Beta orbiter hate thread These fuckers are the real reason society

>>37212077
>Women are so sought after that they can live off posting selfies and nudes
>Most women refuse to do this because it's "degrading :((("

Imagine having life handed to you while you are presented with a mild inconvenience and you're just like "no I'd rather do work that I don't have to do" this is why I hate women

>>37212077
I bet she fucks a few of them on the side in the old days.
Women with guy friends are all attention whores

Beta orbiting is a myth

>>37212077
Maybe her actual brothers? I mean, I can't say.

>inb4 "Nobody has four brothers"

My sister has 6 older brothers, me being the oldest.

>>37212137
Did you jack into her panties during that horny 15 year old stage?

>>37212115
They're wearing pink bathrobes and hoisting her over their heads. The very thought of a sexual relationship with any of them is probably hilarious to her.
>>37212132
I think the OP is pretty damning evidence that you're wrong

>>37212137
The article (Buzzshit) specifically references them as "her closest guy friends"

>>37212132
no high school in your country?

>>37212155
Well considering she was born a mere 2 months ago, no, that'd be a bit weird I think.

My mom and dad had me when they were 18 and 19 respectively, they're now 37 and 38, I am 18.

Beta orbiting is merely the absence of communication

>>37212137
Ah, I thought it was brothers also.
If I ever get married, I'd love for my 3 brothers to be my bridesmaids. It's not like I have any friends, and all my sisters are cunts.

>>37212207
be my lonely sperg gf

>>37212178
Ah, well, this is how beta orbiters work I suppose.

Me? I either get the pussy or I don't, there's no fooling around. I'm willing to have friends who are girls, but I'm not willing to do anything for them, I'll treat them like shit just like I treat all my friends. If they don't like it, they can fuck off.

But, then again, I've stopped falling for the woman jew, so that probably helps.

>>37212207
All my mom's sisters are cunts (except one), and all my dad's sisters are cunts. Brothers are better than sisters and that's a fact.

>>37212207
>Ah, I thought it was brothers also
It's not. It's about a special snowflake roastie in computer engineering. Her classmates/orbiters are the bridesmaids.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/kassycho/this-woman-got-her-bros-to-be-her-bridesmaids-and-people

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some retards will take this joke seriously

piss off autists

>>37212228
Stop trying you fucking spaz, nobody gets relationships on 4chan.

>>37212253
The joke's humor comes from its disturbing basis in reality. Any woman who's even moderately attractive can marry a rich man and ride his coattails if she fails in her own life. I wish I had that kind of safety net.

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spergers worldwide

>>37212077
Maybe they like being used, it's just like Mr Manson said

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGNNqAc1s4Y

>>37212454
Hurr durr mixed lyrics and song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

>>37212077
Cultural marxism has GOT to stop.

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>Literally what?
Which one of you is this ..??

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>>37212488
>IiterallyLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>37212488
Pajeet goes all out, absolute madman!

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this is actually so sad. i feel so bad for betas now.

>jsyk: a girl is the one replying to him

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i hate IVchan

>>37212102
I hate women for this too. Im a camwhore I wish I could convince all women to do it. I literally do nothing but drugs and masturbate all day. Women who also camwhore help you all have to ban together and start inflating your prices this works like a charm. I also do the whole findom thing its like taking candy from a baby and helps that Im naturally a bitch.

>>37212488
its pajeet wrong though?

>>37212474
God, Annie Lennox is so sexy.

>>37212102
Do you actually hate women for having a work ethic and drive? That unusual and seems a bit convoluted, logically. I mean the usual points of attack are that they're leeches with no passions amongst other thing. Did you just make the statement and add "that's why I hate women" at the end because anything related to women gets you going?

>>37212800
I don't get how you can live that life, don't you get bored? Why would you hate women for wanting to do more than just get money to exist?

>>37212102
imagine you'r whole worth being concentrated on a piece of adipose tissue and a wet hole. I wouldnt be able to live like that, it's disgusting and pitiful.

>tfw no gf to publicly emasculate me

>>37213196
Yes, you choose to live with no worth whatsoever.

>>37212102
>Imagine having life handed to you while you are presented with a mild inconvenience
this is exactly what people say about robots and other special snow flakes that claim to not be normies here