient and faithful. Sucks
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>tfw really small, femboy tier body but ugly face
Fuck my shit up senpai
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>>37227164

Oh, well I'm looking for a bottom anyways so it wouldn't have worked out.

>>37227183
L O C A T I O N
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>>37227164
>Im in Ohio
Me too. What region?
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>>37227293
>Oh, well I'm looking for a bottom anyways so it wouldn't have worked out

I am, but your not nearby anyways.
I noticed the wording made it seem weird.

>>37227308
I live in Cincinnati
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>>37227183
>femboy tier body but ugly face
ha ha me too
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>tfw went through high-school with a huge crush on one of my best friends
>never got the courage to tell him how I feel

Being gay sucks. If you tell a girl how you feel and she rejects you,it just becomes awkward between the two of you. But if you tell a boy and he rejects you,you pretty much have to move town. Damn,I wonder what he's doing now.
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>>37225160
Because there's no way to meet a clean, loyal bf as a closeted faggot, online dating/Tinder/whatever is begging to get pozzed and promptly dropped/cheated on. Fuck this world, if it was possible to get an actually quality bf I wouldn't give a shit about hiding my faggotry
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>>37227317
>I live in Cincinnati
Other side of the state. No friends for me.
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>>37225160
Because nobody wants a fat boy bf
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>>37225160

Anyone here from Texas?

>tfw I already know the answer is no
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>>37227372
>no way to meet a clean, loyal bf as a closeted faggot
>closeted faggot
True.

If you don't give of some kind of signal, you'll be overlooked.
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>>37227467
Im from Texas, but i dont live there.
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>>37225160
I remember considering dating guys in high school. They were almost always either ugly or way out of my league, so I didn't even try. I always thought there were cuter boys than me, so what would be the point in competing.
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>>37227385
Fuck you you fucking nigger. I'm saving up to meet a girl that's hundreds of miles away. States away from me. You're still in the same state as them. Give it some effort. I hate you. Stop being a lazy piece of shit. AHHHH!!!
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>>37227694
>girl
>ldr
Congratulations. You picked the two things that have the worst odds of working out.
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>>37225160
I'm trying, but I think he's straight
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>>37227889
She has a penis and she doesn't want to do LDR, that's why I'm seeing her in person.
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because im too nervous to tell him i like him and i dont want to scare him away if he doesn't like me
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Fine anyone wanna be my boyfriend? I'm 18 top.
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>>37225160
It's literally impossible to get a bf off /r9k/

>>37228074
you live in Afghanistan or Tasmania or some shit
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>>37225160
They're just as bad as girls though, they don't have lower standards and they aren't any less annoying.
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>>37228141
>It's literally impossible to get a bf off /r9k/
i literally did
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>>37225160
I've been trying for years now; gay dating is virtually impossible.
Alas, the world is full of stupid, slutty twinkfags.
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Is this some NSA/CIA psyops?
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>>37228728
It's some kind of psyop yes, someone has been pushing the gay agenda on /r9k/ for a year or two now. I don't think it's anything malicious, seems like they just want people to be more open minded and normalize homosexuality a little more. It's been very successful and is now a staple of this board's culture. With no many converts even many people that weren't involved originally are making threads and perpetuating it on their own.

I like it honestly, it's much better than all that 'forever alone' slut worship and tfw no gf garbage that used to plague this place.
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>Dick is only 5.5 inches
>Fags are total size-queens

ill just get a tomboy gf or something
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>>37228728
>lets make these lonely losers like girly boys
>haha yeah that'll show em

wtf i love the cia now
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>>37228838

>robots get distracted by cumming in traps
>no longer angry virgin outcasts but still losers
>the beta uprising never happens
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>>37228799

I don't understand why they push this agenda on us. I already liked traps, pushing this gay stuff is basically rubbing it in my face that I don't know any traps IRL. It's just making me more sad ;_;
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>>37225160
If I can't get a gf, what makes you think that I can even get a bf, you dumb fucking bimbo?
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>>37228815
Is that easier than being gay?
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>>37226047
Where is this mural at?
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>>37226713
I know someone in Essex who fits that description with a 7.5" dong :^)
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Do gay boys like to cuddle, this is very important. Sex is not that important.
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>>37225160
tried that
got cheated on 3 times by closeted adderall/xanax addicts
gay men are harder to get than girls
gay men are all promiscuous manwhores blah bnlah blah fuck off fuck you thread im going to hang the next person who breks my heart no one can hae eme etc etc fuck you im tired of this shit im too ugly to be found atractibe and all that shit idc anymore so fuck you
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>>37225160
>Catholic
Meaning I believe that sex is for procreation in a healthy relationship to produce children. Catholic children. Now, if you want to have sex just to get off, sure, go for a guy, but I'm going to find a girl with the mindset of a dude rather than have to deal with another man's cock.

>straight
Meaning I don't find men attractive at all in any way. I don't find cocks attractive, and the thought of kissing a man disgusts me.
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>>37227467
Yep.

originale
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>>37228945
If you're actually gay, not just meme-gay, it can be kind of a big thing. Like, coming to terms with it and figuring how it fits into your identity. There's some responsibility to out yourself and be visible, and take part in activism.
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>>37226047
Please be in Lisbon.
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>>37226570
C U C C
originarualal
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>>37229064
I can be pretty clingy and cuddly, but it depends on the individual I think.

Also, sex is important.
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>>37225160
Already am, to put it simply too much drama. Only good thing gay guys are for is sex. The two sane gays guys on the planet are mostly bi all the others suffer for a mental illness and blah blah, worse than women frankly. It's either aids, schizophrenia or daddy issues the latter is the cause for most homosexuals in my opinions. That or hormones
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>>37226717
>>37229127
I'm in the US, sorry anon.

I don't mind long distance, but it might be hard from another continent...
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Would any anons have a problem with topping a black guy?
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>>37229115

Are you a bottom or top?
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>>37229234
Bottom-ish (currently a confused bisexual). I'm the post on top of you
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>>37228799

This one is probly just a degenerate 30+ faggot trying to prey nudes out of some lonely bitter anons. And that's just the big problem with gays nowadays. Always some degenerate with an ulterior motive.

The fem anon threads are the psyops, judged by their easy shitposts and scripted unoriginal content.
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>>37229119

Being gay doesn't mean you have to be a loud-mouthed SJW fag crusader. Gay marriage was kind of silly, and most things gay people do "activism" for nowadays is stupid. There's no reason to be an activist for gay rights today, there are much bigger problems in the world.
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>>37229207
Shame, best of luck in your search anyway, Anon.
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>>37225160
I'm an adult, but I'm not grown. I'm not a good enough person to be someone's partner. I'm afraid that I'd be wasting both my and their time.

