Haven't seen one of those in a while, can we have a "that

>that kid that sat next to you at the loner's table
>thought of saying something to him but never did

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>that kid who went to a school dance and spilled a whole Sprite on the floor

>That kid who doesn't look you in the eye when you're talking to them

>that kid who smoked weed for the first time and threw up in class

>>37219076
>that kid that wore a trench coat and ran everywhere

>that kid who bit me after i took his glasses for a joke
>that kid who threw apples/oranges over buildings into the quad to hit randoms
>that kid who made fun of a dead kid at the other school
>that kid who hung out with you but you hated

>>37219076
>that nazbol kid that tried to fit in with the skinheads

>>37219378
>>that kid who hung out with you but you hated
He just wanted to have friends. Normies get out.

>that kid who tripped

>>37219447
>tripped
Is that some American slang or did they just fall on the floor?

>that marxist kid everybody looked to whenever religion was mentioned

that was me

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>>37219076
>that autistic kid that jerked off in math class every day and no one did anything about it because they were afraid he would go into a tard rage if he were stopped
>that kid who carried around a box of random shit everyday to school and would pull random stuff out of it like a retard in the middle of class
>that kid who had their period in the middle of a prom dance and had the entire dance floor evacuated
>that kid who wore a fake mustache to school and tried to act older than he really was
>that kid who had a sweet car and would stand in the student parking lot for an hour after school some days and challenged kids to drag racing even though he didn't know how to properly drive
>that kid who posted 2009 memes on his locker and thought he was hilarious
>that kid who was really into film making and asked to bring his dad's gun into school for a prop in a school film production
>that kid who would crash high school parties, steal all the empty liqour bottles and fill them up with water to give to people
>that kid who had a fake text app and would text himself and pretended like he had bigger plans than talk to people
>that kid that would hang around the chads and act edgy to get them to like him
>that kid who would leave random death threats notes on the ground at school
>that kid who wore heelies up until 10th grade
>that kid who could not for the life of him remember anyones name
>that kid who meme'd IRL
>that kid who walked into women's restrooms and pissed into the sinks and left
tfw most of those were me :(

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>>37219076
>that kid who always made nazi jokes and ragged on the jews at school even though he was jewish

>>37219553
>that kid who carried around a box of random shit
Examples of the items please?

>>37219434
Sorry i should have said >annoying kid
Seriously, and he smelt like cat piss every day

>that kid that did Jojo poses at recess to cope with the harsh reality of life

>>37219619
Was he poor?

>>37219631
Was that yeasterday?
MODS!

>>37219553
>fake text app
name please
>steal all the empty liqour bottles and fill them up with water to give to people
What?

>>37219648
Jojo is 30 years old, anon.

>>37219614
>>that kid who carried around a box of random shit
that was me :(
I still cringe at that

I had a cardboard box in high school I called "box of shenanigans" I kept in the back of my car and I would put new random stuff in there every month like:
>a kite
>a bible
>fake lotto tickets
>rope
>ducktape
>a map of the Philippines
>a top hat
>my passport
>a guide on how to speak serbian
>bullet shells
>a yo-yo
>survival ration bars
>a karate robe
>legos

those were some of the items i can remember, i would change them out every month

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>>37219721
>box of shenanigans
Do you still have it?

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>>37219692
>name please
I can't remember the one app I used, but if you have a smart phone just look up "fake texting" or something in the app store and you'll find one
>steal all the empty liqour bottles and fill them up with water to give to people
>What?
I used to go to parties, and because i wasn't a normie i didn't really have a good time so I would fish out empty bottles of liqour from the trash and fill them up with water from the sink. I would then walk around with these bottles of water and ask if anyone got wasted. I would instantly become a popular guy there, I would just hand a full bottle of water to someone. Watch them down it as they probably thought it was vodka or something and laugh as I saw their faces turn into discuss. I would get beat up sometimes

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>>37219776
no, my mom made me throw it out because it started to smell after I kept a few gourmet dinners in there
I took a picture of it though

if you wondering what the top says, it says "danger! spiders" in spanish because I kept wold spiders in there one time

>>37219861
Did you carry that in your hands, on your back or what?

>>37219601
are you me?

oregon valley

>>37219902
I kept it in the trunk of my car

If i was ever board I would pull it out and carry it around

when I was school I would just walk around with it

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>>37219553
>that kid who could not for the life of him remember anyones name

>>37219948
Did it get a reaction out of people?

