Who /debt/ here? >max out seven credit cards >took out

>>37192718
How to get free mooneys? I am a NEET so nobody will lend me any?

>>37192718
>What are they going to do?

Seize your assets and put you out on the street would be my guess

>>37192718
>went to college at 19
>went 7.5 in debt
>realized all I wanted to was to go the big city and make music

WELP. They don't offer loans for actual dreams. Do they?

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>>37192749
>>realized all I wanted to was to go the big city and make music

>60k in student loans
>no degree and no job
life is pretty good

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>>37192718

>tfw $8k in debt
>some collector called me a few days ago butthurt that I haven't made any payments on some stupid bill yet
>hung up on him
>he left a voicemail practically screaming at me
>blocked his number

If they ever try to sue me I'll just ignore that too, and if they try to put me in jail or something I'll just kill myself. Either way, those normie pieces of shit are out of luck if they think they're ever getting their money back.

>>37192777
This made me laugh so hard

Bravo bravo

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>>37192777
>>some collector called me a few days ago butthurt that I haven't made any payments on some stupid bill yet
>>hung up on him
>>he left a voicemail practically screaming at me
>>blocked his number

MADMAN
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I have over $10000 dollars in savings. I want marry my gf and have kids but I'm poor. Little by little I guess

>>37192777
That was worth the read haha. Checked.

>>37192718
But... why? What can you even need that constant stream of money for that you couldn't get it through less stressful means?

>>37192825
Little by little, wagecuck.

>>37192777
Devilish Trips. You are doing gods work.

>>37192887
I enjoy living the fast life. I order fast food every day at least one time a day. I order a ton of books from amazon that I intend to read at some point. I buy used underwear and buy gifts for my pornstar friends from their Amazon wishlists. I bought a car last month and I intend to learn to drive it sometime. Life's an oyster, my friend. You just have to seize the opportunity to live it well.

>>37192777
Literally about to do this. No other choice left desu.

>>37192950

This. You might be fine with taking life slow and "earning" your money, but for big kahunas like me and >>37192950 such a slow pace simply will not do. We are what is known as "type A personalities", meaning we are very ambitious and driven. C'est la vie, my friend. That means "seize the day", and it perfectly encapsulates how we type A personalities view life. I eat like a king every day, ordering whatever I want from everywhere from In-N-Out to Wendy's. I have a vast library of high quality games on Steam. Every night I sleep with a 100% authentic, straight-from-Japan daki. I have the world at my fingertips because I'm not afraid to take chances and live life in the fast line rather than wait for life to come to me. I suggest you rethink how you're living your life, because one day you might find yourself very regretful.

>>37193028
>I have the world at my fingertips
>I eat cheap food and sleep with a doll

Errrmmm okay. I might be a Jew but everything you said sounds wrong.

>>37193028
>C'est la vie, my friend. That means "seize the day",

pls be b8

>>37193064
>>37193042

I wonder if this fucking idiot redditors are aware of just fucking clueless they are of basic 4chan culture.
.

>>37192718
>went to uni for 10 years

I've got you normies beat.

>>37192777
trips of truth. kek blesses you op. better kys now that you still have the upper hand

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>>37192718
Made me kek anon well done.

Make sure you enjoy that cash

What do you even spend all that money on?

>>37193670
Paying off earlier loans.

>>37193670
See:
>>37192950

orignally perceptive

>>37192777
You should borrow 1m for a business loan, then spend it on luxuries.

Anybody else tried this?

I'm tempted.

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>put half my savings in bitcoin this winter
>it's doubled

ya better get on the train ya cucks and make me richer

>>37192718
>What are they going to do? Put me in prison?

Yes, that's exactly what they'll do, lmao. Do you honestly think you're the first person to ever do this ? LMAO

>>37194739
it's not the 1850s, being in debt isn't a criminal offence any more (assuming the credit was obtained legitimately)

>>37192718
Why the fuck do they keep giving you loans?

>>37192777
if you die, debt collectors will force someone from your family to pay up.

you want to really stick it to them, declare bankruptcy.

>>37195078
>Tfw my dad got 40k in debt
>Declared bankruptcy
>Got to keep his Mercedes 'cause he was given it for a free so the bill of salle valued it at $0
>7 years later he's living in a comfy beach house with a gf 12 years younger and his three qt kids
Bankruptcy seemed to work for him

>>37195168

The only thing bankruptcy does is destroy your credit

>>37192745
>implying that this is the worst outcome

>tfw out of debt this month

Feels good man.

My bank wants to give me 50k loan Im thinking of taking it and investing it and paying it off as soon as possible I have good.income but I spend it all on fast food (wish o was joking) I think the loan with mandatory repayments will be good.for.me.

I sometimes dream of getting as.much loans as I can from all different banks then just leaving the country to.go like in Bali like a king.

>>37195413
Can you actually liquidate a loan like that? I would think that there would be something preventing you from turning it into cash.

>>37192777
> if they try to put me in jail or something I'll just kill myself

1-0

>>37195452
I took a loan of $24,000 and had it in cash, never repaid. I live in Montana now with a relative under an assumed name and if people are trying to get in touch with me I don't know anything about it. I'll just live here comfy until I die probably. I work part-time cash in hand so basically I don't exist. I've been thinking of writing my own obituary and publishing it on my hometown news papers website claiming I committed suicide or something.

this thread is great
moar stories plz

>>37192728
I was a wageslave for 5 years, saved 15k now i can be a NEET for at least 2 + years, since I don't have to pay rent or food