I'm even more afraid I'd find someone just like me and we'd both latch onto each other and never be better.

I'm trying to change, though. I'm trying really hard.
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>>37229248

So you're black anon? Oregano oregano
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>tfw come from conservative Christian family, berate homos and laugh at them with my dad and uncles but secretly i want to cream into a twink's ass and cuddle with him all night and have him as a bf
sometimes i just want to hurl myself off a bridge
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>>37229351
Yes senpai. It can bretty nice
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>tfw BF is coming down to stay with me for an entire week in June

feels good, man
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>>37226047
Pls be my boyfriend. I'm a 28 year old full gay NEET.
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>>37229322
I want to love you so hard it clears all your insecurities because you are totally worth it anon.
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>>37229384

I'm not attracted to black people I'm sorry anon. We probably don't live nearby anyways desu.
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>>37229443
Aw rats, that's alright Anon. I hope you find your ayran twink qt.
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>>37227467
I live in Texas, near Austin
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>>37229459
Would you consider yourself qt?
Post pic
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I don't even care about sex, I just want somebody I can relate to in a meaningful way. I don't know if it's just that I have a problem relating to people or if everyone can't *truly* relate to other people. (but then why the fuck does it not seem to bother anybody)

I have friends, that's not the problem, it's the fact that whenever I try to have a deep conversation with somebody, I feel like we're not meeting eachother halfway.

who else here /knowsthisfeel/
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>>37229064
I literally want cuddles more than anything else
don't even care about sex desu
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>>37229867
I'm pretty eh
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>>37227486
Not him but I don't want to tell anyone I like dicks because then they'll just think I'm one of those liberal California faggots.
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>>37229233
Sorry, I'm a faggot not a zoophile.
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I really want a cute twink femboy bf like me to cuddle with but where the fuck are they. Where do you look if you're in a Chad dominated area in the middle of nowhere.
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>>37229943
I think you could be fairly twinky if you lost weight desu
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>>37230050
I'm a closet faggot in california...
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>>37230150
Idk man, I've been skinnier, but I still kinda look like this. I think I just have a stocky build.
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>>37229943
pretty nice desu. Shame I'm scared of all black people.
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>>37229932
>tfw my Mom is my best friend because she's the female version of me and is the only person I understand at a fundamental level thanks to our hours-long conversations on life, mental illness, and family

I really fucking love her. In another life, I would have fallen for her hard.

I'm sorry you don't have that. It's tiring to play these characters, not being able to open yourself fully to someone else.
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>>37230187
You'll come around one day desu. We're not that bad I promise.
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I am 26.

Nobody wants a 26 year old who's never been in a serious relationship before.

That just screams "guaranty void, dont buy."

But I try anyway, with little to no success.
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>>37229776

I live near Austin too anon. Do you have a kik?
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>>37229943

I think I may know you irl. I won't tell anyone b/c I'm not an asshole but does your name start with an A
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>>37230166
I meant the kind of leftist SJW queen faggots that give us decent homos a bad name.
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>>37230305
Nope. lol you scared the shit out of me for a second.
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>>37230207
>tfw I'm in my late 20s and I still have drunken movie nights with mommy
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Because cute gay dudes are more degenerate than cute girls.
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>>37230347
Most of them, at least on /r9k/, are literally virgins.

I'm talking never been on a date, never been kissed, they may have some degenerate fantasies but don't we all?

When's the last time you found a female virgin, huh?

To these roastie sluts you're just another guy in a long line, roasties are literally incapable of pair-bonding they can not love.
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>>37229006
That's a shop (hopefully) and the artist is Heikatsu.
Funnily enough that picture was drawn way before the wendy's twitter rampage.
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>>37230333
I've been trying to convince my Mom to try mushrooms with me. She's a bit scared because of her mental problems, but I think I may be able to convince her after I snapped her out of her depressive episode with benzos.

I'm glad you have fun with your Mom too. I think we should cherish these moments as long as we can.
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>>37225160
because they're as hard to get as a gf for someone with zero social aptitude
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buying bf.

I'll pay you in cheap alcohol and pizzas.
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>>37231447
strong bait, that's my favorite.

can i be your bf?
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>>37231562
Yes. Tell me where you live so I can come over with the 40s and $5 hot n readys.
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>>37231719
i'm in new york

hopefully you like bigger guys, it's hard to stay skinny on a diet of beer & pizza
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>>37230266

Yeah it's isis_cold
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I've never even had a girlfriend, but, I'm open to getting a boyfriend OP.

Give me a detailed step by step process on how to acquire a boyfriend. I'm decent looking and decently fit, but not Chad levels. How do I get an anime watching vidya playing qt boyfriend?
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>>37225160
Because I've never had one before. And I'd feel weird jumping right in.

Probably would love it though. I think I just have cold feet.
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i want a bf

i'm a tall, underweight 18 year-old with low self-esteem
does this interest anyone? i might be mentally ill but if i hurt anyone it'll be myself not you.
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I would wreck a twink's asshole and make him call me daddy but my dick is only 4" fully erect so it would be humiliating for me more than anything and I'm way too masculine to be a bottom.
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Threads like these make me feel awful. I'm so lonely fellow gaybots, but I don't stand a fucking chance.
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>>37232138
What makes you say that?

I've met plenty of robots like you with low self-esteem and most of them were wonderful.
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>>37232022
Would it be alright to chat and see where things go?
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>>37232022
Well what's your discord?
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who /sexuallyconfusedNEET/ here?
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>>37232176
I'm an old, ugly, socially retarded NEET with brain problems who lives in a small town.
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>>37225160
I never considered it until soon. But I'll answer since the question is concerning me now :

> Afraid not being able to feel love for him
> Don't know where I could find a bf
> I have enough problems to be gay anon, it'd ruin the only things left that matters to me (t. rare relationships)
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>>37225160
>prison gay

No thanks, fucking degenerate, kys.
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would anyone like to try being friends
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>>37229943
A Black gay Anon on /r9k/? WHERE ARE YOU?
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>>37232250
okay sure
>>37232297
i just made one and its name is faelode
do i have to give you one of those links to my room?
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>>37232731
what are the numbers under/beside your name?
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>>37232761
#0639
i got muted for this
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>>37227183
>cute feminine face but average male body

Do you think you know pain?

