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Autistic/Embarrassing/Mischievous shit you've done >Seen

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Autistic/Embarrassing/Mischievous shit you've done

>Seen french kissing and tongues in a movie when I was 8
>Next time I kissed my mother I slipped her the tongue and bit her lip after seeing it in a movie
>Got excited the first time I came so I showed my mother my cum stained pants thinking she'd be happy for me
>When I first started masturbating around age 12 I would wipe my cum on my white pillows and literally never considered the fact it would leave massive yellow crusty stains all over said pillows until my mother told me to stop
>On computer age 10 listening to music in the library with earbuds in
>Singing Whitney Houston's I will always love you without realising I was shouting it all over the library
>Look at the computer ahead of me and a group of girls are literally red in the face crying with laughter at me
>Spot a teachers phone number on their desk in school one day (age 13/14)
>Jot it down and text the number telling the teacher I want to molest her two boys
>Keep it up for two months
>She takes time out of school after that
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>>37197557
were you molested as a kid

acting that sexual before your teens isn't normal
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>>37197629
No, I just had/have incredibly dark humor and would always get a kick out of conjuring the most vile imagery I possibly could.

I used to have a running gag with friends regarding a kid who killed himself in our school when he was 13. We would talk about digging him up and manipulating him with puppet strings outside his parents bedroom window.

Had us in tears as edgy teenagers
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>>37197629
Things I did before 10:
>sucked a dude of and had him suck me (homo)
I didn't like it.
>tried to fuck one chick but she had cheese in there
It didn't fit and it was disgusting.
>tried to fuck another chick but it was mostly her initiating
I was so small I didn't even get it up.
>tried to fuck a cat
Idk what that was all about.
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>>37197629
>>37197720
Wasn't even molested tho. If I was it's so far early or suppressed that I have no way of remembering. The cat part was suppressed as well and came back just recently.
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>>37197557
>would pretend to be in an epic fight scene from an anime or vidya, doing all sorts of weird shit with my body to replicate the sick moves that were in my head

I was 13
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>>37197999
Oh also came on a bunch of magazines that weren't pornographic in any way whenever I was home alone, I would be completely naked doing this shit in the living room
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>>37197720
>tried to fuck a cat
I understand you anon.
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>tripped my 3 year old cousin head first into a wall
>screaming crying with a massive hematoma
>he is so unintelligible that I make an excuse about him being clumsy and I get away with it

>became proficient in stealing kids books in school and shredding them
>stole a kids french book in april and shredded it
>the entire years work lost
>he fails the subject
>never got caught

>duct taped a junior and locked him in a closet in the music department
>nobody found him for three hours

I miss childhood mischief desu
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>>37197999
I can relate massively
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>>37197999
Did the same, usually while kicking a ball against the wall of my room or pacing

Nice trips btw
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>Used to wrestle pillows as a kid
>Would flail and flip around my bed
>The pillow always won
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>>37197557
>put a fat pig as desktop wallpaper of a muslim friend's mom
>put hitler as wallpaper of my dad's laptop
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>>37198764
ur dad's jewish?
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>>37197557
>Next time I kissed my mother I slipped her the tongue and bit her lip after seeing it in a movie
>Got excited the first time I came so I showed my mother my cum stained pants thinking she'd be happy for me

H-Hot...
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>>37198827
He's an alt-left guy.
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>>37199004
kek
i once put someones nude (male) on school computer and left it so someone else will see it
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