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>>37219978
yeah the for a bit people were wondering
"dude, what are you doing?"
eventually people made a meme of me at school and thought it was funny the only ones that had a problem with my box were the teachers, but I didn't care

>>37219861
>I kept wold spiders in there one time
Please tell me there's a story to this

>that kid who shot paperclips at random people's legs with a rubber band

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>>37219919
kek

central florida dude ;)

>that kid who ran around naked at school and shat on the principles chair

that kid was me

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>>37220077
>Please tell me there's a story to this
yeah, I spent one weekend hunting a bunch of wolf spiders near my house and I threw them in a jar and out them in my box. I was going to release them in class one day for shits n giggles, but I stored them over night in my school locker first before my evil deed. The next morning I saw that the jar was open and all the spiders were gone. There were no spiders in my locker and I flipped shit. Later that week they found a nest of wolf spiders in the cafeteria at my school which wasn't too far from lockers which was funny. They had to close the room for the day and spray poison to kill them off :( rip

>that kid who thinks he's funny but is just being a sick to you and you're friends and calls you ducks when you dish it back
>that kid who was balding and dropped out to become a rapper
>that kid who LITERALLY STARTED SLITTING HER WRIST IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

>>37220163
>that kid who ran around naked at school and shat on the principles chair
same day?

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>>37220179
Poor spiders

>>37220254
many times, I was space astronaut level tard and shat my bed because state sponsored fakedaddy touched me in strange places and broke my head

>tfw im a functioning member of society now, job, girlfriend, etc

>The kid with no friends who you invited into your friend group and he had a natural talent and you said he should utilise it and believe in himself, then he did it, it made him popular and he ascended to normiedom and ditched your friend group

>>37219633
No, he wore high end clothing and stuff like that.

>>37220324
Did you at least get him arrested?

>>37220343
Should've tried to teach him Marxist theory.

>>37220350
multiple fakedaddies, I went through 14 carers when I was 3 because the australian dept of child safety deserves the gas chamber more than any jew


and no, the department swept it under the rug to save face

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>that chad kid that's literally a 10/10 but never had a girlfriend and rejects girls because of his 3in erect penis
Not me though

>>37220377
go to the press, at least try

>>37220377
(followup) honestly it made me believe in pizzagate, because there was shady shit happening there, kids in residential care sometimes just straight up disappeared

>>37220407
the press owned by the same rupurt murdock that the government sucks the dick of? nothing will come of it, I'd rather pull an heroic moment of an heroism, but im slowly becoming successful now, despite all the bullshit, so ill find a way

That kid who were the same hoodie everyday for three years.

>>37220390
USE METRIC

>that kid who burned a swastika into the football field and was a legend ever since

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>>37220573
thats some amazing autism

>that kid that ate his lunch at the toilet stalls

Not actually shitting just anxious.

>>37220592

The kid was known as a prankster. He was't even a skinhead or anything and had friends. You'd expect a hardcore autist but he looked more like a stoner than anything else.

>>37220939
>The kid was known as a prankster.
Share other pranks.

>That kid who farted during the minute silence

>that unironic nazbol kid that wouldn't shut up
Seriously the history teacher thought he was trolling for 3 months because he couldn't believe someone could be this retarded.

>>37220976
>the minute silence
Did someone die at your school?

>>37219619
>smells like cat piss
i bet his parents made meth

>>37220994
Girl killed herself because she was bullied

>>37220999
>trippadippadipdips

>>37219232
Tom Coyle?

>>37221012
How? On the hallway, in the toilet?

>>37221056
She tried to hang herself at home, went into intensive care and eventually the machine keeping her alive was switched off

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>>37219553
>>that kid who could not for the life of him remember anyones name

They don't get that mad over it, do they? It's not my fault you normies all look the same and there's so many of you...

