So I matched with a qt on tinder named Nicole and I used a pun

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she didn't get it.... how the fuck can you not get that???? oh my god, you just psyched me out of joining back to OKCupid for at least another week...

fuck how are people so stupid.. IM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW.

She's dumb

You did good. Say something else witty

>>37195241
She probably did and screen capped it sent it to all her friends and is awaiting your response so they can all laugh at you.
Now if it was chad who said it well you could bet more then a Nicole that she would bend over backwards to spread her legs.

Umm just say "its a pun of your name"

Whats up with Terences pose

Good joke anon its pretty good

>"i thought asians were smart?"

its that easy

>>37195241
Pretty good idea but should have developed it more, "I'm short 5 cents for a fun date night, spare me a Nicole?"

Anyway just write "I mean a nickle" now, maybe she's just a little slow.

Write "Hello Nicole, lick my dick hole".

Yeah do this

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>>37195290
This.
Follow it up with a bantful insult

>>37195277
thinking she's going to know what the word "pun" means is hilarious.

>>37195241
She's stupid and you're stupid, both should kill themselves

>>37195241
>she didn't get the joke
It's pointless. Really, I've tried talking to stupid women but it just doesn't work.

Try elsewhere.

>>37195241
That's incredible.

Tell her "read it out loud".

Hmm really makes me think. How the fuck do you guys go on Tinder i'm scared as fuck the girls will screenshot my conversations

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>Run-of-the-mill girls so used to being drowned in attention that the best way to get their attention is crack 2nd grade level jokes and poke fun at them

Society needs a hard reset.

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>>37195241
Had any luck on tinder anon? good experiences bad experiences? used for a bit but dont think it has what im after

>>37195343
this is the only way i could get responses on Okcupid.
you do not by any means try normal convo.

you make fun of them and criticize them, that's the only way they will respond.
i was getting like 90% response rates if i opened with a criticism.

>>37195241
I dunno, maybe ask your friends at reddit?

This is why pursuing women is such fucking torture

Not only do you have to be funny/smart/exceptional/interesting, they don't get ANYthing, they are fucking retards themselves. But they will act like their no-effort responses are equivalent to your effort-laden responses in merit.

It's just horrible. You always have to be "on," and on their end, they're just going "o lol i liek movie hehe :'P" and they subjectively feel like they contributed just as much.

>>37195241
The fact that she doesn't get it shows just how naturally inferior women actually are.

>>37195369
you know it's the same with guys right? "hi, how are you" is boring. starting with a joke teasing the person you're talking to lightly based on something from their profile shows that you have read their profile, are lighthearted and not too serious, are witty and have some semblance of personality. feels more personalized

>>37195405
>the fact that some random girl on a dating website (literally bottom of the barrel) doesn't get a shitty joke shows that women are mentally inferior to men
okay.

>>37195401

My favorite is when they just text/msg you a "?" in response to something.

Do they want more information? Or did they not understand and want you to restate what you said? Either way, you're expected to type out a detailed message while they can only bother with a single character.

>>37195241
Say: Holy fuck Nicole how could you not get that pun it's using your name for fucks sake you stupid cunt

That'll be pretty funny

>>37195401
actually talking to women is nothing like this. you sound like "that guy." girls just use you, little buddy, they don't care how le funny you think you are.

>>37195479
Not him but I agree with what he said, how are they using me if I'm the one cumming on their faces?

>>37195455
Even better: Once they do something like that, it halts your momentum, because if you respond "well, you see, [explanation of the joke]," you're beta, you're being merey reactive and responsive, not outgoing, you're not "setting the stage" but letting HER do it.

So you have to find some clever way to regain momentum, remain the conversational "aggressor," otherwise you look subtly beta and she just ignores you.

It's fucking exhausting.

>>37195479
Everyone in this thread who gets laid using Tinder/OKCupid/etc. is now aware that you yourself do not. Enjoy.

>>37195507
>girls don't get anything out of sex

>>37195531
having to use tinder is pathetic, not something to be proud of. but all girls send texts and if they are interested they will fucking go on and on endlessly with stories and their feelings and everything on their mind. this dipshit said that girls don't get his sense of humor, put no effort into conversations with him, and implied that they drop out entirely if he's not entertaining them

you want to tell me i have a problem?

>>37195325
Why do you care if they do though?
You're probably never gonna meet them again.

Well OP? Is that your cat? Please respond asap

I'm famous

>>37195352
I've gotten matches but most of them are boring as fuck, or they're profile pic is misleading and their other photos show how fat they are.

Never met up with a girl yet, hoping to step out of my comfort zone this week and get a girl out on a date.

>>37195807
I can't believe she would expect me to respond to that

>>37195343
The current meta seems to be
>quip -> quip
>quip -> quip
>"Lets go out?" or "Whats your #?"

>>37195898
She's trying to make conversation, she might like you.

>>37195241
Tell her she's a stupid roastie. For fucks sake, I know women are retarded but there had to be a limit, right?

>>37195259
I'm on OkC and it's just full of girls that are decently looking (at least 7/10) and so won't even reply to you unless you're Chad no matter what you say, or if you do get one to chat with you the convo gets old and stale pretty quick (at least for me; I'm pretty jaded and don't have shit to talk about with these normie chicks who are already so uninteresting despite what they believe)

>>37195259
>>37196814
Forgot to mention the most conversing I was able to do is with a 25 year old single mom of 2 kids. These girls are probably looking for some alpha dude to steer them out of the convo stage and into some in person action but it's all just too much for me desu. I'll be settling for prostitutes soon enough

>>37195324
But nickle is pronounced differently than Nicole.

>>37195294
this op. she'll guaranteed take the bait.

>>37195241
You're not as clever as you think you are.

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Who even tries to joke with girls anymore?

>>37197001
AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

nice going faggot

>>37197001
>thinking a normie will get an underground inside joke

>>37197019
Idk man some girl actually got a mgs reference

>>37195241
If you match beautiful girls why are you here

>>37197090
an MGS reference isn't on the same level as a meme thats mostly exclusive to 4chan and other imageboards

>>37197001
keep going anon, try another jokes telde ranking

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>>37197358
It is pretty obscure.

>>37197421
MGS isn't really that obscure, but I guess its better than nothing. I could think of better MGS themed opening lines though

>>37197019
>Your ancient retard memes
>Underground
>>37197090
>One of the biggest franchises in video games
>Underground secret references xD do u have stairs

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>>37197442
No shit.
I'm just an autist that got pressured into it.

>>37195241
Call her a stupid fucking roastie whore with possible childhood sex trauma. It'll be funny.

>>37195241
Ignore the autists in this thread. She completely gets it, she just thinks it's dumb as in "lol what are you for real?". But you have her attention anon so that's a good start

>>37195241
I mean, it's a joke, what're you fuckin stupid? It's not like that takes a boatload of brainpower to understand.

That's what I'd say.

>>37197527
This, if one doesn't get that joke they would have to be literally mentally retarded.

She means "lol what" as in "that's the best you can do?". She's cringing at you OP.

>>37197019
>underground internet joke

now this must be a double ruse

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>>37197490
>pic

I don't think I've ever seen anyone sink so low

>>37197490
That's really good. But after that message I would say. JK That's small like my dick.

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>>37198877
It's a half-normie meme

>>37197001
Girlbane posting? Would a female understand such a thing? Is it possible?

>>37199160
I like to think it is