I know pain.
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>>37232654
Sure, sounds like fun anon.
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>>37232801
where can I add you mister?
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If you aren't a literal obese ogre with a 2/10 face then you can't be a gay robot.
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Because im not a normie faggot
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>>37232812
Gots discord?
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>>37232789
thats me but my body is kinda girly too
and I'm straight
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>>37232854
I will make one
what's your username?
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>>37232325
Be my bf and I'll turn you straight pretty quick.
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>>37225160
Stop trying to turn me gay I fucking hate this board now
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>>37232830
Trust me, having a 2/10 face is enough. People only care about facial aesthetics. Fat guys have it way better off.
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>>37232325
>long and disastrous relationship with woman and finding support on my best friend made me sexually confused

Trully the worst.
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>>37232936
Gotta love that chargeman
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>>37232830
oh look it's another bara = trugay poster
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>>37232960
I'm saying that all you need is a 3+/10 face and to NOT be fat to get a bf.
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>>37225160
Don't remind me.
>only attracted to effeminate cuteboys or transgirls
>can't find anyone local
>people aren't receptive to LDRs
My life would be so much easier if I were attracted to women. I just want someone to love.
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>>37225160
Real life boys aren't as cute and feminine like yaoi anime boys. Infact, real life fags are outright disgusting.
I also find the though of anal to be repulsive. I mean, you shit from there. And cleaning it up every time before we have sex would be bothersome and messy.
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>>37232902
zatchy#0426
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I'm not entirely opposed to it. I'm in college now so I can get away with it. However, something tells me I should work through my homoerotic urges in a more productive manner, like MMA fighting or Jui Jutsu
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I just want someone to be friends with, hold hands with, and sleep in the same bed with. I don't even care about sex.

Why is life so unfair?
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>>37232927

Are you a girl (male)?

>>37232947

Ugh, I can't stand it. On one hand I want to know what I really like, on the other my gut tells me not to fuck guys and that I'm overthinking it.
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>>37233363
>tfw no qt bf to hurl to the ground in a demonstrations of a throw
Thanks for reminding me, buddy.
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i kinda do have an internet bf. i dont find him very attractive currently tho
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>>37233704

Let me have him
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>>37233718
id feel bad
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what's a good site for gay vids (twink/trappy bottoms only)? I use spankbang otherwise, but their gay section is abyssmal
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>>37233672
>tfw no bf to gently but firmly rape in the ass knowing that he's closeted and would never tell, and he likes me too much to anyway

he might pout for a few days for being too forceful but i'm sure he'd forgive me eventually.

it would just be so thrilling, overpowering him and totally making him my bitch even against his will, i'd feel so fucking strong and masculine.
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>>37233738
https://www.xvideos.com/favorite/671101/twinks
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>>37233704
I'm worried that this is about me.

Can you give me a hint so I can know for sure?
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>>37225544
Are you 15 or something? Because that sort of relationship doesn't exist outside of high school.
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>>37233784
idk anon, that kind of relationship seems pretty ideal, but i'm NEET with a very skewed perception of how life works.
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>>37233781
He is a blonde
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>>37233672
>>37233743
See this is what makes me fear the pursuit of man ass. It's too easy. There's nothing at stake. Raping men will make me feel strong and mighty and will satisfy my urges but what's the point?
I literally just want to fuck men because I don't want to get a girl pregnant. If I can fuck man ass all day then why bother starting a family and being a father? And if I even have a son how would I be able to tell him "No, I don't want you to live a life of sodomy and boy lust even though I did the same"

Are women really so bad that I am willing to fuck men to avoid them?
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>>37234032
>Are women really so bad that I am willing to fuck men to avoid them?

Yes, they are easily that bad.
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>>37232716
Houston. I'm bi tho (not that it matters)
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>>37234071
Got a kik Senpai? I could send you some dick pics.
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>>37234098
doctorspaceman80, if your interested. Never gave out my Kik before tho
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>>37234061
How did they get so bad? Are all women not worth my time?

Im thinking of going on an online dating blitz to find a worthwhile girl to save the white race with. Or I could give in and lose my self.
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>>37225160
Because I'm only slightly bi and I have a kid from a previous relationship.
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>>37226226
Same here
I guess good sometimes gets drunk and fucks up
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>don't go out to bars/clubs
>don't know any other gay folk
>don't care for online dating

In short I don't put myself out there.
I just want a soft gay nerd with an equally soft butt I can be rough with.
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>>37226226
>>37234608

I'll be your bf. We can hold hands, cuddle, and never have to do anal. We can do lewd oral, or just jerk off to 2d together. I don't care about your dick or what you look like.
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>>37226226

>tfw I like small dick and would prefer to let you fuck me
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Because no one wants to date a mentallyill freak who only wants to smoke weed take pyhcdelics that draws bad who couldn't even fall in love with them because they fell hopelessly in love with someone over a year ago who wants nothing to do with them.
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>tfw no perma NEET socially inept boring insecure unattractive manchild bf who just wants to cuddle all night feeling each other's body heat and fall asleep listening to their heartbeat
why must my heart ache so?
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>>37234984
hey it's me ur new bf.

please respond.
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>>37235005
oh hey canada bro
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>>37228231
We get it soul you're better than us :(
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>>37225160
>Undesireble both physically and mentally.
>Was told "(my name here) sounds like a child, eeughahaha."
>Couldn't imagine myself being together with anyone else, as I hate being around anyone but myself and my shitty Tulpa.
>Mental problems.

There is literally no reason for anyone to want me as their Boyfriend, I am useless trash.
>>
I'd like to try.
I sometimes fap to twink gay porn and I experimented with a friend when in was 13 or so, but I don't often feel attracted to guys irl
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I don't want a boyfriend, but I do want a male dom. Someone to support financially to the point that they almost control my finances and to also keep me in chastity. I only get off to feet so it would be interesting to center the relationship on their feet. I enjoy the perceived absurdity of it from the viewpoint of someone on the outside: an older male in financial and sexual servitude to a younger male simply for the younger one's feet. It would also be preferred that the master be straight as it would eliminate any possibility of sexual desires developing on his end. It would add to the humiliation as well, myself getting so much sexual arousal from the dom, while he feels and never will feel absolutely nothing for me, I am just a financial asset.

