I can name exactly 0 reasons not to move to mexico and find a

name your kid pedro

>>37210484
Sick send us your american credit card info

>>37210484
And then you get kidnapped by Los Zetas on the way back and stuffed into a barrel.

are you implying mexican women would fuck you?

>>37210484
>Not the gif
Not even going to read your post

It's what I'm going to do but I'm actually mexican so I'm going to go to my parents hometown and pick up a girl like my dad, hes mexican too but his parents are from mexico and so he brought my mom back when he went to visit once.

>>37210525
>implying im not carrying heat at all times
If you get kidnapped while armed then you deserve it

>>37210542
Have you met an actual mexican woman who was born and raised in mexico? They dont have these high standards that are considered normal in the united shits

>>37210622
Gonna try my luck in Monterrey, Veracruz if that bombs. Might try Region Citricola for the country girls

>>37210783
>Have you met an actual mexican woman who was born and raised in mexico?
Yes, my father was born and raised in Mexico City. Mexican women are trash like the rest of the women in the western world.

>>37210943
Gonna need specifics

>>37210783
Fun fact: Mexico is a nogunz country

>>37210484
Why don't you go there and take one with you? It would be really appealing for one of them to go live with you in the US, if you are there. I'm not saying that all mexicans want to go to the US, but it's true that it's nice when you meet someone from other country and that person is willing to take you to their country to live there.

Have fun getting salsa'd after fucking with el hefe's daughter or wife.

Ill see ya back on bestgore.

>>37211779
Fun fact: that is the opposite of correct

>>37210484
>OP goes to Mexico
>get skinned and dick chopped off

>>37210484
You should probably look up what happens to people who get caught by cartels before you head to Mexico. The shit they do makes the Mudslimes look civilized.

>>37211986
You realize only cartels and police have the guns, right?

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>>37212018
Mexicos has their own second amendment, they simply are stricter with it

Takes longer to get one, more paperwork, all that nonsense

Still doesnt change the fact that its a right to own a gun in mexico

>>37212009
>>37211989
You do realize every major cartel avoids americans because the full wrath of the mexican forces would bear down on them and theirs at the merest behest of the US, not to mention the States would send even more of their own people