Is Baron Trump living /thedream/?? He is one Google click away

/thedream/ isn't having a mother like his, it's having his dad's money

so yeah the bastard is living it.

>>37218082
Implying that baron isn't a closet homosexual who craves the Arab/black cock

>>37218082
This is kind of weird right? I wouldn't know because my mom used to spoon me until middle school.

>>37219183
What is he, 12? Not that weird at all.

>>37218082
I bet when he turns 14 his mom will take his virginity because he's already seen everything so might as well right guys?

>>37219195
That's prime masturbation age though

>>37219209
Why not. I hear Illu families are into incest.

Is he getting a bat/bar mitzfah? Would be spectacular.

The one boys get I always get them mixed up.

>>37219209
Yes, and he should post pics.

I'd be ok with Baron smashing Melania, respect

>>37219300
>, respect
First day on 4chan?

now the only thing missing is Barron/Melania incest greentexts.

>>37219498
Start the factory anon. I have a boner.

>>37219679
>I'm laying in my bed fast asleep when the alarm clock rings
>I reach over and turn it off
>my morning wood is raging
>I hear a knock on the door
>"Barron honey can I come in?"
>I pull up a blanket and reply "sure mom"
>to my surprise my mom is not wearing any clothes
>"mom! What the f-"
>her finger touched my lip, as if telling me to stop
>"Barron honey, I saw your search history, I didn't know you were into me like that"
>n-no mom I was just-
>"shh baron, I see your hard, let me take care of that
Should I continue?

>>37219982
Does the pope give kids melon sized anuses?

Yes you should continue!

>>37220100
>she tosses aside my blanket, and moves her finger from my lips down my chest
>eventually it reaches my boxers, which has a bump protruding from the center
>she slips off the boxers to reveal my raging erection
>it looks so disgusting compared to her elegant body, but that doesn't stop her
>she grabs my shaft with her hand
>it's at this moment I realize just how beautiful she really is
>I mean I knew she was hot but at this very moment I truly appreciate her beauty
>her slender figure with big soft breasts and a toned ass makes my dick diamonds
>she notices, and shoves it into her mouth
>I can hear her slurping on my erection as she simultaneously sucks the tip while stroking the shaft
>after a couple minutes I can't take it anymore and I'm about to burst
>she can sense my dick tensing up and says "it's ok Barron, I'll swallow it"
>I moan in pleasure as I unload my sweet sticky mess of love into her mouth
>she swallows it all, being careful not to miss a drop
>when she's finished she looks at me seriously and says "never tell your father about this ok? You know how he gets about these things."
>uh- sure mom
>her serious expression turns to a smile
>"great!" She says as she walks towards the door, turning around for one last comment "I'll see ya in a bit for breakfast"

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>>37220303
Another good day.

>>37219018
This, I hear Slovenian moms get EXTREMELY attached to their children. They baby them as long as they can.

>>37220989
Does that mean she's still breastfeeding little Barron?

>>37218082
I don't understand how Trump can live like that

His home looks like a parody of something British Royalty would build in the 1600s. All that good and randomly chosen classical pottery and artwork just looks tacky as fuck