It doesn't matter though, I am far too poor to afford a relationship like this. Anyway, something long-term like this seems better as a fantasy than a reality, but I could be wrong. It has gotten more and more appealing over the past year or so. I had no homosexual urges prior, but it has made its way to the forefront of my sexual ideas.
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>>37229112
(((catholic)))
(((straight)))
both of these things are lies
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>>37234858
i'll make sure to hurt you if i ever see you again
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>>37235371
Who the fuck are you and why would I care
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>>37235398
exactly, why would anyone care about someone like me
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>>37235088
Am I that originally obvious?
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>>37235441
That's not what I meant but, you know, suicide is always there for you. But really though who is this and what did I ever do to you.
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>tfw no /r9k/ bf
I cri every tiem
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>>37235454
Yes, you keep claiming me as your bf
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>>37225160

I live in Kentucky and I've only seen maybe two or three guys here that would be cute enough to date. The only guys I mainly see when I go out are rednecks/white trash/ghetto. Guys at the gym look good but are too masculine.
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>>37235582
Stop fucking around and be my bf then, idiot.
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>>37235500
then post contact slut

>>37235590
yeah but are you a qt (male)?
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>>37235631

I dunno. I'm not a femboy just more twink-ish than anything. I'm thin and somewhat muscular with a good jawline, clear skin, etc but my social skills are shit so that's why I'm here.
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>>37235715
where at in ky
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>>37235722

Louisville oreganoli
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>>37235748
figures I'm on the southern side
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I predict this thread will die within 10 posts
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>>37235841
quick, be my boyfriend before then!
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>>37235796

I'm telling you it's like a drought here. If it's any consolation I probably wouldn't be qt enough anyway since I'm tall and have annoying hairy legs/ass.
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I am generally heterosexual.
I have some gay thoughts.
Im lonely.
Whats the point of being attractive if you dont talk to anybody.
Whats the point of girls hitting on you if you think theyre trash and should Receive AktionT4.
Whats the point of anything?
Lull me into the death sleep.
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>>37236001
Nothing. Just do what you want don't care about anyone or anything. Do quality drugs like acid or whatever. It's what I do.
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>>37235856
>quick, be my boyfriend before then!
we live 1000 miles away from each other though
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>>37236026
I did a lot of acid when i was younger.
Had around 12000ug in 30-40 trips.
Had pretty bad psycosis.
Now i smoke a lot of weed, but its getting boring.
I got a job modeling and im still bored as shit with life and lonely as fuck.
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>>37225260
It's a lot less appealing in 3d.
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>>37236070
Hm fair enough but I've had that much in only like half the amount of trips. I do get the best acid I've ever seen. Also molly with it is pretty great. I smoke weed cause if I don't I feel even worse. At least you're self sustaining I'm not really. I go to raves and take as much drugs I can get my hands on cause it's the only way I can stand them. Just get lost in the crowds and the music it's something to look forward to.
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>>37236133
I enjoy it quiet a bit
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>tfw ugly
>tfw heterosexual
>tfw random gay thoughts
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I really want to become a trap but I'm too insecure about it..I wish that I could find another trap that's willing to love me and help me become a trap as well..
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>>37236193
I think you were in the other thread last night. I'm no trap but my offer still stands if you have a discord or something.
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Man! Is this thread still up!?

You guys are faggots. Hahahhahaha!
Like, you guys are legit homosexuals, everybody in this thread is gay. Don't think you fool me, guys comming into the thread, complaining, bumping it back up.

You guys just love sucking other guys off. That is your thing. You're not straight anymore, this proves that you are officially gay. A legit rump-rider. A man-lover.

What is it like to be gay, faggot-boy. You just love gay sex, don't you?

I'm just joking, its 2017. Whatever floats your boat, each to their own. I think you're brave man.
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>>37236370

lm not gay, l just suck dick.
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>>37235500
>>37235410
>>37235289
>>37234253
>>37234984

You guys need to stop for a moment and think. What is it actually like to be with a guy? Have you really given this any thought? I doubt you have.

At least watch this video and tell me, do you really want this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDB5cZ3YyvA
>>37236001
>>37236186
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>>37236500
You're right, that's far too fem for me
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>>37236500
literally yes
i love boys (male) more than life itself
>>
Yall niggas are so fucking gay.

tfw no cute, canadian mtg playing bf
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I hope you guys know that a relationship is not like in animes and movies. People are not that "smooth" or "kind" in real life. They're sluts and ugly after 23yo. Then you need to find a job and a situation.

In fact, you guys see life like an anime, SAD !
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>>37236802
aaaaaaaagggghhhhhhh i'd rather die than turn 23
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>>37236823
>tfw 21 this year

F U C K

what do I do help
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>>37236802
delete this
i'll find my NEET bf one day
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>>37236869
thanks for the upside down photo gook moot
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>>37236885
Post bum!

I wanna suck off your cute little cock while I finger bang you~
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>>37236869
>>tfw 21 this year

And yet you still look feminine. I hate to say it and I'm sorry Anon, but you're gonna suffer. Now girls at this age, want virile men. And you're obviously not.
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>>37236193
What is this from, I need to know.
None of the standard methods are giving results.
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>>37236885
Are you on HRT?
All cuteboys turn into men eventually.
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>>37236894
>implying im interested in girls

>>37236923
u-uh nn-no

i promise
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>>37236904
nora neko to rainy days
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>>37236894
>this thread
>interested in females
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
I can't get a bf.
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>>37236947
D-do you have a bf, cutie?
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>>37236996
no :( i live in a really shitty place

>cutie
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>>37225160
Literally no robot males(male) want to be my bf.
I want one that's as much of a loser as I am, but they all want bicurious Chad.
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>>37236965
If I was a fag I'll prefer to stay in the closet and have a 3/10 wife than ending up in a gay sauna taking five different infected dicks senpai.

Everyone has different life goals after all.
>>
>>37237016
>doesn't think he's cute

now you're just being silly
>>
>>37237016
Where do you live where you can't get your own cutie bf?
>>
>>37236885
pls be my original bf
>>
>>37236885
where are you from? i already know we aren't in the same country since i'm third world but i'll ask anyways
>>
>>37237161
australia riginalleyeoiaeor
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>>37237161
south africa. alas, my search continues. idk if i'm actually bi though, but i'm willing to try especially for someone as qt as you
>>
>>37237032
>heterosexual means you can only be married with children
>homosexual means you can only be extremely promiscuous
>>
>>37237030
how much of a loser are you anon?
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>>37237168
replied to the wrong post, sorry anon >>37237192
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>tfw not good enough for love or a bf
>would settle forpity cuddles or sex but can't get that either
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>>37225160
This thread is sponsored by


pic related
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>>37225160
I want to suck a dick.

The warmth of the cum.
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>>37237030

COME ON GUYS

Does this really look so happy and gleefull to you?

What does this even make you feel? Other than amazingly buttfuckingly gay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avTTBuNasbU
>>
>nobody close enough to be my bf
I just want to be loved
>>
>>37237319
There's nothing wrong with being gay. Organelly.

