Today is my 19th birthday robots I didn't expect

>>37209381
I hate how this board is full of kids like you

>>37209381
congratulations, soon you will be capable of rational thought

Geez, I never remembered Calvin being this philosophical. I just remember the kid who was president of GROSS and got in trouble in class all the time.

>>37209394
I hate how this board is full of childish people like you who distance yourself from other generations thinking no one can share similar life problems or circumstances to you.

>>37209394
Thanks buddy
Sorry I can't help it that I'm not older
>>37209403
Yeah, there's a couple of comics that get fairly deep. Talking about life, how small we really are, etc.

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>>37209402
What do you mean?

This comment should be original

>>37209381
>I didn't expect to live this long.- 6 posts and 1 image reply shown.

>Told myself I'd kill myself at 18
>For once in my life things looked up that year
>22 now
>Should have killed myself when I had the balls to do it
>New "limit" is 40

Welcome to the club, enjoy your stay.

>>37209424
Your problem is neither unique nor do you describe anything in an interesting way. Most kids are going to be a little bitch boy like you shut the fuck up and kill yourself and stop shitting up r9k

>>37209483
It means I'm older than you; you get to say things like that if you have enough years on a person.
Seriously though, you won't really have a head on your shoulders for a while yet.
And don't fall too hard for the rationality meme.

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>>37209403
Really? Did u

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>>37209403
Did you own the collections?

>>37209566
>>37209394
>Kids
Literally the only people who would post something like this are underage b& who are projecting hard.

>>37209606
You got me I hate being a kid so much that I'm projecting my own self hatred. Learn to use words and stop being pudgy

>>37209606
How would you know that if you're not a kid too, sport

>>37209624
>and stop being pudgy
Still projecting. I know it's scary to admit your own failings, but take it slow anon. You'll be okay.

>>37209403

C&H was always really philosophical. but it's interwoven between a lot of typical kid hijinks and it can easily go over your head when you're younger because watterson never uses names or actual IRL events when talking about stuff.

>>37209635
Being smug and sarcastic stop being funny in 2012 I know it's hard nobody will love you with the terrible personality you have currentlyy and using the projecting meme is real fun but you young ones for the most part are heavenly retarded and don't get to bitch.

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Did you ever jack it to rosalyn?

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>>37209700
Sorry, wrong image, that's not calvins hair color

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>>37209539
Neh pretty sure it'll be soon

Got a gun but can't buy ammo legally so trying to find a work around. Will be gone immediately after that
>>37209583
True, thanks for explaining.
>>37209700
Who? No

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>>37210089
Who???
His babysitter.

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>>37210089
Guess you more a Calvin's mom sort of guy? Was it hot when she got hit with the water ballon?

>>37210164
I knew she had a hot body underneath that frumpy sweatshirt & mom pants

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>>37210089
>>37210164
Or maybe you shipped me bun and Susie?

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>>37210210
She had a fun side

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>>37209381
It doesn't get any easier
I wish I didn't give a shit about other people. Only thing that keeps me going is knowing people want me around. But I'm lucky cause some people don't even have that

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This is cannon

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>>37210089
Why would you do this to me anon

xkcd is usually shit but here, have another

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>>37210536
I have a lot buddy

>>37209381
I just turned 25, I felt exactly the same way. Get ready for the years to start flying by

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>>37209381
I know the feeling except I'm 25
>Lived my life since I was 12 as if I was going to die by the time I was 20
>As in do whatever I want enjoying my life as much as an incel can, dropped out of school, etc.
>Just awkwardly still alive as a 25 year old complete failure
>Playing games all day everyday waiting to become homeless and die on the streets

>>37210594
>Get ready for the years to start flying by
A thousand times this OP. I'm also 25 and 2011 feels like yesterday

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>>37209381
Happy birthday Anon, 1 year closer to your inevitable demise.

>>37209381
Happy Birthday anon very original

>>37209381
>>37210814

I know this feel. I grew up with an abusive alcoholic father who would always get drunk and yell about how I was going to die young because of my disease and an eating disorder I had. So I just stopped taking care of myself during my teenage years, not caring if I lived or died. Now I'm paying for it in my late 20s.

My teeth are rotting out of my head, my vision is so bad that even the strongest strength glasses can't get me back to 20/20, my body is covered in stretch marks because I got fat, I've got eczema everywhere, I've got an ulcer, hemorrhoids, and a myriad of brain problems.

"This is the year I get everything sorted out or I die trying" he says to himself for the 8th year in a row.

>>37209381
you will live a lot longer you fucking moron
do something about being so SAAAD WAHHHhh