rate yourselves in this thread. How many of you are true robots?

>>37221946
Total and utter normie, not even failed chad. Get the fuck out.

>>37221959
Make me. So you're a robot then huh?

>>37221946
>18
>Never had no one ever.mp4
>Bored all the time
>Sperg out whenever a girl likes me
>Thinking about becoming alcoholic
>Software Engineering in uni
>Pretty sure I might have anxiety and maybe depression, both my parents have the same problem, but since i cant talk without turning everything into a fucking joke they dont take me to a psychiatrist
>At least i have friends to drink with, and girl seem to be cool with me
I think i'm a cyborg

>>37221946
I'm not a robot by any means, rather Chad and STEM major, but I'm not a fucking brainlet and spaz like a normalfag. I share the sentiment of many robots and cyborgs here and attempt to not even bother with roasties at this point.
>inb4 get out reeee

>>37221946
>19
>no real or online friends
>finished first year of uni without saying more than 10 words to anyone but cashiers
>KHHV
>back with mommy for summer
>will probably repeat process for next 3 years, get my worthless degree and become a hobo.

>24
>kissless virgin
>fat, ugly and presumably boring to women
>depression, anxiety, aspergers, goes on 4 chan
>shit job
>no real accomplishments, skills or talents
>drink every day
>sleep to get away from waking life

>9 years old
>got 1 friend on xbox live
>fuck my school teacher each day after school

can't complain

>>37221946
>26
>no friends
>KHV
>live with parents
>manlet
>chinlet
>thin hair
>no driver's license
at least I have a college degree haha

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>>37221946
>28
>2 gfs one was chub and is now sectioned one was 11 years older than me (but hawt)
> banged 6 women (2 I wish I hadnt)
>not been on a date in 5 years or laid in 2
>training to be an archeologist so I can just fuck off and live a solitary life digging holes in the ground in different countries for money. Honestly feel more connection to the dead than most of the living
>live at home, minimal freelance income

>>37221946
>19
>1 gf in life at 15
>virgin
>used to jerk off to pics of gf's mum
>arrested at 18 for opening haribos and eating them in store without paying, while high
>talk to myself when alone, make myself laugh
>used to sell weed to 12/13 yr olds at school
>took a shit in math teachers desk drawer on last day of school

>>37221946

> 21
> KHV, never a gf
> in college and going to uni this year
> got a job wiping ass in a care home
> lift a lot to make up for being below average looking facial wise

I'm cyborg/failed normie

>>37221946
>22
>Never had a crush, now don't actually talk to females.
>Dream of raping every female, even those I find ugly.
>Never been arrested, I don't do anything that impressive. Often I get stressed out as nobody takes me seriously.
>Left Facebook years ago after numerous death threats and a lack of knowing how to communicate with people without them hating me.
>Afraid of therapists and doctors, my life has consisted of avoiding any sort of official diagnosis. My parents always told me I was retarded.
>Not a robot because I work.
>All forms of happiness involve reading books (I hate reading), watching shows I hate with the promise I will one day find them enjoyable, and playing games I absolutely loathe because I feel bad that I like so little. I am good at yelling at myself and making myself feel happy through this, though I break down from time to time.
>No girl could like me. If they did, they would be a fool, I am one of the worst people out there.
>If a girl did, the problem is part of me is asexual at this point. I am afraid of any girl accusing me of rape or wishing for castration.
>Told to man up whenever I talked about my issues in the past. Cry myself to sleep in loneliness from time to time, otherwise hate humanity for not taking me serious.
>Best friend left to go to a missionary. Only "friends" are people I talk to on a sex forum that believe I am a female.
>Part of me identifies as such, but physically I would never identify as such.
>Fat, been trying to lose weight without success. Eat a sandwich, drink water, and do martial art private lessons twice a week. Nothing.
>Annoying to everyone. I am not your quiet person, I will scream things at people, and this makes anyone in real life hate me. I don't really know what else I am supposed to do. As everything I do I hate, I have zero interests to talk about that I like.
>I can't open a door without getting help from someone. I think I am at work more for pity than anything, I am pretty pathetic.