Personally I want someone I can get on a deeper level, actually just having someone to do stuff with and share memories would be really nice.
>>
gays are catty bitches.
>>
tfw I just want a discord bf to talk daily with :c
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>>37225160
Id rather die a virgin than indulge in such faggotry. The answer is no, OP. Also you're a massive faggot.
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>>37236500
>that picture
ahahhahaha what the fuck
i remember that shit on /lgbt/ years ago, where a guy said this cute kid invited him to watch (love stage?)

unless of course he just found that picture elsewhere
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>>37237030
I'll be your bf you stupid idiot.
>>
Would if I could OP.
>go on a date with a fellow robot
>"ayy let's be friends lmao"
>>
Does anyone know if there's a site like hanime.tv but for yaoi?
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>>37226047
please
I want an r9k bf like mad.
Masculine bearded big guy here too, UK tho.

I can't stand femboy on femboy fags desu.
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I could only really date somebody from 4chan because I use much too many memes and can spend all day watching anime or crappy tv, which most people dislike doing.
>>
>>37225160
Anal sex and dicks are both repulsive to me. I'd rather get none at all than have gay sex.
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>>37239939
then why are you posting here?
origami
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>>37239949
OP asked a question and I answered it. I'm leaving now.
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>stopped growing at the age of 14, 18 atm
>5.2 feet tall, 106 lbs
>childish face, would probably look like a teenage girl with some makeup
>been recently thinking of cross dressing just to see how it looks on me
>have also been interested into having a bf that i could cuddle with and do lovey dovey stuff together
>can't because i still live with my parents
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>>37230225
I want.

I never was in a relationship before and I think it's the time to get in one, I'm 21 old, muscle chub, switch
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Already have one

afafeae
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>>37240192

your parents open your packages and ask you where you go all the time? just make something up

if you really wanted a bf you could just post anywhere and get a ton of messages in hours. mostly from creeps to be fair
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>>37237168
state?

orig
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I just want some human contact, don't even mind if it's friend, bf or whatever. I just need someone to be with.
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How come everyone I add either stops talking to me or just ghosts me? I mean I don't think I'm that boring. Am I?
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>>37240192
Is it okay if I could get your discord?
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>>37225544
this post made me kek, have a mosley
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>>37227467
College Station
HMU when u HMU
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>tfw no /r9k/ bf cause i live in shithole of Asia
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>>37241377
The Philippines? Or worse?

India?
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>>37241431
T-Thailand...
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>>37241431
>or worse
>india

FUUUCKK YOU
INDIANS NEED CUTE BFS TOO
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>>37241441
>tfw no thai bf to cuddle, dom, then cuddle again and also play vidya with

Be my bf anon!
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>>37232789
>cute body, nice butt, pretty eyes but a massive fivehead and balding
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>>37241472
s-sure, i'll b-be your bf! Then we can cuddle all day!
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>>37241538
Cuddling will be your reward after you've been a good boy and submitted to me~

Don't you want to be a good boy anon?
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>tfw no cute effeminate white boy with large feet to financially support
>tfw he makes fun of me for being a pindick kv footfag
>tfw pay him monthly to get pedicures, paint his nails, and wear toe rings and anklets
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>>37241587
I will be your good boy, anon-kun~
I will do anything you want me to.
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>>37241591
That sounds like me, pay for my pedicures anon.
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>>37241646
Yes, you will anon-chan~ Come lay down with me and I'll cuddle with you so that you can feel warm and protected, and you can sleep soundly knowing that I'll be holding you all night long...<3

What's your discord anon-chan?
I want to talk to you privately...
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>>37241734
h-here FishPhone#4366
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>>37241691
>What is your shoe size?
>Do you have long toes?
>Are your legs shaved?
>Do you have long hair?
>Do you like the idea of having a pindick beta orbiter?
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>implying I don't already have a bf
I'm incredibly happy being with him and I love him. We moved in together last week :3
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>>37225160
Because I can't find a boy who'd wanna get fucked by a tubbo long haired mexicunt like me
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>>37241808
Nipposter pls go
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>>37241214
uhm i could give you a secondary account since a lot of weirdos post here
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>>37235320
Yes, I'm Jewish and gay, you're right senpai, glad you cleared it up for me

Fuck off, faggot.
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>>37241885
>uhm i could give you a secondary account since a lot of weirdos post here
ok
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>>37241214
sorry for the late response
h-here you go anon Throwmatic#7437
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>>37241906
someone's triggered
I must have hit a nerve.
why do you lie anon?
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>tfw no cute femboy to cuddle with and watch scary movies
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>>37238874

Damn, you have a good memory! Those threads did rustle a lot of jimmies. Good times, good times.

Maybe it was all a lie, maybe it was the truth. Who knows.
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>>37240192

Hello Morty!
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>>37242838
What the fuck anon you are obese as fuck
delete that pic
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>>37241237
For some reason I read it in Rick Sanchez voice.
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>almost twink/femboy tier body(I'm pretty lazy so I'm out of shape)
>androgynous(slightly masculine) but very stern face
When I try to look normal people say I look grumpy, when I'm trying to look grumpy people say I look like a kid/cute.
End me.
Also
>hairy(not overly but still), a wide nasal bridge and insanely sensitive skin
thanks dad, at least you could've left me some money with that shit
Also emotional abuse made me into an idiot who can't keep a relationship going and is avoidant of close contact with other people.
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>>37241441

You've got good boipussy in Thailand. Some of the best.

Rammed my dick up in a smooth former Nak Muay asian twink. Such "ohm-oyy".
>>
It is way better to identify as a brave yaoi cute, than to identify with the straight cucks.
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>>37243067
I honestly don't know why anyone would choose to be straight in 2017 when boys are as cute as they are now
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>>37242890
h-huh, who is morty?
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>>37243108

The shows have got it right. You have got to be completely oblivious to reality if you're gonna be happy in a straight relationship. Guys are the laughing stock of the world, the butt of every joke. They lowest in the hierarchy. Women rejoice over the sad robots misfortune.

The really pretty ones have turned to each other. Braving out the new territory of love!

Cute boys are pure, good, loving and everything you need to heal your shattered psyche. Cute boys are love, cute boys are life. They were put on this earth by God to salvage the robots. Your saviour has a name and it is boipussy. Boipussy is r9k's reckoning. It is what we're here for. It is the arc to our season, we want that boipussy. Even if it takes you three more years, no matter how heavy wheights you must lift, you will get in shape! You want that boipussy anon! You think of that boipussy, that boipussy is your life anon! No matter how much dieting and working out you have to do, you will get that boipussy! It doesn't matter what it takes, you want to ramm your cock up that twink butthole. You're no longer born into this world fumbling for meaning, you're not looking for anything logical. You want to find a cute boy and just jam your cock waaaaaay up his butt. That is what you were put on this earth for.
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>>37243130
Morten from Denmark, the eternal cute boy Anon.
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>>37243288
What if I want the cock up my butt?
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>>37226713
>skinny
>little hair
>London
I think my face is alright too. pls post contact
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>>37243308
>>37243308
Well i'm not this Morten that you're talking about
I live in Italy
i do have blue eyes and fairly blonde hair though which is quite uncommon over here
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YOOOOOOOOOO

Hahahah guys guys guys

I am so happy for you, but DAMN, who would have thunk it, that /r9k/ could change so much for the better. What do you think? My dudes and dudettes!