>that kid whose gf was two whole heads taller
>that kid who literally REEE'd a few times
>that kid who had so much dandruff in his hair and on his shirt that I had to leave the classroom to prevent myself from throwing up once
>that kid who made you sign a contract he wrote up in his notebook whenever you borrowed 60 cents from him
>that girl who was ignored by everyone yet still shared all her notes on the class facebook group
>that kid who didn't go to class half the time and played minecraft in the computer room instead
>those two kids who were clearly way too autistic for a normal school
>that kid who raced home every day
>that girl who "accidentally" leaked lingerie pictures of herself
>that kid who spent lunch in the bathroom
>that kid who spent lunch walking around outside
>that kid whose parents tried to take to Spain to work in a greenhouse instead of going to uni after graduation
>that kid who got shitfaced at the school dance
>that kid who acted shitfaced at the school dance
>that kid who cried at the school dance
>that kid who farted really loudly while hanging upside down from the gymnastic rings
>that kid who broke someone's nose during dodgeball
>that kid who cried because he couldn't do a handstand
>that fat kid who got a passing grade in gymnastics just for attending
>that kid with the pitstains
>that kid who was never there
they didn't even have his picture for the graduation yearbook
>that kid who thought hurting others was funny
>that fat pakistani kid who came out as bi to get attention
>that kid who had the same name as you but he was way more popular so whenever you heard your name it was safe to assume they meant him and not you
>that kid who made a teacher cry
>that girl who thought you liked her even though you didn't but if you denied it nobody believed you
>that kid who drew a black eye with make up to impress a girl

that last kid was me

>That socially retarded kid who kept walking back and forth in between bathrooms trying to look busy.

Was me.

>>37221659
>to impress a girl
Did you think looking like you got hit would be impressive?

>That kid who stole some of his mom's underwear and brought them to school
That was me. I never did figure out how they could tell they were my mom's

>>37220540
I believe it's like 10-12cm. I hate the imperial system

>>37221701
>be 14
>have a major crush on this girl
>try to impress her
>draw a black eye and make up a story about how I got it while defending two children from a bullying guy
>however, I told a friend who didn't go to my school I got that black eye from running into a door because I knew she'd never buy the bully story
>crush actually believes the bullying story at first
>girl I told the door story to tells a schoolmate I got that black eye by running into a door
>I look like a total ass

At least they never found out I didn't even have a black eye

>that kid who cut down all the trees in the school just as a prank

>>37221796
Did you see panties on some anime or what?
Like what was the thought process?

>>37221801
>I hate the imperial system
THEN WHY DID YOU USE IT?!

>>37221944
BECAUSE THE DWELLERS OF THIS SHITHOLE USE IT

>>37220540
7.2 centimeters sir

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>>37221965
Be the change you want to see in the world.

Idk how is that not original. Have this.

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>that one kid who brought his dog to school hoping he'd get attention

I actually managed to get a girl's number from that

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>>37222099
>it's still censored in youtube

>>37222171
Normie trash get out.

But for real did you get laid?

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>>37222370
No not really just a really shitty bj

>That kid who was in the "mentally unstable" table
>Our table always asked him when he was going to shoot up the school

We were dicks

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>>37222435
You guys would have been his first targets

>>37222421
Normie trash get out.
there are people here who would kill for that

I got a story

>6th grade
>math class, this one kid in the back keeps causing a ruckus
>everyone calls him "fattysberg" because of an earlier incident which became myth as time went on
>teacher asks me to deal with fattysberg because of my teachers-pet status
>fattysberg I shit you not screams my name and takes off his shirt
>battle century
>seems fattysberg isn't having enough of my bullshit
>likes me
>decides to have with me
>i comply, funnily enough
>battle century

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>>37222488
I didn't even climax it was kinda like putting your dick in a pufferfish

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>>37222495
The fuck am I reading?
NiBBa

>>37219076
>those girls that brought vodka in a plastic bottle to school and vommed on the staircase after drinking the entire bottle during lunch
>those kids who dunked their ties in petrol and let it dry, then huffed said ties during class
>that kid that pissed in the class corner after the teacher told him he couldn't go to the bathroom
>that ultraslut girl that got called the "pie naai" (pie fuck) because she would fuck you if you bought her a pie
(not the murican fruit pies. steak and kidney and the like)

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>>37222893
>because she would fuck you if you bought her a pie
Why do I never get such opportunities?

>>37220945

Mostly mundane and annoying stuff like hiding people's things or using ketchup packets from teh lunch line to make messes. The only "extreme" prank pulled besides the swastika was streaking during hoco, but that's comparatively very tame.

>>37223153
>streaking during hoco
What does that even mean?

>>37223131
Because you're not South African trash like me?

>>37223421
That explains it. I can hardly complain now.

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>that kid who wore too small pajamas on pajama day
>everyone could see the obvious outline of his 5th grade dick

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>>37220540
>(((metric)))

>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>others know about it

>>37220179
Sorry to hear that, anon. You tried giving life to one of the most awesome insects and your school just had to ruin it.

>that kid who kept his murdered parents cremated ashes in a necklace he wore and after school was out practiced fighting with a katana to avenge his parents