If /r9k/ was a girl... It would be the sluttiest, dumbest, bitchiest,

>>37205868
surprise, we hate ourselves!

>>37205868
This tbqh phamalam.

>>37206144
>>37206159
Thank you for being so understanding.

ooriginal

I hate myself and I would kill myself if I wouldn't had one person that actually cares about me

If i was a girl I'd probably be a fat shit that cried about not being hot enough for chad while being oblivious to the hella think skid marks on my white panties which everyone can see due to me wearing very short skirts made even shorter and smaller due to my girth

>>37206400
Anon you do realize there are tons of girls that eat like complete slobs/do drugs but still look hot right?

>>37205868
I mean, personally, yeah I would be exactly that. I would use my feminine charm to get guys to buy me shit and treat me to shit. I'm not gonna deny the fact that I would do that.

>>37206440
Yeah but I personally would look like shit

>>37206446
The point is that you hate on girls that do this without realizing that you are the same type of person as that girl.

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This is all I can say about /r9k/

>>37205868
At least it wouldn't be a trap!

>>37206487
Good thing I don't hate on girls then. I just think they do have it a little easier in some aspects of life, but that's the same for men too. Each category that a person fits into is predisposed to be more adequately equipped for certain things.

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>>37205868
r9k is a girl. this "girl".

>>37207284
>Cancer sign
He's not wrong

>>37205868
Yeah, it'd be fucking awesome.
>>37207284
>Maka on shirt
Good taste at least.

>>37205868
If you could somehow distill my essence and put it in a woman's body, I doubt she would be a slut to be very honest.

>>37205868
>>37206144
>>37206159
>>37206309
Fuck off samefagging roastie.

>>37205868
If I was a girl I would be the purest girl and only accept a white catholic who is willing to have 4 children before 30 so they aren't autistic.

>>37207662
Excessive masturbation? Massive archives of pornography?

If you have either of these then you have a desire for instant gratification. This desire WILL carry over to the girl and the girl WILL be a complete slut.

>>37207663
actually I just wanted OP to fuck off so I fed him what he wanted to hear

>>37205868
Yeah, I don't disagree with you

but there are more degenerate whores than neets out in the real world...

So does this mean women are more likely to be degenerates?

if r9k was a girl it would not exist

>>37205868
That's not true, if I was a girl, I'd be fucking all you stuttering autistic faggots like there was no tomorrow.

>>37206440
Some girls manage to look decent despite it but let's not pretend poor hygiene and diet doesnt make people look like shit as a rule of thumb.

>>37207689
I don't wank excessively or have a porn collection but what you said still doesn't logically follow. Presuming she had the same inclinations as me then she would also just keep her masturbation to herself and have no desire to involve others.

>>37207659
The fact that you recognized that

Kill yourself

>>37205868
R9k pretends to be a girl all the time and we know who they are

>>37205868
If i was a woman i would probably be as self conscious about sexual relations as i am now and would avoid it like the plague, id probably become fujoshi and just Hitachi myself to non-threatening looking cute boy porn/hentai

Also if i was a woman i would never leave the house, the worst people will most likely do to me now is beat / rob / kill me, if i was woman they could rape me and then do the rest to top it off, not many homo rapists around outside of prison luckily

But still i could live a cozy life living alone with hitachi and just NEET

>>37207832
No u, autstic faggot

>>37207820
>Presuming she had the same inclinations as me then she would also just keep her masturbation to herself and have no desire to involve others

Uh no that is not what would happen. /r9k/ masturbates excessively because they don't have access to pussy.
If they had access to pussy they would fuck it endlessly. And I mean real pussy.

>>37208022
Maybe those that embrace their degeneracy, sluts are shamed pretty hard, you think that the meek robots would just go out fucking every guy that would give them some?

Also robots tend to have traditional values in what relationships should be so they would probably try to seek long term relationship that would lead to marriage so they can have one person available to fuck 24/7

>>37208138
>sluts are shamed pretty hard
And the neet lifestyle isn't.

>>37208138
>you think that the meek robots would just go out fucking every guy that would give them some?
Yup because it is the way of getting instant gratification. Instant gratification a common trait in all robots.

>>37208138
>Also robots tend to have traditional values in what relationships

>Robots don't try to get a wife, and living the most degenerate lifestyle in the universe.
>lol robots don't care about their values because they are men, But if they turned into women for some reason they will care about them.

Are you dumb dude?