Wew lad. Let me tell ya, you ain't be regretting dis decision breh! Imma tell ya boys, I've been getting all kinds of pussy. But I started with boipussy and worked my way up. I'm a 5/10, at least I was in the beginning, but I am pulling 10/10 kingdom heart tier, final fantasy looking, cute emo boys. I'm living the dream man, getting all the action a guy can handle. Shoving my straight cock deep into boipussy territory. Gays be hatin cuz I'm taking all their boipussy. Stay salty my m8.

MAN, yo MAAAAN! I'm getting all kinds of pussy these days, cuz I fuck guys until girls love me, then I fuck girls until I can get the best boipussy there is. I am jumping back and forth over the fence, like it is nobodies business. Oh my god, those cute boy blowjobs, DAAAAMN SON! Feels like a freakin horse is comming out of my dick, dude!

YEAAAAH, this is good mane. You're on a better path MANE. Don't worry, lead the boipussy and the girlpussy will follow. I'm so happy for yaaaaa!

>TFW boipussy saved me
>TFW getting laid with 10/10 girls
>TFW getting laid with 10/10 qt boi
>TFW can get laid whenever i want

Straight man in gay paradise here mane. Remember to check yourself so ya don't reck yourself. ROLOLOLOLOL
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>>37241055
What are your interests anon? What are you looking for specifically, and what are you not looking for?
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>>37238874

Happily ever after

You didn't see this pic in that old thread.
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>kinda fat
>a little too much hair
>into vidya, roleplay and other neckbeard shit
>also not into anime at all

why is it so hard to find anyone i can relate to
>>
>>37243579
Where is this pasta from?
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>>37244463
do you have a discord
we can talk if you want
>>
>>37244581
uh sure
are you similar?
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>>37237624
well, where are you, anon?
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>>37243360
kik: lovestride
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>>37244463
same here :C
do you have discord?
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>>37244772
yeah dude

Kyundi#6322
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Cute boys pass you by every day, but you don't know they're boys.
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>tfw when nobody wants a chubby shy switch that has trouble speaking irl and is clingy and feminine and likes to cook and clean and relax and explore our buttholes together with toys'n stuff

All anyone wants is big dick top traps, or tall bara doms. fuck the world.
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>>37232325
hey anon, can i join the club?
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>>37244878
would you be interested in an even chubbier moderately hairy bearchub dom who has an average cock and is also a switch and wants to explore buttholes with someone?
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BAM!

This is the road map to success for any bottom.
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>>37244878
5'10 beardy bara guy here
with a pretty nice dick imo
send me your discord or whatever
>>
Someone be my dom bf plz
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>>37244998
from?
orririigiri
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>>37243338
>What if I want the cock up my butt?
Then you ARE the cute boy
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>>37244998
I want a bf to dom anon

im into:

>bondage
>verbal abuse
>orgasm denial
>orgasm control
>spanking
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>>37242962

You sound cute, wanna be my bf?

I had emotional abuse growing up too, finally getting over it.
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>>37245073
hoooooot

Do you like feminization too?
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>>37244918

Anything chubbier than I am now is waddling into obese territory anon. I don't mind that, to a point though.

>>37244974

>beardy

How beardy? Swedish-death-metal-guitarist level beardly or like a goater or what?

Disc - KhanStormhoof#5552
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>>37241260

Do you have a kik anon?
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>>37245132
Oh, of course. Did I not mention that all of this would be happening while you are forcibly wearing a cock cage, stockings, high heels, a skirt and nipple clamps?
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>>37245165
More than a goatee, but not 3rd century Danish royalty-tier.
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>>37245181

Don't forget the spreader bar anon.
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>>37245196

>tfw no Ragnar Ragnarson bf
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>>37245031
I'm in texas wbu
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>>37245218
>tfw not harald bluetooth
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>>37245218
tow when no Ragnaros bf
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>>37245260
God dammit I meant tfw
>>
there are no good bf's around at all
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>tfw too disgusting to have a bf
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>>37245247

>tfw couldn't think of his goddamn name so had to make up something vaguely racist

It hurts.
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>>37245247

Vikings are cute too.

Have you not heard of Njaals saga. It describes Gunnar as a beautiful blond twink.
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Can we get some sleepover green texts pls
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>>37245238
same, what part of texas are you from?
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I'm 5'11 155 lbs. All I want is a versatile bf about my size/weight with a decent to attractive face. And a kind/slightly shy personality. Missouri.
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>>37245302
Vikings are a cute
also I sent you a request on discord, if this is the same guy
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>>37245367
Yes it is :D
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>>37225160
FAGGOTS KILL YOURSELVES
YOU ARE USELESS
NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU
YOU ARE DISGUSTING
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>>37245484
This is way better than having sex with a disgusting pussy.
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>>37245484
I probably make more money than you
I objectively contribute more to society than you do

>>37245510
Can you please post a link to that vid
>tfw I will never be a cute asian boy
>>
Because confidence is about as big as my 4,7 inch dick which no girl or guy wants.
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>>37245530
/video/611813/asian-twink-fucked-bare-by-white-cock-480p

Just put in gayboystube dot C OH M and then that and you're golden anon. Happy fapping!
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>>37245322
Near Austin... :I
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>>37245539

If you have a decent body/face plenty of gay guys would be into you. You've been fucked up by the modern woman's massive standards.
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>>37245305
>drive to his state to visit
>take him out to a local greek restaurant i found on yelp
>he orders salad & i joke about him eating my ass
>play footsie under the table and he gets embarrassed
>can't help smiling every time i look at him
>he keeps blushing and asking me "what's so funny"
>go for mini golf and go-karts after
>win at both, but not before discretely pinching his ass
>he jumps and lets out the cutest little squeak
>just walk around town talking for 2 hours together
>it gets dark and we go stop by a fireworks show
>sit kind of far so we're away from the crowd
>hold hands and share a first kiss under the lights

>take him back to my hotel room for drinks after
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>>37245674
Doesn't matter even if you're right, the performance anxiety would kill me. And being into someone doesnt make them good in bed and I dont want to be cheated on.
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>>37245530
I posted the link here, you're welcome you slut
>>37245613
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>>37245707
that's so fucking adorable, anon
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>>37245707
fuck that's cute
I want that in my life
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>>37233049
where are you from?

oregano original origami
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Anyone with kik that wants a sub bf? Plz I just want attention
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>>37246552
What are your preferences regarding body type, race, height, cock size, ect?
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>>37246552
Nigga what's your kik??
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>>37246552
say ur kik
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>>37246552
>>37246597
>>37246614
fuck off to /soc/ kikfags
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>>37246586
>>37246597
>>37246614

I don't really have any preferences but I'd like for you to be bigger than me in some way, dick or height or muscle-y. I'm also kinda young so there's that...

