>have sex once >tfw thrusting doesn't come naturally

>>37211957
yes, this is why virgins suck at sex, after a few times you'll get into the habit

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>>37211957
>>37211975
>having sex
why

why and when did this board become so fucking inundate with you normo tourist faggots

i think so. you can practice with a flashlight stuck in a box and some pillows. my legs were wobbly after

>>37212017
I tried but the bulb cut my glans

>>37212016
Some say it began with Eternal September

>>37212016
because sex feels fucking great obviously

>>37212098
hahah, i woudnt know, my dude

hahahahah

>>37211957
Sex isn't really natural in general, so it stands to reason that it feels weird and awkward.

It's just slapping two slabs of meat together

>>37212138
you should try it anon I totally recommend it

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>>37212187
>Sex isn't really natural

>>37212187
Try humping your hand. I actually never thought about how sex works because my hand does all fapping. It actually seems really weird like you have to position your up facing cock level to the vagina and then just thrust? That seems like such an awkward movement to make. Uncordinated as fuck and probably get tired quickly because of using rarely used muscles.

>>37212286
Yeah it uses a lot of abs and glutes. No surprise women like a guy with a six pack and nice ass

>>37211957
You're thinking too much, man. Just let your instincts take over. Just think about how attracted you are to the person and make them cum. Boom. Your body thrusts automatically.

>>37212286
I've humped inanimate objects before, but I agree, the motion feels weird and unnatural. It's very strange actually shifting your entire body, as opposed to just your hand.

>>37212222
i'm on it, dawg

heading out to the gf store right now

When I lost my virginity to a realdoll thrusting was just second nature for me, guess i'm human and your not faggot.

>>37212236
i dunno, it kind of is and it kind of isn't - i mean, they have to teach it in school, and most people don't even discover that they can pleasure themselves until they're in their late teens

>>37212437
They teach you _what_ sex is, not how to have it. Even bugs know how to have sex

>have sex
>realizes I can't get it up
>get paranoid about it afterwards
>realizes you have trouble getting it up when fapping too
>1 year passes
>think about it everyday
>nothing changes
One of those days i will neck myself.

>>37212016

/r9k/ turned to shit when it got the spotlight because of that shooter in Oregon who posted his warning on here the day before.

>The grinch in a ski mask

>>37212490
>One of those days i will neck myself.
Sounds like a good idea you normie fucking faggot.

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>>37212187
>Sex isn't really natural in genera

Learn to eat a girl out if you really care. If your D game is weak just use your tongue to satisfy her.