>>37208203
>Robots don't try to get a wife because they don't want a social disgrace whore that has had more partners than she has fingers
>Dating a man who has had previous partners is looked as something great when you're a woman "he knows how to please womyn, real stud"
>tfw no gf used to be among the most posted threads here before trap fags took over
>All the waifu shit they obsess over

>lol they just want to fuck, they would be sluts!
Yeah and every woman that masturbates is a wanton slut too right? devoid of all moral integrity and doesn't want to settle down, she just wants the D yo, right?

Maybe you should look in the mirror brosky

>>37208312
>Yeah and every woman that masturbates is a wanton slut too right? devoid of all moral integrity and doesn't want to settle down, she just wants the D yo, right?
>Maybe you should look in the mirror brosky

You are making an optimistic assumption about the beliefs and value system of robots.

I am telling that if human being who has given on themselves this badly, and is so degenerate on so many levels CANNOT have a good set of system and a strong value system.

Now you can try to rationalize this away with some bullshit about "oh but we just want love ;(" but I am telling you that you faggots would be sluts.
NOTHING about how you live your lives suggest anything else.

>>37208022
Having sex with one person exclusively isn't sluttiness and most of /r9k/ has a thing for "oneitis" so don't really know what you're getting at here.

>>37208401
You're just saying because lonely dudes masturbate, they would be sluts and then getting annoyed because people disagree with your spurious reasoning lol.

>>37208401
I think the extras trolling this place have warped your image of what robots actually are, they are just lonely NEET's that are usually depressed or have some other mental issues going on preventing them from functioning well in society

That's why normie advice gets shat upon "just keep your chin up, just go out and do it, be yourself!" normies don't realize the mental anguish some robots get just from being outside, anxiety and agoraphobia is common in them

>>37208424
^ this

Normies get out, ree

>>37208456
I think she might be one of those roasties trying to justify her slutting to herself, "They would have done the same if they were women! they aren't more moral than me!"

Sorry roastie, we are and we still don't want you, hell id date a fujoshi over a roastie, dating a fujoshi might actually be neat

>>37208661
>I think she might be one of those roasties trying to justify her slutting to herself
Well considering the fact that I'm a virgin male...

>>37208661
>They would have done the same if they were women
You would. You are degenerates unless you prove otherwise. The trap threads, excessive masturbation, waifu bullshit, and general hatred for society allows me to make the conclusion that you ARE degenerates.

>>37208661
>Sorry roastie, we are and we still don't want you

hahaha so if a roastie came up to you and invited you for a good night, you would deny her?
How the fuck would you even know if a girl is a slut? Is there some scientific method of figuring how many partners she has had?
What if the roastie has a great personality and you like her a lot? Would you still deny her than.

>>37208961
>You would. You are degenerates unless you prove otherwise. The trap threads, excessive masturbation, waifu bullshit, and general hatred for society allows me to make the conclusion that you ARE degenerates.
You're pulling together disparate things (it's well known these are outsiders) and not putting any real rhyme or reason on it. Waifushit is all about being dedicated to your waifu in fact, where's the sluttyness in that?
People masturbating a lot means sweet fuck all. Do you really think that most don't separate masturbation and sex?

>>37209014
>(it's well known these are outsiders)
That is, trapfags are outsiders. They've been caught out several times organizing raids.

>>37208022
Socially anxious and avoidant robots wouldn't fuck even if they had access to pussy. There are even women and attractive males with these issues. It's a real barrier and absolutely crippling. Most people are too well adjusted to understand. The same with intimacy-averse autists and schizoids. And there are also common sense and moral reasons to not be a slut.

Only the "robots" who don't fall into these categories would behave the way you think. That said, I don't know if they're the majority or minority of /r9k/ posters.

>>37208961
>thinks trap threads are native to /r9k/
Oh look a summerfag, you do realize trap threads are late 2015 phenomenon that is kept alive by baiters and /lgbt/ who now claim part of this thread as their own?

We hate society because we are outcasts from it, we were raised for a time that is long gone and cope by escapism to video games etc

>What if the roastie has a great personality and you like her a lot? Would you still deny her than
My oneitis used to be a roastie, it is why ill never make a move on her because i could never raise children with a woman that was as big of a slut as she was in her teen years, i fell in love with the pre teen her but then she turned slut,
shame how this world corrupts everything she was my childhood sweetheart we grew up in same neighborhood, only thing worth keeping now is the memory of her

>hahaha so if a roastie came up to you and invited you for a good night, you would deny her?
Yep, if i don't date my oneitis because she used to be a slut why would i shag a flat out random slut?

>How the fuck would you even know if a girl is a slut? Is there some scientific method of figuring how many partners she has had?
Early (teen years) and numerous sexual encounters (5+ is slut), low duration relationships (less than a year is red flag)