I posted my kik already, go find it or send yours.
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>>37245613

gayfapping truly is a straight mans best friend.

It weakens the bondage of pussy, relieves horniness and fortifies masculine in-group preferance.

Only gay porn should be legal.
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>>37246661
my kik is mike0451

definitely bigger than you but not because of muscles, and im 6'0" if that makes me more appealing
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>>37246661
>kik
which is your kik though, are you the london femboy?
>>
i deserve a boyfriend >:((((((((
i demand a bf
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>>37246806
are you in the UK though?
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>>37246775
Not that anon but are you the bara type?
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>>37246867
well very big chubs are technically considered bara so yes
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i want a small cute boyfriend, i just don't know where to find them.

i'd love to spoil them with cuddles and kisses, and do cute things together, sit by the waterfront and feed each other grapes or something.
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>>37246832
no :((((
USA, midwest
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>>37246776
No I'm not from London, sorry
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FAGS GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But seriously fuck you faggots go to your designated homo board /lgbt/ and stop posting this disgusting shit here.
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>>37246916
I'm here for you anon. Where are you from?
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>>37246832
I am
where abouts in the UK?
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>>37247044
York (but i travel alot), you?
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>>37247010
spotted the newfag

you should probably return to reddit kiddo, you clearly don't fit in on 4chan
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>>37247010
This is OUR board breeder boy
I can't wait until you people are forced out of your homes and locked up in breeding facilities, it's all you are good for honestly
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>>37247106

They're good for beta orbiting and raising Chad's children too though.
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>>37247018
Mid Florida, about 30 minutes south of Orlando.
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>>37246905
You got a problem with Black guys?
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>>37247104
Been here since 06 get gassed desu, /lgbt/ was created to contain the AIDS monkey population but you escaped from your cages.
>>37247106
You're like 1% of the population good luck with that bud, if it weren't for fag hag SJWs protecting you, you guys would be genocided.
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>>37247169
I'm from Texas rip
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>Be me
>Meet up with robot ive been gaming with for years
>Sleep over for some days cause he lives far away.
>Out of the blue one night talking late he asks me if I want my dick sucked
>lolwat
>Tells me hes serious
>Never had dick sucked or touched for that matter
>Uh, alright I guess
>He really does it.
He literally never acted like a fag so it caught me off guard and just kinda happened.
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WHY HAS THIS THREAD BEEN ABLE TO STAY UP FOR 3 DAYS!

FUCK!

LOOK AT THE SHEER NUMBER OF POSTERS AND REPLIES!

WHAT IS IT WITH THIS?

IS IT THE DRAW EFFECT OF THE OP IMAGE?

WHAT IS THE SECRET BEHIND A 419 REPLIES THREAD?
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>>37247405
Just our Homo lust boiling to the surface.
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>>37247388
ironically that's the closest anyone's ever been to my location, always get replies from UK/Europe or the pacific coast.
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>>37247405
>WHAT IS THE SECRET BEHIND A 419 REPLIES THREAD?
r9k is prisongay not cause of physical seperation from females but because of the de-facto separation due to female selection.
Traps are the best kind of robot gay though, they arent really gay but they take one for the team by becoming girly and getting us off cause they love attention and are so thirsty they'll rather be popular traps than lonely robots.
>>
This is what true love looks like.

Stop running after women and get real
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>>37225160
Implying I haven't tried, it's hard finding someone not disgusting, who also doesn't mind me taking HRT.
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>>37247517
I don't mind you taking hrt
how long have you been on it? Do you like the effects so far, how has it changed you?
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>>37247590
Started April 20th, the physical effects so far have been slightly noticeable and I'm happy with that but the medication has been causing me to get severely depressed and lose my sex drive completely.
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>>37247649
Are you taking cypro? Take a different kind if you are, cypro is just bad in general and causes mad depression
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>>37247694
What's a good AA then
people say spiro is bad as well
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>>37247649
Don't worry you just need someone to fuck your prostate real good.
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>>37247089
All the way in southampton
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>>37247694
Yeah I'm on 50mg or Cypro and 4mg of estrofem. I bought my current supply in bulk so switching isn't a option rn.
>>37247722
At one point I would probably respond hell yeah to you but it takes a miracle to get me interested in lewd memes anymore.
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>>37247649
Let's be cuddle buddies desu
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>>37247712
They're both bad, but I'd take spiro over cypro even if it makes you dehydrated. It's what I'm on and it's better being happy and thirsty than sad and sated.
>>
>>37247751
Give me a Kik or discord and we can talk I guess
>>
>>37247748
Damn anon it's that bad? You don't want to be fucked into the mattress and have cum dripping out your boi pussy while you gasp for air?
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>>37247774
Okay it's wamph#7951
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>>37247820
Eh I mean if it was something that could realistically happen then yeah but when it's just imagining things, I couldn't care less
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>>37247820
I would like that please anon
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>>37247754
only retards get depression
It's a meme issue for people who will never be successful and are always looking for an excuse

Are there any legitimate reasons to not use cypro or just "it makes some people sad sometimes"?
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>>37247866
Where you at baby? You seem like the type that won't mind being fucked up a wall.
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>>37247820
>Damn anon it's that bad? You don't want to be fucked into the mattress and have cum dripping out your boi pussy while you gasp for air?
I enjoyed this post desu
>tfw no bf who pounds me into the mattress and makes a mess of my insides
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>>37247952
Texas, wbu?
>>
>>37247945
Yeah the issue is that it genuinely causes chronic depression. If you don't believe that depression is real, good for you, you must be a happy person, but don't believe something occurs just because you haven't experienced it.
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>>37248012
keep on believing that loser

people like you are the kind who thinks the world's out to get them instead of taking action to improve their lives
it's always WAAAH SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH ME

I can almost guarantee you are a college dropout or something

I'm gonna be a beautiful trans girl taking cypro perfectly happily and you are always gonna be a LOSER
>>
>>37247446
I'm only a couple hours south of Orlando but irl is spooky and idk if we're even each other's types :^)
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>>37248127
Oh well I'm not even out of high school (just a couple days left tho), but I'm valedictorian so I don't really think I'll drop out. I'm not on cypro, I'm on spiro. I was just trying to support the many people and doctors agreeing that cypro can have side effects such as depression. If you're happy on cypro, cool for you, live your own life.
>>
>>37244395
do you claim to be that person?
>>
Stop trying to make me gay with your cute, love-dovey stories.
Pls thanks.
>>
This is true love

True happiness

69
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>>37248210
i'm a femboy, and i like other femboys, or traps. not so much masc dudes

I like movies and cuddling, sometimes games
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>>37248234
when did you start HRT anon? How did your classmates treat you? Are you self medicating or did you get a prescription, since its spiro I'm guessing you have a prescription right?

What do you think of finasteride? do all AAs have pretty similar effects besides the negative side effects or are some more effective than others?
>>
>>37248503
Well I basically just started but I'd bet my classmates will slowly get distant or straight bully me. I'm completely self-messing, spiro and progynova from Inhouse Pharmacy
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>>37248293
When I said this I was being sarcastic, I want to hear these cute stories and pretend it will happen to me someday even though I'm sure it never will.
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>>37248658
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Get yourself a cute bf.
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>>37226226
>tfw big dick bottom
I love how it makes tops insecure
>>
>>37225160
why get a bf when u can get a gf?
>>
>>37248551
how legal is inhouse pharmacy
could i get into trouble?
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>>37248778
PREPARE TO GET CAGED!
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>>37228815
That's the best size, as long as it's girthy. Anything longer than that hurts and makes me bleed. I also have to take more time "preparing" myself.
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>>37248859
>as long as it's girthy
fuck off size queen
reeeeeee
if you do not have a pencil dick you can NOT be a robot
>>
>>37248859

Wow, I'm learning more and more about the gay lifestyle every day on 4chan.

I used to be such an innocent straight little boy.
>>
>>37248551
Yeah one of the reasons I'm kinda hesitant to start is I think my family would get distant from me :/
at least I don't have to worry about friends hahaha

congrats on being valedoctorian though! where are you going for college? do you think you are gonna start identifying as a girl anytime soon?

would you consider yourself pretty feminine already? Do people think you are gay when they see you?

>>37248796
why get a gf when you can get a bf though
>>
>>37248347
I'm more twink than anything. Prefer vidya over movies but like both. Wanna discord?
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>>37248799
I'm not her but this depends on where you are. Is there some road block keeping you from getting it through proper channels?
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>>37249018
>getting defensive over the fact that u can get a gf over a bf

proves my point
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>>37229943
I think you're bretty cute anon

>>37230225
I'm almost 25 and only been in short "relationships" where I was used as rebound or whatever. I like to think it's the other party's fault but it's probably given me all kind of trust issues so I'm fucked anyway.
>>
>>37249076
i wanna order dutasteride
what about georgia?
>>
>>37248799
Not legal to sell meds but is legal to have them
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>>37249018
Well I'd like to go to Carnegie Mellon. I'm not out and I'm not going to be until I pass. And yeah, people have called me both faggot and trap at school so I must be kinda fem right?
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>>37249058
Sure, sorry for such a late response tho.

ToxicPancakes#8777
>>
because 1/10 of the population is lgbt

divide 1/10 by 4 and then, considering ur situation

divide by zero
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>>37235590
ay also KY here, shit sucks out here
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>>37237168
Melbourne? Originally?
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>>37248799
I don't think there's any legal risk honestly

It's not like you are getting meth or something

These aren't controlled substances like testosterone

Look up the drugs you are taking and see if they are controlled substances, if not, there shouldn't be any legal issues to buying them over the counter
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I refuse to let this thread die until I get a bf

>>37248551
post contact desu
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>>37251129
My kik is isis_cold. I also refuse to let this chat die
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>>37251189
>kik
don't have one desu
make a discord or something, kik is extremely limiting being phone exclusive and etc
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>>37251269
Hnnngg I don't really want to make a discord, do you not have a phone anon?
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>>37251269
Post yours my dood
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>>37230225
I'm so so so sorry anon
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Don't post lewd tsuritama.
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I had hot gay hardcore sex last night, then we spent all morning kissing and cuddling. Twas nice. May bf him up.
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>>37252006
>I had hot gay hardcore sex last night, then we spent all morning kissing and cuddling. Twas nice. May bf him up.
How long did you know him before having sex with him?

one night stands are disgusting please don't engage in that kind of behavior
>>
>>37226324
source on this correlation between penis size and prostate size?
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>>37252160
About a week. I don't sleep around, but we both got a bit drunk and stuff happened. Safe sex though and it was fun.
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>>37245707
You sound really creepy
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>>37252339
>You sound really creepy
honestly I agree

>drive to another state to meet a guy
>joke about him eating my ass
that guy seems weird
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I don't think even guys want to date me.
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>>37252989
I'll date you! We'll do all sorts of lewd things like
holding hands in public
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>>37244395
Wait... I think I know this guy. That was some deformed ugly guy who suddenly went trans.
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>>37225160
ITT: beta fags refuse men because standards
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>>37244395
DUDE I FUCKING KNOW YOU, YOU ARE SOME UGLY DUDE WITH A CHANNEL WHO WATCHED SISSY HYPNO VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE AND YOU WENT TRANS, YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKED UP MANDIBLE AND EVERYTHING, WTF
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>>37254009
>ITT: beta fags refuse men because standards
What the heck are you talking about

Also having standards isn't exactly a bad thing either
>>
>>37225160
Because I'm not gay, anon.
But still, unironically:
>tfw not gay
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>>37227016
he sounds horny
>>
>>37254009
watch its gonna turn into some bullshit role reversal of white males only wanting black boys
>>
this is a great thread don't you think
>>
>>37256488
these are the only threads I can be asked to read anymore
even the fucking NEET threads have turned into >tfw no reich to give my life purpose
not that i'm a commie but fuck's sake

as for this thread at least it's not thiccthots/fembot feels/etc
>>
>>37257162
goddammit I was waiting till page 10 to bump limit the thread

oh well

what do you mean by asked to read? I know what you mean though, /pol/ garbage unapologetically invaded a shit ton of boards on this site, I don't come to /r9k/ to see a /pol/ colony
>>
500+ boiiiiiii
Officially gayest thread
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>>37257593
>500+ boiiiiiii
>Officially gayest thread
let's get to SIX HUNDRED BOIS
we got an hour I think
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>>37257330
"can't be arsed". it's an idiom.

also /pol/ aren't like necessarily BAD
i mean i don't hate them but the endless shit-testing "u mad" baloney really grates, especially when they outnumber robots 10 to 1
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